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Wittgen

@wittgen.bsky.social
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Interpreter/Translator, TTRPG and movie enjoyer

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Wittgen @wittgen.bsky.social · 38m
The true secret to happiness is to eat more or less nothing all day and then get a Raisin Cane's box combo
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Aleriia_V @aleriiav.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Magik Marvel Tokon
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chi @pastryhag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you are the best thing, and I’ve got it, I’ve got you 🎵 happy lesbian day #arkco #witchhatatelier
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/10/2026
free palestine
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Wittgen @wittgen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God, fuck the "Draco Malfoid" trend for real. Laundering Potter and incel level misogyny at the same time.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Wittgen @wittgen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is glory in all temperatures, but the weather is particularly perfect today
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Wittgen @wittgen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I slept wrong and my neck hates me.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Now I can save tomorrow for something that I really want to do.” “What is that?” asked Frog. “Tomorrow,” said Toad, “I can just take life easy.”
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
consulting the ancestral baddie
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Wittgen @wittgen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thinking about how good Red Rooms is. How many movies can build and punctuate tension at that level?
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𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗦 @missfaves.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
jane doe #ZenlessZoneZero / #ZZZ
Cosplayer and Artist MISSFAVES take on Jane Doe from Zenless Zone Zero in a black dress.  Mixing elements of her in-game design with a black side-slit dress that highlights Jane Doe's rat thighs
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Jamie Z 💜WAITLIST OPEN @zajdart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think I never posted this full piece for the God's Favourite Princess zine from a few months ago??!! Well enjoy! #JamieArt #JamieNSFW #bg3 #shadowheart #dameaylin #isobelthorm
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Lia @iliadele.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brainstorming a linocut print 🗡️🐇
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𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗦 @missfaves.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
samus cooling off #metroid
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Cowboy Bibimbap @handle.invalid · 12/09/2026
hungry girl #metroid
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 11/09/2026
lmao eat my entire ass you fucking crybabies
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Useless Elf @useless-elf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Testing new brushes with Link #Zelda #OcarinaOfTime #Link
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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Wittgen @wittgen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cafeteria exposed me to Fox News centering the ultra racist fucks objecting to Mamdani's participation in 9/11 memorial ceremonies. It has me feeling so angry. The guy was a kid in NYC when the attacks happened.
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Ron Chan @rondanchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy #StarTrekDay! Here are some Star Trek sketches from the archives!
Color sketch of Tendi from Star Trek Lower Decks, drawn in a more realistic but still cartooned style than the show. She's a real cutie pie and smiles sheepishly.Black and white sketch portraits of Jean Luc Picard, Beverly Crusher, and William RikerColor sketch of Kira and Odo from Deep Space Nine cuddling. Kira sits on a bench with her arms wrapped around Odo, who nuzzles his head under her chin while the rest of his body turns to goo.Color art of Seven of Nine and Captain Janeway from Star Trek Voyager. They stand in a lift together, Seven looking forward with a blank doofy expression while Janeway side-eyes her with a smile.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I… need some archaeologists to see this. And maybe the FBI? This is insane www.estatesales.net/CA/Beverly-H...
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Beverly Hills Something Ancient Somewhere... starts on 9/18/2026
View information about this sale in Beverly Hills, CA. The sale starts Friday, September 18 and runs through Sunday, September 20. It is being run by Gold Standard Estate Sales.
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think about this mashup all the time. Genuinely transformed my life
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NISSAN ALTIMA but it's Bach
YouTube video by very tall bart music
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
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𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗦 @missfaves.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
rukia kuchiki from BLEACH except 🤘
ive been wanting to draw an alt / punk version of rukia for a while and so this is my attempt at it. im a big fan of the anime and manga so i hope ive done her justice
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Wittgen @wittgen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Whatever fucker decided yard work should be part and parcel with home ownership should be burning in hell. American dream my ass.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
do you guys ever think about like, a hot lady
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have failed you, low budget community theatre performance of the Buffy musical episode :(
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Isa Art and Illustration @isaillustration.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hey artists, share something!
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pencil sketch of head and shoulders of Magneto, staring intensely
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korraiko @korraiko.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Artists, show how you paint women!
The digital portrait shows a woman with pale skin and dark long hair, she looks like a doll, her face cracked and bleeding. She is wearing a black veil and has a crown of thorns on her head. Near the woman's face and on her right shoulder sit several moths
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Anna Podedworna @akreon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Artists, show how you paint women!
