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Toni Snark

@withaniplease.bsky.social
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Happy to be back with my pocket pals. Waikato.

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Louise Hutt @saycheeselouise.bsky.social · 8h
Our central city vibrancy policy just 👏 makes 👏 sense 👏
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 7h
Dear people that post jobs on Seek. Do you realize Tauranga Taupo is an actual place? It's not "Tauranga or Taupo"
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tamatha's commentary makes the Brentness of the video bareable.
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Time for a study break. Cuppa tea and snacks.
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Tony from Welly @tonywelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big billboard along the Hutt Motorway saying Labour has 9 new taxes This is blatant misleading advertising If there are 9 new taxes then the billboard should list each one It's like a car yard saying they sell 9 new cars but each car is a Lada Political false advertising should be banned #nzpol
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is why it's important to sing aloud.
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh this is nice, I've just put my little stereo back in the big lounge so I can use it. Also studying + Garbage. Not much has changed in 30+ years.
A Sony microsystem from early 2000s and Garbage's pick feather G CD cover
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Dan @danxduran.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Auckland quake guy appears to be out of town
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just me, smashing out as many small assignments as fast as possible to make space for the two biggies due end of Oct.
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Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.surveymonkey.com/r/7WQL7GY Please complete and share if Taumarunui-Hamilton same day bus service would be useful for you... #RuapehuNZ #CruisingSH4
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@hamo.bsky.social I went to Endgame Encore.
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are you listening Disney??? GIVE US WHAT WE WANT!!!!!
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got 9/15! That's a pass (but only because I've been following the travesty that this slop is meant to be.)
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Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone @stoneyboboney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate corporations as much as the next person but DAMMIT if that Air Wick commercial (Mexico) doesn’t have me sobbing. That’s… that’s a good ad . 😭 youtu.be/Ombl5DzVH8s?...
youtu.be
Aromas para el Día de Muertos
YouTube video by Air Wick México
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Alice Soper @alicesoapbox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE!! With daylight savings kicking in overnight there is no 2am. So if you're planning on setting your alarm to watch the Black Ferns play the Red Roses live, here's your alarm schedule.
A list of alarms set. 

