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@wyattprivilege.bsky.social
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 20h
bruh
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’ll take your money either way!
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hi! Tilly Norwood here fo
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
small moment of joy
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gonna teach my defense mechanism therapy speak. Time to get healthy 💪
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no smart professors on bluesky
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fully recognizing I’m getting into this with an English professor, but when you’re a big dick music star trying to prove your sincerity to a girl, I feel like this could hit
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah I got this one the other day too. Just jamming it into everything
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ring Front Door Camera detected autonomous drone dog pacing outside
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t know who needs to hear this but you have stage iv cancer
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A guy texting back wowzers in response to a nude
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“If elected I will ensure removal of any dogfucking modules inserted by republicans into FBI recruit training I endorse this message”
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Republicans can’t even rhetorically maneuver their way out of dogfucking allegations and there are dems still volunteering to gas trans people
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Once you see them use it and run to it and fight over who gets to talk to their grandparents first it’s so obvious
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can’t believe I got influenced on social media with an actually good product idea
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No feeling like beating my sister to the phone when I was a kid, it being a boy calling for her, and telling them she’s busy she’s taking a shit
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Been working with the other neighborhood parents to get voip house phones for the kids and now they all call each other as soon as they get home and go outside to play together. Pretty good
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kash you really fucked the dog on this one
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
offering a coupon for free money and being shocked at the redemption rate
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Metro North Capital @metronorthcapital.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
>Techbros form bank > Immediately scalped by HFTs Masterful gambit.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Otters fuck frogs to death dude and nobody makes a big deal about it god damn stfu (few seconds later table slam)
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So I’m supposed to tell a patriot, who wants to serve and protect his country by the way, that he cannot due to he’s balls deep in a dog
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(Jacking off a horse) I am the victim of doing this
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Senator if we are told to stop fucking animals at the FBI we will not do so
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
By the power vested in me I declare an end to the days when you could not become a federal agent if you sucked off a dog
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He fucked all their asses. Nice models fellas but I’m getting out the door first have a good one
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
TONIGHT: We read verbatim from a recent industry joint press release. Our investigation takes it at face value as we consider various softball credulous ways it could be true
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pardon?
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s so funny that the only one that got to IPO was grok
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fuck they gonna do about Bahamut
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
👇 Never played Final Fantasy 👇
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Luckily we know he’s on the right track so it’s all good
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don’t feel right about how many people in these 9/11 impact videos are smiling and having a good time right before. What are you smiling about it’s 9/11 man fuck off
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just saw one of those TV sommelier type influencers selling a british detective show as: this is a show that questions whether it’s ok to do something that’s technically wrong, if it’s for a greater good. Yeah that’s every cop show ever made dude
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 10/09/2026
eric cartman voice will turn these sadsacks' frowns upside down
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daily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
meesa missing qui-gonn very very missing him
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Big number…
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