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xuswimmer13.bsky.social @xuswimmer13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another lackluster guardians playoff appearance It’s almost like when you refuse to spend money on offense it comes back to haunt you when offense matters the most! Depressing cause they have continued to draft and develop but you cannot win without investing Please sell the team Paul!!
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is the precise vibe of Karoline Leavitt
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Jill Adge @jilladge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmao Becky 😂. A’ja couldn’t hold in her reaction
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Todd Monken just might be a damn good coach
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ball is telling egregious lies. ball is a fanciful storyteller. do not trust ball.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
honestly this is pro-level mime work, this is "I am peeing with a penis of length and exact heft in a reckless fashion"
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you ABC for the clear replay of a dude miming whizzing all over the field
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
image of the year lmaooo
texas player pretending to piss as a celebration. the close caption reads “no no no no”
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Ryland @rfaller317.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Work email at 2:59p on a Friday
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
canny strike by trains, the natural enemy of planes
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
trying to show the Times some goddamn culture
top shows of 21st century by someone who will never watch Game of Thrones and thinks Succession was really funny but still kind of in love with power and dickheads with it
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Tuffy Wolfpack Mascot Rotation
Alt: tuffy unspooled
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gimli right before he says “I never thought I’d die fighting side-by-side with an elf”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The worst part for her isn’t even here yet, btw. Because if this goes how these things usually go, the next thing she’s going to have to do is go on camera and at minimum act like this was all a big misunderstanding, maybe even funny.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
probably one of the more accurate applications of how the founding fathers viewed the second amendment tbh
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Having learned his lesson from Week 1, Todd Monken will hold a paper towel over his hand as he touches the hot stove again.
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i think the funny thing with skattebo is he has just enough wiggle to actually put himself in position for a stiff arm but he’d rather take a looney tunes piano to the head
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"god forbid what lou holtz said" we're touching 102 on the gun at 9:14 a.m. folks
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WRMS Traffic & Weather Reporter on the 2’s @carnegro.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
I missed FAMU honoring Dolly Parton at Miami Friday night.
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Coaching equivalent of this meme
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I want to be clear: If you're high off your ass right now and just want to live-mix highlight reels of your favorite team and post them here and tag me, that is absolutely what my account is for
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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xuswimmer13.bsky.social @xuswimmer13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good lord Kansas Football… this is incredible
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 11/09/2026
im rocking my chalk so vigorously i might even jayhawk
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the international date line saying "and i took that personally"
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You don't realize what a large part of your life the people on TV when you're a kid become until it's over. defector.com/barry-melros...
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Barry Melrose Brought Hockey Home | Defector
Go ahead and listen to this. (For the real perverts, use this one; you just know you’re about to stay up until 1:00 a.m. for a particularly shitty Sharks–Mighty Ducks game.) What does it evoke? What d...
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If Mike Vrabel was this risk-averse at all times, he wouldn't have needed marriage counseling
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I'm too talented to need shortcuts" goes so fucking hard.
youtube community post from Huggbees that discusses why he does not and will not ever use AI in his art
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Channel 6 being menaced with the dodgeball of prophecy
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That worked
Tellling a bot to fuck off
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 08/09/2026
While everyone else sits in locker rooms, the punters understood this lighting means there is so much aura available for farming
FSU punter looks badass in barely lit stadium
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
am not listening but assuming they forgot to pay the power bill
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Todd Monken if you can hear me: play a different QB each quarter like a pitching staff. It would be so difficult for teams to prepare for + the Browns have nothing to lose
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
HERO
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LeftLynk @leftlynk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day Everything you enjoy today, someone organized for:
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/09/2026
Charles Xavier eight seconds after bringing in each new group of students:
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xuswimmer13.bsky.social @xuswimmer13.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Iconic “Totally Exonerated no wrongdoing” campaign ad from David Perdue to sarcastically imply The call was right
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 06/09/2026
Imagine a small town city councilman who got charged with a middling felony on the morning of January 6, 2021. That is Dabo in tomorrow's CFB news cycle
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xuswimmer13.bsky.social @xuswimmer13.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Man the worst part of this is…. Michigan is just terrible Like it’s not even underperforming or bad breaks… they just look like shit
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
College football on my tv
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 27/08/2026
surprised that doom says this in the new movie
A normal person wouldn't care.
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xuswimmer13.bsky.social @xuswimmer13.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Volleyball is back!!! Thank god!!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it's officially College Football Season. The first Division I game of the year live from Youngstown, Ohio. There is an upside-down penguin
Mercyhurst playing Youngstown State on a football field with an upside down penguin
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There are two good ways to act with the Muppets. Either you take the Michael Cain approach and pretend you are working with a professional troupe from the West End. Or the Tim Curry approach where you pretend you yourself are also a Muppet. RIP
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