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William Jansen

@william3000.bsky.social
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Social worker. Danish.

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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's absolutely bonkers to me that this image led directly to this tweet.
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
ICE BEHIND THE MASKS HAVE NAMES 2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued. “And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton 📌Nicholas Lapointe 📌Christopher Semler I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 26/09/2026
Sunnyfields Farm in Britain broke its own Guinness World Record with a giant squash mosaic of David Attenborough. The artwork measured more than 2,350 square feet and broke the farm’s previous record, which was held by its 2025 mosaic of Ozzy Osbourne.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It genuinely does sound like they just sold him on reaffirming the agreement we already had. And because he’s an ignorant dolt who didn’t understand what the status quo was, he’s happy to strut around taking credit for his brilliant diplomacy.
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Filip Rasmussen @filiprasmussen.dk · 10/09/2026
Jeg har lavet et Chrome-plugin, der erstatter Donald Trump med Anders Bircow, og internettet er allerede blevet 150% bedre. Skriv, hvis du vil have det.
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You know who was at 9/11? Within an hour of the tower strike, Canadian firefighters were loading up gear to get to New York to help. In this photo: Ottawa crew - Brian Foley, Steve Carmichael, Gordie Thorpe and John Hamilton. You know who didn't show up? Donald Trump.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel says his interview with Texas Senate candidate James Talarico will NOT air on ABC due to threats from Trump’s FCC. The interview will instead be posted to YouTube.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 08/09/2026
Imagine the self restraint to wait two and a half decades to tell this story for the first time.
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Casper de Linde @delinden.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ham her bliver vi glade for ♥️ #sldk #fcndk
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 31/08/2026
WOW! JD VANCE: “We’re about to celebrate the 25th year” of 9/11. Sir, the word is COMMEMORATE. Nobody’s celebrating 9/11.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think the general consensus of people around the world is that Americans can get fooled by a con man once, but to return him to power a 2nd time after having seen his corruption, incompetence, ignorance, & buffoonery, the problem isn’t just Trump it’s the American people.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s not “an oil deal with Venezuela.” It’s Trump kidnapping an autocrat, refusing to hold elections, then leaving the remainder of the regime in place but only if they allow him to pillage their natural resources, which they are doing to remain in power oppressing the people.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/08/2026
did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume
A young woman in a Garfield inspired outfit with a Garfield headdressThe young woman from the first photo is holding a lasagna that says “lasagna my love language”missinteenusa Tonight, Indiana is going Garfield!
My state costume celebrates one of Indiana's most iconic creations-Garfield, created by fellow Hoosier Jim Davis.
Born in Marion and raised in Fairmount, Davis turned an orange cat with a big personality into a character recognized and loved around the world.
But this costume represents more than a famous Hoosier.
The hand-painted comic panels on my skirt share messages inspired by my initiative, Captivating Confidence:
"Our differences are what make us beautiful."
"If we don't have love, we have nothing."
"Outer beauty attracts, but inner beauty captivates."
To me, true confidence is found in embracing what makes each of us different and recognizing that our greatest beauty comes from within. I am so excited to bring a little Hoosier humor, creativity and confidence to the Miss Teen USA stage tonight!
This one-of-a-kind costume was inspired by my vision and brought to life by Indianapolis-based costume designer, Jess West. @jesswestcostumes
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 26/08/2026
One of one.
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 26/08/2026
AI isn't a person, which is why something that isn't about people's feelings about AI is going on if people use a term that implies AI is a person to insult AI
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
well i doubt anyone on this app will be very interested but my friend sent over some Big Garfield travel pics
huge Garfield plushie looking through the binoculars at a Scenic Viewpoint huge Garfield plushie poses for a portrait in front of a pristine lake. coincidentally, behind him, only partially in frame, someone appears to levitatehuge Garfield plushie posing for a photo with a gorgeous neon orange sunset behind him
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
HOLY S*** Dragon Lee
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Michael McFaul @mcfaulmike.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So Trump has picked a fight with the democratically-elected prime minister of Canada but calls the communist dictator of North Korea his friend. Americans, do you even know why we are fighting with Canada? Do you know what we get out of befriending the communist regime in North Korea? I don’t.
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
UK transit nerds are next level.
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Søren Torbjørn Svendsen @sorentsvendsen.eurosky.social · 21/08/2026
Del gerne 👇 #blålys
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William Jansen @william3000.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love it when a special player is also a special human being. It was a joy being a Nordsjælland-fan the all too brief Yirenkyi-era.
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Robot building and Essien: Yirenkyi’s circuitous path to Premier League
Coventry’s £26m record signing from Nordsjælland, a Right to Dream academy graduate, is set to make a big top-flight impact
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Revolutionary_Jack 🕷🕸! @elvingjack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yep it’s canon that Jameson believes in human rights for every person, every group, every gender, every mutant, everyone except Spider-Man
ASM#106. Jameson believes in human rights for everyone and every group except Spider-Man.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And here we are again …
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General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385 @dvodvo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wow. Just... Wow.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am not the first to make this point but imagine a woman president obsessing constantly over her “ballroom” as the economy imploded and her war spun out of control
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Peter Brodersen @brodersen.dk · 07/08/2026
Solformørkelses-tip #1: Mine seje kolleger har lavet en lækker side, hvor man kan se, om der er mulighed for at se solformørkelsen, hvor man befinder sig, eller om der er noget, der skygger for den - altså, ud over Månen. Tjek tid+sted for reelle skygger fra bygninger m.m. septima.dk/solformoerke...
