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Cadaver Daddy-O @cadaverdaddyo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
yes officer, “Behind These Hazel Eyes”. by Kelly Clarkson. off of her debut album. yes sir, directly into the median. no sir, I could not control myself
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
it’s true that overall likes are way down on bluesky over the past year. however, if you look closely at the data, that’s mostly an anomaly resulting from the fact that your posts specifically have gotten worse and are dragging the vibe down.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
tiger woods is a textbook example of what white women do to a mf
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rowan finn 🐚 @bigoldeels.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
wish I was writing and drawing about my little ocs but all my shits fucked up crazy style so just imagine like a handsome guy with problems ok
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Evil fucking wizard @wizard9.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My Slime, My Liege
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
angel playing the lute
a stylized blender 3d render of a dog playing a lute with angel wings. it is based on the rosso fiorentino painting of the same name.
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
my resident evil fanart
panel 1: older lady with glasses and leon s kennedys hair on the phone saying "Hello, Mr. X? this is Mrs. kennedy... uh-huh... that's right..."panel 2: close up leon s Kennedy (old), scared face. off panel his mom continues "i just wanted to let you know Leon hasnt been eating his vegetables.."
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Evil fucking wizard @wizard9.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Eating a sandwich with my a non-dominant hand I feel like I'm in a petting zoo
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Evil fucking wizard @wizard9.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Game I was moderately excited for execeded expectation
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rowan finn 🐚 @bigoldeels.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
missouri loves to copy off the fashy stuff that the other shitty states are doing we can’t even come up with our own stupid cruelty
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Confession I haven’t actually been keeping that thang on me
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Evil fucking wizard @wizard9.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Reading manga on da computer
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
“Imagine this fantasy”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/02/2026
average person cheering for war in iran
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
joy and whimsy
a 3d stylized piece of a girl running with a large bubble wand, accompanied by a horse, a dog, and a cat, in a sunny field.
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rowan finn 🐚 @bigoldeels.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
if you like my low effort posting you’ll LOVE giving some money to this org serving our immigrant neighbors in stl www.mica-project.org
mica-project.org
MICA Project
​ No matter where you are from, we're glad you're our n eighbor.
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rowan finn 🐚 @bigoldeels.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
just a reminder that we do still need to string this guy up like mussolini
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 25/02/2026
i think this job has driven him insane but he does make salient points from time to time. credit where credit is due, he can be oddly poignant for such a bizarre man. much love to northernlion
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/ MOSA / @mosaisms.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
gay nitzer ebb be like: CUM! CUM! CUM! CUM! PENIS! PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 24/02/2026
it's important to have a one party control the executive and one control congress so nothing gets done other than them having to work together to fund cops, the gestapo and the military
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Patrick @cleverturnip.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
"Car-centric design is creating a public health crisis in the US" AT LEAST ONE GUY EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP: so you wanna BAN cars?? You want your jackbooted thugs pull me over and stand on my balls til they're red? For driving? I don't even OWN a car but you wanna punish MY balls?? For driving??
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
To Love a Dog (The Screening Pt.3)
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
🦋💡
a stylized 3d render of a wizard holding a staff with a light on the end. a large moth sits upon it.
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rowan finn 🐚 @bigoldeels.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
2 pizzas yet remain
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a hot rod car is stopped next to a sidewalk. Two girls are passing by, and one says, “hey, nice car!” Panel 2: The guy replies, “thanks. It’s actually—“ and is cut off by the girl saying, “OMG!!” Panel 3: the hot rod guy watches as the group of girls surround another dude with a monkey on his shoulder. The monkey is wearing an umbrella hat and eating a slice of cantaloupe.
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Evil fucking wizard @wizard9.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Calling a dude a bitch: kinda funny but you are sticking it to the "man Calling a lady a bitch: hell forever
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
pray tell, slime
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𝒰𝓁𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝐻𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓇 @latenightnelly.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
they don't care and it doesnt matter
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Evil fucking wizard @wizard9.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Imagine getting a DUI on 9/11
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Miss Goblin 🦎🧌💚 @goblinmoxxi.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Here’s to 10 years of Moxxi Mayhem 💚 📸: @izqueerdo.bsky.social
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
i like bondis performances because she is so clearly terrified and not good at it
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Glowdark @poligon-sticker.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
WITCH (25.7.22)
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Unconstitutional force. Civilians dead. Congress bypassed. Oil interests front and center. We’ve seen this movie before and it ends in blood. But we don’t have to do it again.
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
bluesky needs to add a PvP opt-in
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CAS is AVAILABLE for WORK! @casualrad.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
homero y hijo
a stylized rendition of Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson from the titular show The Simpsons. Homer is looking joyful while holding a beer and a donut. Bart is looking mischievous while holding a can of spray paint. a mixed-media background is used with a brick building and a flower patch, with Bart's signature "El Barto" graffiti plastered on said building. The colors are vibrant and saturated.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
2024 - NFTS
2025 - Al
2026 - STEW
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 27/12/2024
just remembered i was still paying for linkedin premium, went to cancel my subscription, and got met with this screen. this should be illegal
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
"You will be visited by three spirits." [picture of three losers you've never seen before and no alt text] ahahaha man that's great
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
i make bitches mad like cow tools
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CAS is AVAILABLE for WORK! @casualrad.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
If doraemon was my friend I think this is how it would go down
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Maybe it’s because your church looks like an AMC showing Sonic 3
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Remember, kids: Never, ever, under any circumstances, demand better from the people that just expect you to vote for them no matter what. Just don’t do it or you’ll never hear the last of it when they lose because they ran a shitty campaign.
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Miss Goblin 🦎🧌💚 @goblinmoxxi.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Another Christmas has passed and no one got me a podium for my apartment for the purpose of arguments and driving a point home.
Front and back view of a light brown wooden podium.
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