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Jeff Thomas

@xaphan.bsky.social
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Bösewicht, recovering red teamer

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
spreading false rumors that your political opponent went to ohio is pretty fucked up
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just watched The Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the first time. It was obviously a cautionary tale about the danger posed by AI. This is what happens when jobs are eliminated by automation.
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 20/09/2026
One of the takeaways on AI in my professional role I'm tasked with is, "If AI is going to smash through failures at the fundamentals of InfoSec, we better be real freaking sure we're doing them." So I'm going in through like a newhire/implementer refreshing our eyes-on the current state.
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day from Abe Lincoln.
Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. Capital has its rights, which are as worthy of protection as any other rights.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Happy New USCSB Video Day to those who celebrate. youtu.be/-UoyIV6oZEc
youtu.be
Fatal Fog: Liquid Nitrogen Release at Foundation Food Group
YouTube video by USCSB
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When all else fails
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The size of this joke's audience has to be in the double-digit range.
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Werner Herzog
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
they neutered him by refusing to use the original title
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🇺🇸
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
A Face in the Crowd (1957) Vitajex straightens the frogs out.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
one of the hallmarks of conspiracy theories is that they imagine far more competence in intelligence than actually exists.
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
They should put the star in the alley where the They Live fight scene was filmed.
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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Wattle was still very drugged when I got her back. We are allowed to laugh at this photo because she recovered well. Except for 20 minutes of ARGH WHAT ARE LEGS octopus fighting.
A small black kitten, drugged in my arms. Her tongue is poking out of the side of her mouth where her breathing tube has been pulled. She's wrapped in a blanket, and you can see her front leg has red vet wrap. Her eyes have ointment on them to keep them lubricated during surgery and they're open, but she's still mostly asleep.
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Sean Phillips @seanphillips.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Here’s a thread of all the dvd covers I’ve painted… my first was Blast Of Silence.
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 24/06/2025
Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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ray @rayt.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 07/04/2026
I feel like we're not addressing the most concerning news from Mythos
so far being a now-patched 27-year-old bug in OpenBSD—an operating system known primarily for its security. It also awakened a thousand year old demon spirit embedded in MS Windows 3.1 which foretold humanity's demise before escaping through a vent. We are working with Microsoft to address this issue.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Danny Torrance in the Shining
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Thomas Ptacek @sockpuppet.org · 30/03/2026
I wrote something: sockpuppet.org/blog/2026/03...
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Vulnerability Research Is Cooked
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Jason Kikta @kikta.net · 29/03/2026
Real ones know that Buck Turgidson, not Patton, was George C. Scott’s most accurate depiction of a general officer
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/karl...
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Kurosawa on watching Solaris with Tarkovsky
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Welp, we all know where Wallace is.
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It still should have been Delroy Lindo or Benicio del Toro.
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Obaa One Battle After Another GIF
ALT: Obaa One Battle After Another GIF
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Zero motorcycles detected.
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Jillian C. York @jillian.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
What a dataset. www.olympedia.org/lists/81/man...
olympedia.org
Olympedia – Olympians Who Were Sent to Prison
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 20/02/2026
OT security IYKYK
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
RIP to one of the great That Guys.
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I have used the one about the two bulls way too much in the last decade. youtu.be/mxNXp86gFnw
youtu.be
Colors - 1988 - [Two Bulls Scene]
YouTube video by Generation X
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 06/02/2026
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Kliph Nesteroff @classicshowbiz.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Canadian Comedy Icons.
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
If you start watching This is Spinal Tap at 11:02.57PM tonight you can have your own personal ten-second Stonehenge drop countdown. 🤘🏼🤘🏼
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
RIP. I think I’ll watch Cedar Rapids tonight.
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This man made some of my favorite things.
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a man with a beard wearing a hat that says king cobra club on it
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a hat that says king cobra club on it
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
When default configs are left in place, only basic admin skills are required to “hack” things.
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 03/11/2025
don't let yourself get attached to any social network you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Good morning and Happy Halloween! I've been saving the best for last. This is my favorite Halloween illustration of all time: Something Familiar by Peter De Sève
A friendly witch on her broom outside a pet shop as a cute little black cat looks at her eagerly
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Jeff Thomas @xaphan.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 17/10/2025
IYKYK
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Toronto looking at the rest of the Yankees’ playoff schedule this month
Larry Bishop in Kill Bill Vol 2 removing all of Bud’s upcoming shifts as the strip club bouncer
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