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Federica Mancin @ikadraws.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wonder Woman sketch for fun ⭐️
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
nebula.tv/videos/linds... Asking the brave questions.
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Lindsay Ellis — Yeah, but is Dolly really THAT great?
Is her living saint status earned, or just good PR?
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So when someone's point is contingent on warning people "you don't understand, vigilante violence can be BAD too" it sort of undermines that point when you're speaking to an audience familiar with things like mass shooter drills, state-sanctioned extrajudicial murder, and online stochastic terrorism
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Wittgen @wittgen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wow living in Mistria for a year would be so easy.
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
it’s my birthday and tomi lahren called us losers on fox ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Wittgen @wittgen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Saw two monarch butterflies today. Feeling blessed.
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𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗦 @missfaves.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
toph beifong
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Thought Punks 🎲 TTRPGs + Punk 👩‍🎤 @thoughtpunks.com · 15/08/2026
The game you didn't know you need: J-splatter heist to rescue Jesus from a megachurch (selling His Precious Blood) for Lucifer. Coming soon! Read the full thread. All previews alt-texted. When you feel the call to action, you can pre-order or sponsor: ko-fi.com/revcasey/shop
Black background, black and white + low color image of Jesus on the cross against a stone wall, money in the shape of the cross transparent overlaid on the crucified Jesus, blood red letters in an arc around and above it ("BLOOD.MONEY.GOSPEL"), white stamped letters in black area at bottom ("Written by Rev Casey" + "Published by Thought Punks") The Gist
Jesus Christ came back. Of course He came back. He said He would. The problem is that He came back gentle and confused and asking questions about sparrows and rent prices. 
Before He could get His bearings, Pastor Dominion Crale of the First Church of the Perpetual Tithe had Him zip-tied in an Escalade and driven to the compound in forty-seven minutes flat. That was eighteen months ago.
The main Cathedral now operates HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD™, a multi-level wellness sacrament pipeline moving vials of genuine messianic blood at a year’s Toronto/London/Paris professional’s salary per unit (Blessed Faithful Anointed Healing Moment™), the cost of a large luxurious home in Tokyo or NYC (Chosen Hosts Exclusive Miracles Package™), a tier only reachable by mega-millionaires and billionaires (The Perfected Saints Full Indulgence Membership™), and a newly launched Divine Disciples Triple Elite Plus Eternal Covenant™ option for the most wealthy that comes with a personal blessing, concierge, They operate on artificial scarcity (above and beyond the limits of their gruesome extraction process). The First Church ensures that even the Eternal Covenant™ tier has a waiting list. Lower tier lottery winners can wait in line even through the night  to receive their “blessings” on High Holy Days™. (Universal Love For All™ financing plans  available.) The Vatican filed a complaint. It is in a drawer somewhere one guy has the keys to, and nobody’s seen him in a while. The SEC wrote a memo about drafting a proposal to explore a process to review the complaint. It’s in another drawer. 
Jesus is in the Sanctum Sub-Basement, connected to the Eternal Harvest Array. He cannot die. He cannot leave. He has been patient about this. He waits, faithful, hoping, suffering. He waits for you.You have been recruited by Lucifer. Yes, THAT Lucifer. (Please don’t call them “Satan” or “The Devil.” I would say if you value your life, but that is the least of what the Morningstar can take.) 
Lucifer (pronouns variable and flexible, presentation business casual, stress beginning to show through the seams) sought you out personally. The pitch ran for almost two hours and included a PowerPoint with extensive citations. 
The end of the pitch: “I know how this looks. I know you have questions. That’s too bad. It’s none of your business, really. What I need you to understand is this situation is more personally offensive to me than your little brain can grasp. I pursued every available channel for months. I am standing in this awful parking lot talking to you, exactly because there are no more channels. Please. You will be well-treated for your help. And I am asking nicely. I am… not good at asking nicely.”
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kabona @dilfosaur.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
catch me and @bizarropizarro.bsky.social at flamecon this weekend: B-13!!!💪🔥 (i will try to have a catalogue tomorrow fbsjdnns sorry lmao)
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Marcel Mosqi @mosqi.eurosky.social · 14/08/2026
Ghost in the Shell watercolor fan art ❤️ #攻殻機動隊
Motoko and Batou from Ghost in the Shell 2026 anime series, Motoko is crouching in the foreground looking at the camera, her right arm on her right leg, Batou is in the back hands in his pocket looking on his right, half in shadows.
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