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Tristan Wolf

@wolfamongyou.bsky.social
298 followers 339 following 130 posts

Nerd who likes to spend time making his friends laugh, satiating his curiosity, and playing his silly little video games. Take care of each other. He/Him.

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 10/10/2026
the fundamental thing wrong with this ai-driven "hyper personalization" pipe dream is that your preferences are constantly changing, primarily in response to experiencing things that are different from your current preferences and expectations, through this little-known process called Living.
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CrimboCombo @crimbocombo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Realizations
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kuraine @lena.fyi · 26/09/2026
i am begging people to make gamefaqs for new releases... make me an ascii map, even be opinionated about how much you hate a certain mechanic, anything to save us from 500 websites listing the same information chock full of ads
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Tristan Wolf @wolfamongyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I dunno, probably Ocarina of Time. It wasn't the first game I played, but it was the first one to spark my young imagination. I have memories of playing made up games in kindergarten based on it.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 10/09/2026
ok here’s my oot remake link doodle
A doodle of child link from oot remake, from the pov looking down on him

he asks: “do you have any games on your phone?”
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We stay hungry, we devour
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 09/09/2026
Samus viciously choking/absorbing something while staring angrily through her cracked helmet is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life
Screenshot of the scene described from the newest metroid ravenous trailer
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Matheus Felipe @matheusfelp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
little hero
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Tristan Wolf @wolfamongyou.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What a lovely experience :)
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Vergolophus, truly. @vergolophus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dear Pomni... #tadc
Caine, posed in a similar fashion to Princess Peach in Super Mario 64, has a letter beside him that reads:

Dearest Pomni:
Do NOT come to the circus. I've made an absolute dog shit adventure. Just completely fucked it up. I'm so sorry.
-Caine
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animal crossing pics @goj.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Animal Crossing Wild World (2005) #acww
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Goddamn
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026
A statement from WIRED leadership.
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🔞sin of dragluttony🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ICE claims that Araujo drove into one of their SUVs with his van and then tried to run over an agent. There were no marks on the van and KHOU11's Jeremy Rogalski found surveillance footage showing ICE chasing Araujo and cutting him off. Renee Good all over again.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Microsoft this week: We're laying off half the industry. Sony: We're ending physical games. Nintendo: have u seen this splatoon weapon we call it the bloblobber
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Hakita @hakita.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It was very good.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/06/2026
Mamdani: "Solidarity with a government that is committing genocide is a very different thing than a question of solidarity with people of a specific faith. I'm proud to be a mayor of the city with the largest Jewish population in this country."
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Liam Robertson @liamrobertson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
For those who don't know Velan, it is comprised of Vicarious Visions veterans who left as Activision began to hollow that studio out and turn it into a support studio for Call of Duty. Good for them.
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
‘The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act’ tops the Thursday box office with $7.8 MILLION from over 2,000 theaters, beating ‘Scary Movie’. The film is projected to make around $12 million throughout the opening weekend.
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Tristan Wolf @wolfamongyou.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Just watched the TADC finale, and I am full of a lot of emotions
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Heather Breckel @angienessyo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
There is literally over 200 custom options in an accessibility menu to make the game easier or harder. The fact this is even a discussion is so silly. I don't know what else Yacht Club could have possibly done to make the game anymore welcoming to players of all skill levels.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Trump hearing "cisgender" and thinking its "six genders" then getting all mad about it, thus forcing other Republicans to agree that the libs are now demanding there be six genders, is a perfect encapsulation of our Golden Age of Dickishness and Stupidity.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
In 2017, Criselda Vasquez painted this portrait of her parents and titled it "The New American Gothic." Last month, her father, the man in this portrait, was abducted by ICE after being in the US for 30+ years. The family is now struggling with bills. A GoFundMe has been started: gofund.me/456d8a193
A painting of a man and a woman standing in front of a red Chevrolet truck. The man is holding a hoe; the woman is holding a bucket with house cleaning supplies. The artist's two parents stand proudly in front of the painting.
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rar is win @xyla.zip · 13/05/2026
faith in humanity restored
Cambridge Dictionary • @CambridgeWords

slopper
noun

someone who relies too much on Al chatbots to make decisions, find out information, etc.

He's become such a *slopper* that he won't even choose a restaurant without asking an Al.
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PeachyPoops 🍑 VGen Comms✨ @peachypoops.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
having a real hard time financially for a long while now 😥 if you can (and want to) please considering commissioning me! i do - character illusts - stream overlays & scenes - emotes - custom inquiries i have perfect Vgen stats and make grassfed homegrown GMO genAI free art! 🤠
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Mamdani has demonstrated something that Democrats have largely forgotten. You can't just do good things for voters and expect to be rewarded for it. You have to tell them about it, over and over again. You have to advertise your work in office just as much as you did on the campaign to win it.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Modern technology could learn from older stuff that does what it's supposed to and doesn't bother you. My toilet just works and never sends me emails like "Good news! Flush® is now Floosh®"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Here’s how the AI Boom, such as it is, has impacted my life: it has been used as an excuse to lay off my friends for bot equivalents that never came. It has made mass culture and art immeasurably worse. I have a stalker with AI psychosis. So, no, I don’t more data centers. I want less of all that.
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Tristan Wolf @wolfamongyou.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Peach Laser
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 22/04/2026
The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals is out with a new (very bad) decision, and it's a doozy. The Fifth Circuit says that Texas can require the Ten Commandments in classrooms. But somehow it gets worse. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/04/2026
the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/04/2026
As wealth concentrates, so does power — the power to influence elections, shape policy, tilt markets and define the terms of public debate. Taxing billionaires is not radical. What is radical is allowing a system where extreme wealth exists alongside widespread hardship.
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Shane M. Bailey @shanembailey.com · 14/04/2026
We found out several things during the wait. 1) target uses AI for theft prevention which often falsely targets people. 2) they purposly don't notify you if you don't scan all items in a self checkout lane. 3) if u hit the ok button on the self checkout and you miss an item they say thats stealing
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🎃 Zack o' Lantern 🎃 @zackdavisson.com · 14/04/2026
The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.
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BeJohnSay 🖤🤎✡️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @bejohnsay.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
In Korea, when the president declared martial law after midnight and erected barricades in Seoul, congressional reps from all parties ran into the streets, yanked ak47s from the army at the barricades, broke down the locked door to Congress, repealed the martial law order, and arrested the president
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
kind of amazing that everything trump does can be understood through the lens of narcissism and it's related needs (e.g., self aggrandizement, revenge, domination, grievance validation). i don't think any character has been so one-dimensional, not even wile e coyote or scrooge mcduck
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
it's incredible that as long as you do the right amount of bigotry you can just rob the country blind and enough people will not care, even though those same people will be filled with incandescent rage if someone uses food stamps to buy a 12 pack of diet coke
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
billionaire being interviewed: i havent listened to a single note of music in 27 years. think about it, music was basically invented, what, maybe 50 years ago? interviewer: this is really interesting
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Chikn Nuggit @chiknnuggit.buzzfeed.com · 11/03/2026
GREAT NEWS!!!!! 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/01/2024
scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
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