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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The old "You wouldn't steal a car" PSA about media piracy altered to "You wouldn't download your girlfriend"
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Woulds't thou like to live deliciously?" Yeah, I would little guy.
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He looks demonic (complimentary)
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time, etc.
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who is Tom Foolery and what did he know?!
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's a pity the Eve6 guy isn't on here anymore, this is prime "Do you like alternative rock?" material.
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Because people capable of thinking past the next three months realize that these people will always be more inclined to chase some imaginary "center" than to stand up for their most vulnerable constituents. That they will continue to try (and fail) to appease the far-right until they resemble them.
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This post is how I learned about a new Death Cab album, tyfys 🫡
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why is one kind in style and the other isn't?
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Your concerns that my letters are just adding fuel to fire are very mean spirited and make me feel like I'm being bullied, I have no recourse but to start stocking up on gasoline.
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There is an idea of a Ronald Wilson Reagan, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real Gipper, only an entity, something illusory, and though he can hide his cold gaze and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours...He is simply not there."
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Put yr phone down and go walk into the ocean
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Cry harder loser, vote blue no matter who remember?
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Don't you threaten me with a good time
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is a party that will shrug and say "yeaaahhh sorry nothing we can do about the targeted deportation and murder of ethnic minorities but listen stop talking about taxing the rich and arresting war criminals so much you're rocking the boat." And I don't think I want to vote for that
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My goodness those pearls must be getting awfully warm all the way up your ass, see if you can get them out with your teeth while your head is still up there.
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Unfortunately, Mars is Sebastian The Ibis' territory.
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Where did you think the garnet and gold guys were from?
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Someone ask old man Alonso if the grippy socks help with braking
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/03/2026
this is unironically the best case for punitive taxation there are arguments about fairness and freedom and whatever else but at the end of the day it is self-evidently far too dangerous for society as a whole for anyone to have that much money, the end
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Is there a LinkedIn stream available?
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I know allies who have sex, and they're all cowards
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Tax the Billionaires you spineless wimp
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Give every one of them their own chauffeur. They would make their drivers do the racing for them, which is some kind of improvement. At least there would be professionals involved.
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Found David Simon's burner I see...
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Just say you want Hilary 2028 if that's what you mean
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Are the Bernie Bros in the room with us?
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
World War Z mini-series where every chapter gets it's own episode.
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/11/2025
the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/11/2025
In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Filmed entirely in the style of In Da Club, I presume.
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
The hour long music video she recorded that's just her riding in the bed of a truck lip syncing each song legitimately brought me to tears the first time I saw it.
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
How your email finds me:
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
"But now we shall both surely drown" said the moderator. "Lol" said the user, "Lmao"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Slightly diminish a book. For Whom The Doorbell Rings
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
They have a Wine Mom
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Pesky Splintergeist ~👻🌙~ @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Gandalf reading a book
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 31/08/2025
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
the problem with twitter isn’t “there’s a lot of mean and racist stuff” the problem with twitter is that it’s an algorithmic fascism promotion machine
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Being told they're firing the one co-worker I vibe with (as if I didn't already want the hell out of this place) "Ah, that's unfortunate."
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Need someone to ask him how many days there are in a week and what his splits look like.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 22/01/2025
A cat in a photo shoot, looking incredibly serious, a big glass of wine on a table: "Undiagnosed... but something ain't right."
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Why am I in this man's SI fanfic involuntarily.
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
'Ate me arteries, luv me clots. Simple as.
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Turns out Alvin wasn't the one getting the best head
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
these fucking people are so fucking stupid, and that intense fucking stupidity is locked in a forever war with their intense fucking evil
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Loser behavior, do better.
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