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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Just had nine different warning alerts from three different weather apps go off simultaneously. My phone got noticeably hotter, and the battery dropped 12% 🥴

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Reached the specific stage of washed that we bought a bag of decaf coffee so we could enjoy a cup after rich dinners/desserts without spoiling our sleep

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

do not speak to me these words, “rapid intensification”

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the start of the World Cup + every game since the World Cup is one of the best extended runs in USMNT history but right in the middle of that they had a very important game where they repeatedly blasted themselves in the groin with a shotgun

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Today’s Baseball Name is Marquise Sexius

Marquise Sexius
Bats: Unknown • Throws: Unknown
Full Name: Marquise Sexius
View Player Info from the B-R Bullpen

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cowboys beat the Texans because Dallas is the better Texas megacity, with a richer culture and a superior variety and quality of food choices

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Almost crashed into an ambulance because of “the Doral Cigarettes of piss”, thanks @surber.bsky.social

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Very much looking forward to this particular gremlin’s testimony before the Truth and Reconciliation Committee

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Came dangerously close to having to explain the concept of fully automated luxury gay space communism to my environmental science class this morning

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

tracking the Ring

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

what 5 years in Jonesboro does to a mf 👹

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

USMNT youth team lookin good bb

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

New hairlines being invented every god damn day

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Two years into teaching a class that’s very slightly out-of-field with zero supervision or oversight, and I’ve finally done it: I’ve invented the assignment that gets me fired instantly

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This may not mean anything to anyone who hasn’t spent significant time in Florida, but repainting my (white) truck during the biggest love bug swarm in 10+ years is one of the bigger mistakes I’ve made

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Berhalter Thunderbastard, what a world

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Malik Tillman still nice with it

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Is there anyone who *does* know Jensen Huang’s address? And maybe like a list of his daily activities and their locations? No particular reason

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026

This guy is FUCKED

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Gas prices are up 49% since January and these useless motherfuckers are on the Senate floor gesticulating at a posterboard with an emoji on it. Life imprisonment would be a kindness.

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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What did this poor creature look like in life??

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When you wonder why they don’t make Crustables

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Got a case of high life from the store and every single can has been so over-carbonated that I lose half my beer as soon as it’s opened. Total radio silence from Washington. When are our elected “leaders” going to start focusing on the real issues in this country?

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Michael Felder @itsfelder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

this mother fucker fumbled. lolol. insane

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026

Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Dak Prescott will never be free until the ruins of Club La Vela are razed and replaced by whatever trashy redneck bar Nashville decides to vomit onto our beach next

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’ve been in the mountains all day communing with the elder gods, and like Moses coming down with the ten commandments only to find a golden idol sitting in the middle of everything, I get on the WiFi to find out that Oregon lost to god damn Oklahoma State

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Specter177🐊 @specter177.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

DUUUUUVVVVVVVAAAAAALLLLLLL

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Now that my blood pressure has dropped to an acceptable range: Atlanta, hello, it’s been way too long

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Peter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Furiously updating the Wikipedia article for Pulheim to add this absolute rectangle to the famous natives section next to Florian Wirtz.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

this is you in meta’s pervert glasses

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Higher-ups failed to secure a funding increase from the state legislature (4th year in a row, it’s fine) but found enough wiggle room in the budget for a $1,000 “cost of living adjustment” which was in our checks on the 1st. Guess who just had to buy a $300 car battery

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Greg @wilinjennings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Moving to the country. Gonna eat a lot of peaches.

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