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Intelligent YaQube

@yaqube.bsky.social
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AKA Gaspar Lewis, among other online (not real) names; you'll never know all of them. Widely tolerated lowbie. Maybe we ate together once a decade ago? (Long Island)

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Intelligent YaQube @yaqube.bsky.social · 1h
That's the same kind of anger you feel when you connect the dots for a really atrocious pun... meaning they did their job.
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Drew Bissell / Floating Cave @floatingcave.bsky.social · 4h
Sticker on a pole thst reads "D. Boon American Folk Hero" with a picture of D Boon from Minutemen.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 6h
"We don't want any artists who have done NSFW" congrats you have narrowed your potential pool to 'liars'
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 10h
the lexicon of comicana by mort walker is THE text
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Intelligent YaQube @yaqube.bsky.social · 8h
I'm this guy
A very successful gacha pull including Zenno Rob Roy and the Halloween variant of Agnes Digital on the first attempt.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[bleary, drawling] "In my eyes/indisposed" [suddenly too zesty] "in DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS"
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Diplomatic cable leaked to me shows Marco Rubio order embassies to bar people from the US for speech-related reasons. Hours later, Rubio gave a speech at the Acropolis celebrating "free debate and public discussion": www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-speech...
kenklippenstein.com
The Speech That Gets You Banned From America
Leaked Rubio cable details “far-left” speech that bars people from entering the U.S.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
as the creator of the overused and misused term "surf dracula" i have to say that metaphorically, count dracula is my personal frankenstein's monster
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lilmommaprods @lilmommaprods.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is basically what all politics is going to be like after the boomers die off www.fire.org/news/ohio-ma...
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Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator. Your questions about Shrexting, answered.
An Ohio blogger spent 23 hours in jail after texting a senator a crude Shrek meme. Can political mockery be prosecuted? The First Amendment weighs in.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
r u really even living life if u cannot call your close homies of all genders "my sweet treasure" "dearest buttercup" and "light of my life" when u ask 2 pass the salt or something
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are we not men? We are DEVO
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"And 👏 we 👏 did 👏 nothing 👏 to 👏 stop 👏 it 👏."
Democrats
@TheDemocrats
A pro-Trump billionaire family now controls all of these platforms.
(image of the logos of all the media companies the Ellisons now own)
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Headquarters
@HQNewsNow
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Trump reacts to Ellisons' Paramount/Warner Bros. merger:

"Oh! I'm happy about that. It's great. They're terrific people."

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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can buy a huge media conglomerate with money you don't have using leveraged debt you'll never pay off and then immediately start firing its workers, but people will still say that capitalism is compatible with democracy and is capable of "reform" or "regulation"
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Intelligent YaQube @yaqube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"What do you call that kakistocracy?" "The Aristocrats!"
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lol
Variety &
@Variety
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Skydance Adds Bobby Kotick and Laurene Powell Jobs to
Board, _Taps Tony Blair as Adviser_
Skydance Adds Bobby Kotick and Laurene Powell Jobs to Board, Ta...
From variety.com
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Intelligent YaQube @yaqube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have a smattering of Songsmith remixes I would trade you for the donk remix of "She Will Only Bring You Happiness"
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skydance now owns Nick, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, and MTV, effectively ending US TV animation as we know it. Countless jobs will be lost, and fewer new shows will be created. An apocalyptic scenario for cartoons, yet it's maybe the 5th-worst thing about the Paramount-WB merger!
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Intelligent YaQube @yaqube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let's fucking GOOOOOOOO youtu.be/05o1gMSEOLo
youtu.be
ANNA MEREDITH - Anna Meredith - Inhale Exhale (Official Video)
YouTube video by ANNAMEREDITHVEVO
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fascist monopolization of US media, intent on ending what's left of democracy on behalf of billionaire mobsters, was finalized by a Democratic-appointed SCOTUS justice.
Deadline&
@DEADLINE
Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan denied a last minute
effort to halt Paramount's merger with Warner Bros.
Discovery, a transaction that is scheduled to close on
Tuesday.
See more details here: deadline.com/2026/10/paramo..
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BROS
STUDICA
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hubble-Telescope would be a good fake name for a rich family.
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
meanwhile on Xitter...
Curtis Yarvin post on X on 10/5/2026: "Every time I’m in the UK I hear this. More and more people asking, subtly or straight out: what would Hitler do?

