jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 2hguys i don't think one republican guy getting a team name wrong is evidence that right wing people don't know sports. sports are still an inescapable part of life for everyone on earth 2130
Reposted by jmJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 18hPODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore 1162486
Reposted by jmlog̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not directly relevant to the other horrifying details of the story, but that he was a director of games engineering should maybe give folks who use the games as their excuse to stay subscribed to the NYT just a bit of pause 295
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 29/09/2026for people who weren't around pre-9/11 it can be hard to fathom how different things used to be, like a dog could just travel solo internationally 1110
Reposted by jmPeter @wikipetera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"When it comes to crime, everyone's a suspect..." - The Awful Detective 0134
Reposted by jmJBGarrity Photography @joegarrity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is Prince, my Amazon Milk tree frog as a froglet. He's almost an adult now. He was resting in the mossy waterfall, but prefers the canopy since he is arboreal. #naturephotography #nature #wildlifephotography #wildlife #macrophotography #macro #amphibian #frogs #herps #eastcoastkin #photography 221144118
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 28/09/2026linguistics youtuber torpedoes goodwill 23 minutes into 28 minute video 2100
Reposted by jmKeith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 27/09/2026There's also the funny irony of Rolling Stone, a publication begun and maintained in order to champion the cultural product of a particular group of people, accusing others of doing things for "cultural cachet". 1122
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 27/09/2026the way people were talking about it on here i was convinced that choosin texas was an AI song that had managed to chart somehow 3190
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 25/09/2026not going to quote the post about becoming a plex guy because i don't want it to be misinterpreted as argumentative but i have thought about that a number of times and the problem is ultimately not having anything to put on it 250
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 25/09/2026thinking about going to sleep after work, which probably means i will wake up at 8PM and not be able to fall asleep again until 4AM 140
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 25/09/2026stupid iced coffee thing sits at the exact intersection of 'i would never think to do this' / 'you probably should not do this' / 'everybody saying that you shouldn't do this should be shunned by their friends and neighbors' for me 2150
Reposted by jmmarxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Sorry pal, that doesn’t work on me” is the most powerful sentence in the English language 0727
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 25/09/2026i love that every single thing that has been promoted by anyone at all as a healthy thing in the last ten years has been something that not only absolutely does not work but also no normal person would ever think would work 2130
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 25/09/2026look at that tv list and counting any show i've like deliberately tried to watch (i've watched almost none of them all the way through, but i also don't want to count stuff i only ever watched one episode of) i count ~15 shows that i've seen, which is about 10 more than expected 140
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 25/09/2026there's no "good" side to be on in the business vs. customer wars but it's always kind of satisfying to get the non-customer side of the story on a one-star review 381
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 24/09/2026first, it's 3AM. second, 3AM. third, and you gotta remember this part, it's really important, it's 3AM eternal 3100
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 23/09/2026do threads with as many posts in them as you want i guess just as long as you don't include any a) not-strictly-necessary pictures or b) obnoxious tone filler stuff like "and why, you ask?" or calling people "dear reader" 060
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 22/09/2026sorry man i don't believe this is true after hearing for a solid year that "gooning" was the new fad that was going to destroy society 2222
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 22/09/2026lol genuinely really good. nobody's hobby happens entirely within their imagination as much as audiophiles. maybe coffee guys 2160
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 22/09/2026it's finally getting to be the good kind of temperature outside. alas, the only masshole behavior i picked up from living there was drinking iced coffee year round 170
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 22/09/2026really annoyed by the second sentence because the verb implied to be paired with "thinks it has" is the "lost" in the first sentence 060
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 21/09/2026first scenario is not great but i gotta say i'd be terrified of the second 160
Reposted by jmGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 21/09/2026“The extensively documented and reported evidence of this phenomenon being potentially harmful or deleterious to social cohesion is insane because it conveniences me personally.” – Western Proverb 17513
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 21/09/2026no idea what people's problem with machete attacks is. it's fun as hell to swing this thing around! 2120
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 20/09/2026is mamdani's time as mayor a refutation of glonzo politics. i've investigated and the answer is kind of, yeah 020
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 20/09/2026if there's one thing we've learned in the last six months or so it's that the US has the capacity for large-scale military operations 2190
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 20/09/2026this song kicks ass but i especially like the little organ part that feels like it dropped in from a totally different songyoutube.comMarjan - Kavire Del مرجان ـ کویردلYouTube video by TaranehEnterprise 020
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 20/09/2026i think one of the most pathetic ways people make excuses for democrats is when they claim that IF democrats did the right thing they'd still be hamstrung by procedural rules etc. and bro have you been dead the last ten years. we've watched a guy not follow a single rule and get everything he wants 0142
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 19/09/2026haven't played geoguessr in a long time, this is a pretty funny result to get. can you guess where this was (probably easy if you play geoguessr but not otherwise) 530
Reposted by jmmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/09/2025CHOTINER: what’s up ME: not much dude CHOTINER: right on 52017166
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 18/09/2026gotta say i really hate this stupid sleight of hand where everybody is sorted The Only Two Categories: 'AI optimists' (think AI is good and powerful and will make everyone's lives better) or 'AI pessimists' (think AI is good and powerful and will kill everyone) 290
jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 18/09/2026changing my phones language is already paying unintentional comedy dividends 0150
Reposted by jmGood Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is just people praying to a real guy instead of God 1319429
