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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 2h

Not that I ever could really program that well, but:

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 10h

Since we have more ZOMG THE AGENTS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT stories popping up, reminder:

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 13h

Chicago right now

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 20h

The always troglodytic Cdr Sal implicitly arguing that FGOs should be teaching calculus and physics at a “university.” Honestly I’m fine if this happens, just yank the service academies’ accreditation and ability to grant degrees then. Oh and get rid of their football teams, too.

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 20h

Eric Schmitt made Tommy Tuberville the second least qualified US Senator today

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 29/09/2026

Trying to find a bar showing the White Sox wildcard game in London isn’t easy

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 29/09/2026

Lots of rending of garments/gnashing of teeth over admin's proposal on subsidized student loans tied to earning ability - and while I think the idea is ghastly, it does make sense since uni has transformed from "life of the mind" to "vocational training" over the past 30+ years.

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 29/09/2026

Giants fans watching Case Keenum rip apart the Eagles after trading for JJ McCarthy:

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Man Slams Desk, Papers Fly

ALT: Man Slams Desk, Papers Fly

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 29/09/2026

If the White Sox win today too I might become insufferable after that curb stomping performance put on by the Bears

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 29/09/2026

When someone reads my latest CTI report:

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 29/09/2026

Anthropic IPO docs: "Give us 💰 or the species gets it"

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 28/09/2026

Threat intel acted on or disclosed is often threat intel lost - so how to balance long term collection with immediate needs? I tried exploring this a bit a few years ago… a discussion that I should do a deeper dive into. youtu.be/Cuhs4EJqxMw?...

youtu.be

The Disclosure Dilemma and Ensuring Defense

YouTube video by FIRST

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 27/09/2026

Smith-Njigba is a frickin cheat code

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 27/09/2026

Omg finally saw the DJT ad - PAID FOR BY THE US GOVERNMENT - and OH MY. Among other items: “We will expel the warmongers” wait a min what’s going on in the world right now???

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 27/09/2026

Basically Chicago baseball fandom in a nutshell. Sox do shit in relative obscurity while folks flock to the “other team” cuz fewer brown/black people in the stands and neighborhood

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 27/09/2026

UK CCTV footage capturing a suspicious van on the way to RAF Fairford youtu.be/qmAd5hlE4io?...

youtu.be

Four Lions (2010) - Car singing scene (Dancing in the moonlight)

YouTube video by blowjq

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 27/09/2026

When Citrix finally gets off its ass and pushes relevant, actionable info to (likely already compromised) customers, what do we label this fiasco as? NetPocalypse? ShitrixStorm? Something else?

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 26/09/2026

Audio problems on the TX-TN telecast? Thanks, Trump.

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 25/09/2026

Bringing a beverage to an interview (unless its a refillable water bottle for an all-day sequence of interviews) is unprofessional and stupid. Not offering a candidate a coffee or water at the start of an interview is callous and cruel, even if the expected outcome is refusal. I have spoken.

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 25/09/2026

Me: "I really need to save more money." LEGO: "Free exclusive Spooky Tree set with purchase over $100!" Me:

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Oh My: Man Spits Water, Screams "OH, COME ON!"

ALT: Oh My: Man Spits Water, Screams "OH, COME ON!"

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 24/09/2026

What's funny about this is that solid lib arts majors (know how to write, to think, to speak) are probably exiting uni with more marketable and harder to replace skills than folks coming out of programming-focused compsci programs. Signed, Liberal Arts Major

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 24/09/2026

Oracle: "We're gonna lay people off to pay for new datacenter construction" 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙘𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 Oracle: "We're gonna lay more people off to pay for the sunk cost of failed datacenter construction!"

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 23/09/2026

...the US is not one of the entities on this list. FML

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 23/09/2026

In a perfect world, this would be how one deals with English language voice phishing scammers www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d5G...

youtube.com

Jason Statham Destroys Call Centre | The Beekeeper (2023) | Movie Clip 4K

YouTube video by VVS Films

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 22/09/2026

Happy Vela Incident Day to all who celebrate

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 21/09/2026

“Sir, the Pokemon scalpers are losing their shit and their livelihoods due to the (perceived) oversupply of 30th anniversary TCG sets!!!” Me:

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Thanos Avenger

ALT: Thanos Avenger

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B. A. Friedman @bafriedman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is awful. CASI does excellent work and put on the best PLA course in DC.

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 19/09/2026

Some “big brain” folks “over there” highlighting the strategic significance of Greenland while ignoring that a USAF/SF base with an awfully powerful radar has been there for a bit - with Denmark’s agreement.

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 14/09/2026

𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙧 𝙏𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙞𝙚𝙨, 𝙉𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙖, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙯 𝘼𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 𝙃𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙥 𝙖𝙙𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙙 𝘼𝙄 𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙨 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝘼𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙘 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙊𝙥𝙚𝙣𝘼𝙄 𝙪𝙣𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙗𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨

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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 14/09/2026

I cashed out my 401k to invest in Pokemon cards. Fukkin winning.

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