As if it was that easy. Have you looked around you? Man, Hitler wouldn’t even know where to start" 102.3 k views, 4:11 a.m. 74 replies, 51 shares, 997 hearts, 95 saves.
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Intelligent YaQube @yaqube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rest in piss, weirdo. (Bakker, obviously, not Berger.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH3...
youtube.com
Vic Berger Presents Jim Bakker's Buckets
YouTube video by Vic Berger
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negativflan @negativflan.newgrounds.com · 06/10/2026
concept: video game store that has a Bait copy of silent hill 2 for $300 and whenever somebody asks to buy it the employee injects 82% saline 3% mdma mixture into their thigh
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Intelligent YaQube @yaqube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The "holding a lot of your people you failed to love" clip about cities & homelessness is very good but knowing it's from Bill Maher just makes me imagine him belching a cloud of smoke and dropping an N-bomb (soft A) immediately after it ends.
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Intelligent YaQube @yaqube.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still competitive, decent WAR (Widow[er]s Above Replacement)
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what do you MEAN the developers of Cookie's Bustle contacted every person who registered their copy by mail 25 years ago and invited them to a secret Cookie's Bustle party with live music and merch???
A Cookie's Bustle "25th secret event" Cookie Blair bearA Cookie's Bustle t-shirt, featuring Cookie Blair flying in the airMusicians playing instruments alongside a mascot of Cookie Blair, a teddy bear girl
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FLEB @flebpuzzles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chair for my assistant.
My cat in a chair.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Illuminated capital D
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 04/10/2026
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy shit
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"You're listening to The Dipshit Boys where we do an episode by episode deep dive into The Nutshack, but first a word from our sponsor:" "Blingpingo is an agentic mixed reality B2B solution that works across teams to develop scalable marketplace solution paradigms for over half of the Fortune 500"
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagining Coach Z from Homestar Runner saying "mini chercolate chorps."
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/10/2026
The kicker is *chef's kiss*
“You think we’re getting a little too close to Meta?” [John Georges, co-owner of Georges Media Group, the state’s largest media organization and parent company of the state’s largest newspaper, The Times-Picayune | The New Orleans Advocate], asked. “I’m not afraid of the sun. You know — Icarus? I’ll get as close to the sun as I can.”
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 02/10/2026
this is, completely unironically, the death of american culture.
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Intelligent YaQube @yaqube.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Recognitions, too.
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MantraBeeg @mantrabeeg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
rottenburg.the-comic.org
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Intelligent YaQube @yaqube.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The nostalgic aspiration of buying toothpaste
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Intelligent YaQube @yaqube.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
~xXx GADDIS GANG xXx~
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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FLEB @flebpuzzles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you know “20 More, Somehow Even Smaller, Mazes” is 100% off in the Steam sale?
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
um … ah … hmmm … 🎶 You don’t know me but I’m your father
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Intelligent YaQube @yaqube.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you (again) for your (additional) service. 🫡 🫡
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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evil and fucked up lady jacky ૮꒰˵•ﻌ•˵꒱ა ˖⁺。˚⋆˙★ @iminlikewithyou.cool · 01/10/2026
HQ upload of the song/video de la soul and double did for parappa the rapper 2 just landed lfg youtu.be/g-M9erQo0P0
youtu.be
Say ''I Gotta Believe!'' - De la Soul feat. DOUBLE Music Video
YouTube video by AndysSeveredHead
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
cnn.com
The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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