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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sherman, for the love of god!
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tony Sopranos Man has a gunblade from FF8
The whole meme is FF8
Keep that in mind
Tony Soprano selects attack
Paulie with his hand up
FF8 text
"Ay, put that thing away Tone"
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans
Worf wearing jeans
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Harris Foster @harris.zone · 08/09/2026
what zelda will look like in 2026
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
21 years ago Joe had a simple question
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Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 04/09/2026
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mknb @mknb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Secretarybird ヘビクイワシのキック君。 バードショーでローキックとハイキックを見せてくれた。 #猛禽曜日 #birds #photography #掛川花鳥園
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
UGH, computer - Eduard Artemiev Ich ruf zu Dir, Herr Jesu Christ (BWV 639), NOW, ALL SCREENS, MAX VOLUME
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Sam Woodcock @samwoodcock.eurosky.social · 09/08/2026
There is so much I going on here
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I think we can all agree that whatever Marilyn manson did or didn't do with his ribs, the guy's music is warped
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
30 days half bembember. Or whatever
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ymeqk @ymeqk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Text from a book: "Make bang." Oreb announced self-importantly as he settled on my staff. "Horse come. Come hole."
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Stuffed Wombat @stuffedwomb.at · 06/08/2026
MARBLE SOULS coming 2026 wishlist now - store.steampowered.com/app/4531440/...
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My parents at age 29:
"Shake and bake pork chops?"
"Yes"

Me at age 29:
"Beer seek seek lest"
"One adaptability please"
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ymeqk @ymeqk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A screenshot of three ads on facebook marketplace: a guy giving the camera the middle finger, caption "£999 Please buy this"; a graded fast and furious movie ticket; an enamel sign that says "Ratt's pussy fine form!"
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Infinite Quality Achieved really cemented the canonical one for me.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
fuck quest 2: romancing the bone, screenshot, dos (2004) www.mobygames.com/game/22225/f...
pixelated depiction of an enthusiastic man watching jennifer aniston on the television, sitting in a green chair, his feet up on a green footrest, holding the tv remote. the wall is red, the floor is light grey. his eye is one big square with a smaller black square inside. his thought bubble says:
jennifer aniston is the woman i have been waiting for!!
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ymeqk @ymeqk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
None of the aliens want to fucking talk to me
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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ymeqk @ymeqk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
when your mate's exhibiting behaviour that doesn't look right
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Brian: I heard you have a huge thumb. Can I see it
Meme guy (huge thumbs up)
Brian : sweet
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 21/07/2026
horrible bald Grum style man in sweltering game show studio says "THE POWER TO DESTROY." with a wii button prompt that says "Skip (A)" in the corner. From the Retroachievements screenshot page for "Golden Balls"
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I want to visit Japan for many reasons, but the current highest is the possibility of meeting Robin the island cat: www.instagram.com/p/DajMhZNk6t8/
A very round black and white cat Robin carrying a big fish in his mouth
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yeah dude it's gonna be fun. Im gonna make some hot dogs for us, some of us are gonna wear my two person Misfits t shirt that has two neck holes for both of us to wear together and pretend we're "The Misfits Monster". U in?
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Arrille Morrowind pinning Fargoth Morrowind up against the wall of his shop while sensually staring into his eyes
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Gf: whos the little guy Me: his names Tasslehoff Burrfoot Gf: whats that big stick hes got Me: its called a hoopak Gf: whered he get it Me: probably kendermore. Thats the home city of the kender, of which he is one Gf: whens my birthday Me: is it in one of the months the sun wears sunglasses
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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ymeqk @ymeqk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Slowly realising that book of the new sun has the same plot as red dwarf
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 06/07/2026
growlithe's paws
a child is screaming and crying, their parent asks "what's wrong?". the child explains "w... wwh... g... g...growlithe's front and back paws donn't match... w...". the parent and child embrace, both in tears
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ymeqk @ymeqk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Howard from the Halifax ads had been forced to change his name to Lloyard. He is due to be sunk to the bottom of the North Sea on Thursday
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I went to the urinal at Blood House and I peed blood. But I didn't know if it was because I was in acute medical distress or if it was just the magic of Blood House. That's the sort of mystery that makes Blood House so special, to me.
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ymeqk @ymeqk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
One Night in Don Rickles
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The Dude @lanceboyle94.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Disaster Report dialogues always delivering
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Essem @essem.space · 16/06/2026
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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🪤 @factorysealed.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
hey man. thought you should know i saw your girl at cafe nervosa and some fancy guy was hitting her with the “OH COME NOW!”
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
the mild manners are job security, baby www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...
PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--"

PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" 

PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Post:
Spoiler 
Nier Automata was disappointing 
So after years of watching 2B porn and finally
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ymeqk @ymeqk.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Clarence Carter I hope you're strokin in heaven
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Not only will I call down pillars of fire, I will call down bolts of lighting and torrents of water - additionally I will see that the ground opens up, and that from it comes magma, which at the point of exposure to air will of course become "lava".
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ymeqk @ymeqk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh6x... Cypress Hill used that orchestra better
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A Night of Mellon Collie & Infinite Sadness: Billy Corgan performs "1979"
YouTube video by Lyric Opera of Chicago
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LVL?KEN 💀🕘 @ricesnot.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Haway the Moon (thanks @juneibyou.bsky.social for vocals)
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