beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Well Mr R went straight to wondering if he had enough ammo to kill the stock before we fled for our lives with the mountain erupting so let’s confirm nerves are rattled 1130
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ok the consensus in my chats is that for the first time several of us entertained the notion that we do in fact live on a volcano and it could in fact erupt. I personally have never thought during an earthquake “I wonder if that’s the mountain” before, but I did this time. 1100
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That last middle of the night earthquake I felt quite distant rolling but this was very shaky shaking 250
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Were we really cooking hash browns in the toaster? And buying apricot coloured paper towels? Did every cat prefer Chef? 170
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Vivid memories of the Video Mecca van. Our Video Mecca guy was called Tony. 020
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don’t know how to tell you this but sometimes I watch compilation videos of Aotearoa/NZ ads from the 80s and 90s on YouTube. That’s no’ how you make porridge. RTR Countdown 6:30pm. Catch a wave, you’ll be sitting on top of the world. 250
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If Foodstuffs really cared about me they would put 2 minute noodles on special in the school holidays 1110
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Don’t feel too sorry for me, I’m going on a plane to Auckland next week (because the road north is so fucked I can’t guarantee I can get there in time driving) 060
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jesus talk about getting stuck in the weeds, I don’t give a single fuck about a digital border with Australia I haven’t been on a plane in 2 fucking years because I have 2 kids at uni 🤦🏻♀️ 2214
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you’ve wondered what it’s like to have me as a best friend, it’s getting a 232 word text message at 6:15am about all the things I thought about in the shower 050
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 30/09/20261 October. What the actual. Does time even have meaning any more? 071
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just set a timer cos I reckon my washing machine is lying to me about how many minutes left 3120
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don’t know why but the existence of the acronym PREFU fills me with rage. It’s all just made up numbers. 110
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How can daylight savings just make me want to go to bed even earlier? 2180
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ugh also a great day, it’s almost like pushing yourself to go out and be with your community is good for you. 1120
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happy Bogan Christmas to those who celebrate. I’m looking forward to spending the day with my cousins, the ultimate day ones. It’s sunny and it smells like day drinking 🍻 380
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Last night my teeth crumbled in my mouth and I had to spit them into the palm of my hand so my dreams weren’t what you’d call restful 3122
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Please validate my desire to go to bed even though it’s very early even by my early to bed standards 8160
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026lol most of New Zealand doesn’t care about this. The speed with which holds went on at the library indicates otherwise but go off, king. 2355
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@withaniplease.bsky.social great news, the tradies working across from work have finally switched to the countdown 110
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Four seasons in one day? Mate, we’ve had four seasons in the last hour. 1144
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ok but I need to know for real if it’s Mackle-more or Mack-Le-More 150
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Watching the news and I’ve already said “what the fuck?” twice 5281
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Kid passed his property inspection praise the universe 0110
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I bet when my husband met me and fell in love with my long flowing locks of hair he didn’t imagine a future Saturday morning snaking the upstairs drains blocked with my old lady grey hair menopause hair loss. 2200
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026@withaniplease.bsky.social bit of Maiden for the school bus pickup 121
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026One of my long term work besties leaves today so I’ve woken up nice and early to be sad about it. 0100
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026@withaniplease.bsky.social some absolute bangers today 200
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hey if you know someone I can pay to help my kid in Wellington with some cleaning without a side of judgment on his executive functioning or on me for bailing him out, let me know (it’s not terrible cleaning, just a poor transfer of skills on my part and I am at capacity just now) 084
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Never got the option to be a Daddy’s girl but by God my husband has dried every tear about it for 23 years so I’ve started Father’s Day early with a self saucing chocolate pudding for the goat 1260
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Story 7: koroneihana. Can Te Arikinui Kuini Nga wai hono i te po run for election cos I would vote for her in every lifetime 180
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Gut microbiome don’t mean shit if your kid can’t breathe mate 060
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Story 3: earthquake. Personal anecdote: one kid woke up and fled for his life, other one slept through it 010
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Story 2: political hoardings go up and Nationals are AI 140
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026What an anticlimactic news story “flight lands safely after engine fire” like I’m real happy it did but as far as wider implications go… 020
beekaynz @beekaynz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Why would you raise the age of super when means testing it is right there? 440