1.30am will let you watch the build up.
1.50am and you’ll catch the haka. 
3.00am and you’ll get the kick off
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David Hood @thoughtfulnz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My opinion, Scandinavia and Oceania (where the islands are too small to be seen) should get a "some similarity" though for different reasons. But my actual reason for reposting this is to share the bit.
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☽✮..Lady Jaide Dee ..✮☾ @witchnwords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey You're doing great. You just need to unclench that jaw, relax your shoulders and straighten that back. Might be time for a tasty beverage and a little treat FOR MORALE. I'm proud of you. You've got this. Luv you!
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Big day on Monday, so doing my revision homework now. You may think "Oh that must be for the job interview Toni has on Monday at 1pm." Well you'd be mistaken. It's for Avengers Endgame at 6pm, so just a quick rewatch of Infinity War.
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@beekaynz.bsky.social here we go, nearly done.
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"a political culture of fear drives NZ CEOs"
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Good
Alt: Donald Glover saying "Good" mildly menacingly
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If anyone wants to know how much fun I'm having....I'm watching these legends.
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Beer Break
Alt: Beer Break - Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sometimes at the end of the day my bra is only hanging on by one hook and I'm like "Same bra, same."
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beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Four seasons in one day? Mate, we’ve had four seasons in the last hour.
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@p-no-nwa.bsky.social is not often I get to crack this out.
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It Fucken
Alt: It Fucken Wimdy Red fox braving a widndy day in snow
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Bauhausandmies 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇿 @bauhausandmies.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s a shame we’re not getting those new ferries today. Also a shame that no journalist in a national paper wants to remind the government that they spitefully threw away a fuck tonne of money.
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nowhere left with a bruise. Fuck.
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Has anyone born after 1981 ever said this?
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@beekaynz.bsky.social Pearl Jam - Immortality 💖
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Malcolm RF 💚🇳🇿 @p-no-nwa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Um. Vote Green.
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@beekaynz.bsky.social Spacehog In The Meantime - my vote!!! #929. #TheRock2000 I love this song and was delighted to hear it on Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3.
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NinjaKitty 忍者キティ🥷🐈‍⬛ @ninjakitty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Couldn’t help myself!! 🤭 #nzpol
Slight adjustment to the National Party slogan for the 2026 elections to more accurately read “Fuxing the Basics. Blowing the Future”. The National Party logo is bottom right.
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Kate @knhannah.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy CRL day to all who celebrate!
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@beekaynz.bsky.social Queens of the Stone Age, Like the way you used to do. A grooooove.
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Fairys @fairystailor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As a Kiwi this is a declaration of war. Prepare your Pavlova we will fight at the BBQ
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All these bullshit 80s theme ShitGPT images and not a single person wearing Rainbow Creek. Loser fucking AI doesn't even know what the 80s was.
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Cath S @cathsheard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He’s an absolute cunt
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Big day in our house, my peeps. Messers 12 & 15 getting their braces today.
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mayor of sc*ry town @missfluss.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
if dinosaurs aren't real then how is nz first polling at 10%
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beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey if you know someone I can pay to help my kid in Wellington with some cleaning without a side of judgment on his executive functioning or on me for bailing him out, let me know (it’s not terrible cleaning, just a poor transfer of skills on my part and I am at capacity just now)
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@beekaynz.bsky.social love hearing my votes coming in. Racing, In Silver.
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I made a draught stopper. The purple eyes are 70s/80s originals from Mum's button collection. I love how they sparkle.
A crochet brown and green snake, curled up. It has disco purple eyes and a red tongue. A crochet brown and green snake, stretched out as a draught stopper. It has disco purple eyes and a red tongue.
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If anyone was wondering why Skittles in the red packet don't taste like Skittles anymore, it's becasue they live in the green packet now. You're welcome.
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Plasma day. #149. Please donate if you can. Thanks for the reminder @gtiso.bsky.social and @brislen.nz
A Pākehā arm with gold hand squeezer, and a covered needle + tube.
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Squeeee! Haast Hunter made #TheRock2000 with Plastique at 1873. Excited because I know the drummer, he was Mr 12's drums teacher 🥰
No.
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey peeps. So I happen to know the person who wrote this and I thought maybe you'd know some people too? (See post #2) cmortensen.substack.com/p/when-human... @digs.bsky.social maybe for you?
cmortensen.substack.com
When Humanity Decides to Care, Things Change
We are not powerless in the face of the biodiversity crisis. History proves what can happen when enough of us decide that losing something is unacceptable.
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@p-no-nwa.bsky.social don't you have a fox to post? (wimdy fox)
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The very well connected Richard Harman. "There are now multiple accounts doing the rounds of Parliament buildings which claim that ACT leader David Seymour and the prime minister ended up in a shouting match over what had been going on."
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Richard Harman: The ties that bind
ANALYSIS: In his first column for The Post, veteran journalist Richard Harman says if Christopher Luxon can’t rebuild trust with his political partners, there will be three years of instability in any...
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Toni Snark @withaniplease.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@beekaynz.bsky.social blessings this Bogan Christmas. #TheRock2000
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The Sewphist @thesewphist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Does anyone I know happen to be somewhere near Auckland Showgrounds and have access to a printer? All my IT issues last week had some consequences… and I need a few docs printed, but I’m here alone. Am happy to pay if someone can pick up a USB, print them for me, and deliver back. 🙏
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
9 to 5, yeah, they got you where they want you There's a better life and you think about it, don't you? It's a rich man's game no matter what they call it And you spend your life puttin' money in his wallet Still goes pretty hard. Solidarity forever Dolly
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