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Wyatt ZIRP

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I still can't believe Corn Pop was real

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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 10h
The median voter is not a sapient being
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Zeeeeeev زيييييييييف זאאאאאאאב @zevsamm.bsky.social · 17h
My personal horror three years ago was what about was happening and also an immediate understanding about what was going to happen next
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 06/10/2026
for clowns like pete fucking hegseth to get up there and demean any one of us is an impeachable offense, for his most fundamental responsibility is to be for a republic of equal citizens
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
> ask the punk band if the anti-suburbia song is NIMBY or YIMBY > she looks confused > pull out illustrated diagram explaining difference between NIMBY and YIMBY suburbia critique > "it's a good song sir" > listen > it's NIMBY
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
David Attenborough in a jacket and a cap holding an energy drink and flipping you off. 

DAVID
ATTENBRUH

"planet’s fucked fam"
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🦇Harper 🔜 ANE 🦇 @2manystripes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jessica McKenzie @jessimckenzi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don't think you should be allowed to call your business a speakeasy if it has a yelp page
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of course nations only exist in language. They're pure abstraction. You cannot identify a nation with your five senses.
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact be like
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nicole is a leading expert on the issue of campus sexual violence. I am floored that USA Today would do this to her. I find this kind of journalistic behavior unethical and morally reprehensible, twisting an interview with a renowned advocate for survivors into a hit piece against a survivor.
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wikipedia synopses of films are often short for the sake of spoilers but Salo or 120 Days of Sodom's is quite helpfully detailed in terms of informing your decision of whether to watch this movoe
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Jacob @jgsimmerman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, this is what gets me. I'm a nurseryman. I wear a t-shirt and basketball shorts every day. I'm not one to be like "look at this slob." But he's on TV looking like this. And nobody stopped and gave him any advice on how to look like a person going on TV.
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I genuinely don't understand how one ends up on television looking like this. Forget Tracey himself; does Piers Morgan not have producers?
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Huh, look at that, today IS a day ending in Y
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/10/2026
i think cox should spend less time weeping about polarization and more time working to convince his co-partisans not to abandon pluralism and liberal democracy
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah a lot of comments about "I want Batman to be about municipal policy" just comes down to, frankly, people who are too lazy to read non-fiction books about municipal policy
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is antisemitism. This isn’t leftism. This isn’t anti-Zionism. This isn’t progressive activism. This is just blatant antisemitism.
Guy Christensen being antisemitic
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/09/2026
Hey I don’t think it’s a good thing that Bernie Sanders keeps talking to this guy
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A plague o' both your houses! They have made fuck meat of me
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am not bothered by people claiming any and all resource consumption in service of AI development is illegitimate. I am bothered by the mendacity of insisting water is a meaningful part of that consumption, because of, you know, the mendacity
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Windy @windyspirals.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We have, at this convention, a vortex of sex and money, the two greatest motives for murder known to man. And yet, so far, all the evidence points to this being an assassination on the orders of a hypothetical...vengeful robot from the future! It's maddening!
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look, I know college football rankings are celestial tier bullshit but how is the defending national champion 3-0 in week four but only #5.
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unconscionable snub of Clone High tbh
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funferall @funferall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember, no thinking.
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Collins constantly acts like she's hedging despite being a committed Republican when the chips are down because not even she understands the mind of the Maine median voter despite winning there five times
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can certainly understand and sympathize with this view but I remain pro-stove-touching, a position 2026 has vindicated. You can't let Trump take credit for victories because voters are desperate to grant it to him.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Woodrow Wilson was like, slightly more racist than average for his time. Trump 2 is Klan-posting in a country whose most popular recent president was black, shit is insane.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My stance is that the mere fact that the faculties through which LLMs "think" or whatever you want to call it are radically different than those of humans proves nothing, unless you don't consider what octopuses do to be thinking.
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Writing a character in my novel who says he moved to the city because it was the one place he didn't need to know anyone when he got there.
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The apparent prevalence of bots on social media is disturbing because it means the channers were on to something with the whole NPC thing
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is framed as financial advice but the examples are tax-related so it's more accurate to call it hallucinatory legal advice
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
An underrated difference between 2008 and 2028 is that even as the Bush Admin grew even more discredited, John McCain's brand and history with Bushland put plausible distance between them and allowed him to run relatively untainted in popular imagination. No one like that in the current GOP
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I joked about it being the greatest ever but Mass Effect has a kind of elitist Whiggism that modern conservatives are too straight up racist to inherit as their birthright and 3's ending is the literal apotheosis of it
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think there's probably a real case to be made that if you are willing to grant for the sake of argument that "luck" is a character trait as real as any other, Trump may be the luckiest person in recorded history, or on the short list with Rasputin and Hideyoshi
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claire 🐶 @rainykoishi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The thing to understand about people castigating Talarico while having given Platner a pass is that such people, to the extent this represents the position, seriously do not remember Platner because Online has genuinely warped their short term memory
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You know, say whatever you want about Blizzard but that is a fucking murderer's row of brands. Like, I don't think anyone else in Western gaming can claim to a legacy like THAT. And it isn't, like, "open wide for more CoD, piggies." These are all different games! These guys started with 3 Vikings!
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fucking jobbers. The Jake the Snake of the NFL.
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Wyatt ZIRP @wyattzirp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The funny thing about the dr. Oz work one more year stuff is that it is so easy to find a way to say a healthier society is a more productive one that are 100% not that
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