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Solformørkelse 2026
Find det perfekte sted at opleve den delvise solformørkelse den 12. august 2026. Indtast din adresse og se præcise tidspunkter, dækningsgrad og det bedste udsyn på vores interaktive kort.
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Casper de Linde @delinden.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ham der Peter Villum Berthelsen ik?
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Anders Puck Nielsen @anderspucknielsen.dk · 04/08/2026
For reference, Westminster is about 21.5 km², so Russia took about one and a half Westminsters. If you've ever strolled around Trafalgar Square, Big Ben, and Hyde Park, that gives an idea of the progress Russia made in July, at a cost of over 40,000 casualties.
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Kasper Junge Wester @veterandrusianer.dk · 04/08/2026
En af de virkelig trælse - og ikke sjældent småperfide - typer ovre på X kalder sig for "Baronen af Øresund". I dag giver BT ham over en halv times taletid og fuld anonymitet i et afsnit af deres podcast Borgerlig Tabloid, som de endda har lavet en artikel om. Siger alt om, hvad BT er blevet til.
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Steffen Rayburn-Maarup @rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
A town sign seen through a train window.
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sam Altman
@sama •7h
cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:
connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.
every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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What if you just talked to your children
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Kent Nielsen @kentagf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
EB har været så venlige lige at samle alle mål i en video jeg nok lige skal se 17 gange før jeg skal i seng. #KSDH ekstrabladet.dk/sport/fodbol...
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Pletskud i Poznan: AGF videre efter vanvidskamp!
Se højdepunkterne fra den historiske kamp her
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Trying to imagine what the last month of my mom's life would've been like if she too had had an army of sycophants fueling her downward spiral with dementia
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Whoever said "Never meet your heroes" really picked the wrong fucking heroes.
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Klaus Egelund @klausegelund.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
FC Nordsjælland som mester? Ret oplagt bud i mine øjne såfremt FCK og FCM igen har en sæson hvor deres stjerner ikke skaber et kollektiv.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
whatever you think about hunter biden (and i really don’t care either way), he’s been through it. this is excellent.
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God @thegodshow.com · 20/07/2026
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it
Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the spanish national team.
Photograph: Javier García/Shutterstock
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.
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Tucker Jones @tuckerjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"
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Miguel Delaney @migueldelaney.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A half-time show is an anti-football abomination. Players have gone through their career used to normal break. That rhythm disrupted, in the biggest game of their careers. It's of a piece with absurdly high ticket prices and Balogun controversy - Fifa ushering this through.
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William Jansen @william3000.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Muppets showing up was pretty cool.
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Matt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Yeah, Christopher Nolan made a billion dollars with a film about a scientist being sad, but I really think I can get people to skip his movie where Matt Damon fights monsters with a sword," - the finest minds on the internet.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Odyssey is probably a good diagnostic test: anyone who thought even for a moment the backlash was real has been brain poisoned by right-wing social media and they should immediately discontinue reading X, Facebook, etc.
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oh man apparently Pickford left the penalty instructions bottle behind for Argentina. Via LuisMartin_9 instagram
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mismos planes che
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BA PENALTY TAKER LIST
MESSI MONTIEL PAREDES
MAC ALLISTER FERNANDEZ
GONZALEZ ALVAREZ
LUTARO MARTINEZ
DE PAUL
ALMADA
ORMEND
LOPEZ PALACIOS
LO CELSO PAZ MEDINA BARCO
USEDRO MARTINEZ
MOLINA TACLAFICO
SIMEONE SENESI RULI
-FAKE LEFT - DIVE RIGHT
DIVE LEFT
STAND LEFT - DIVE RIGHT
DIVE RIGHT
STAND CENTRAL
HOLD - REACT
DIVE LEFT
DIVE RIGHT
STAND RIGHT - MOVE CENTRAL - DIVE LEFT
FEEL ON THE DAY
DISGUISE RIGHT - DIVE LEFT
DIVE RIGHT - TRAIL LEG
DIVE RIGHT - POSITIVE STEP - GO!
FAKE RIGHT - DIVE LEFT
DIVE LEFT
HOLD - DIVE LEFT HOLD - DIVE RIGHT HOLD - DIVE LEFT
STAND RIGHT - DIVE RIGHT
DIVE LEFT
DIVE RIGHT DIVE RIGHT DIVE LEFT
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I try to stay positive on main, but I don't know, man, asking for some level of "authenticity" in a depiction of a story with Cyclopes, a sorceress who transmutes sailors into pigs, singing sea witches, and gods turning a two week cruise into a 20 year voyage sounds absolutely dumb as fuck to me.
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