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WildGorillaMan

@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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Pataphysician Patamodernist Actual talking gorilla cover photo ALT: Market shelves bursting with yellow bananas

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 34m
I never doubted her
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 36m
Definitely
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 45m
Weird fantasy art of barbarian warrior and a half woman sitting on top of a strange alien horned mounted beast in the foreground well, a city appears in the background 

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 Well, this is the second weirdest audition I've ever attended
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Black and white pic of two classical busts of women in Roman garb, looking in the same direction

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You snooze, you lose,
you sing the blues

What happened to "no cuts, no
butts, no coconuts"?
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 46m
Black and white pic of a woman with a concerned expression, sitting in a table, holding a fork in one hand and her cell phone the other 

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 I never imagined I'd be asking
Siri how many Xanax a skunk can handle!
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 47m
Black and white pic of a woman holding a little cigarette in her left hand and a large empty bottle in her right hand

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 Rehab is for quitters.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 48m
Black and white picture of a woman contemplating burning match 

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You're playing with fre here,
and I
say that as
an accomplished
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 50m
Black and white pic of a yeti standing on a stove covered field next to a man wearing a three-piece suit and holding a briefcase 

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 I have some concerns.

Don't worry If you can afford the property taxes you can afford the domestic help to keep it clean.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 51m
Black and white pic of a naked woman lighting a cigarette 

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Chaos theory pales compared to chaos practice.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 52m
Black and white pack of a woman looking over her right shoulder and giving the finger to the camera 

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 My methods are unsound
and my priorities are questionable.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Black-and-white pic of blonde woman with an eyepatch looking at the camera


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I don't know what compels me
to do the very thing that fells me.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
A woman wearing sunglasses in a bubble bath drinks from a bottle of Prosecco

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I'm still pretty fucking far from rock bottom,
thank
you very much!
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 54m
Picture of a guy wearing a gray suit with a red bowtie and a fedora his hands are in his pockets and he has a goofy expression 

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Guys who dress like this
are 100% going to accuse you of misandry.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 55m
Picture of a woman leaning out the passenger window of a moving car holding a Kalishnikov

Text:

HANGIN OUT THE PASSENGER SIDE OF HER BEST FRIEND'S RIDE
TRYIN TO B-R-R-R-T 
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 56m
Black-and-white picture of a woman drinking from a mug of coffee 

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 Desire is about vanishing.
You dream of a bowl of cherries and the next day receive a letter written in red juice.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 57m
Black and white pic of a woman wearing a silver helmet and gloves, adjusting her goggles 

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I've bumped up against reality and am now running in the opposite direction. 
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 58m
Back picture of a woman wearing a camisole and angel wings with lens flare around her 

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Opportunists take whatever wedge is available.


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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 59m
Black-and-white pic of a woman dressed like a Playboy bunny, smoking a cigarette standing on the rooftop with the skyline behind her 

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Impermanence is not insignificance
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1h
Black-and-white photo of a woman with her eyes closed, drinking straight from a bottle of champagne 

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Some things you do just to see how bad they make you feel.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1h
Picture of a woman wearing a seafoam green overcoat and a cigarette dangling out of her lip, looking askance over the top of her sunglasses as he stands in front of a sightseeing viewfinder 

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"Fuck, what is it THIS time?!"

My guardian angel keeping an eye on me from a safe distance.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1h
Black-and-white pic of a woman wearing vintage aviator leathers, including helmet and goggles, sitting in the pilot seat of an airplane looking over her right shoulder at the camera 

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Do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive.


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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1h
Black-and-white pic of King Kong, with a concerned expression, looming over a backlit figure crucified on a cross 

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 Sorry buddy.
I didn't realize someone was already working this corner.
You just keep moving, pal.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You know who you are
Pick a recording artist, Nina Hagen dressed like a nun and holding a baby

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 Dirty deletes are a sign of poor moral fiber.
Leave your
post up and take your beatings like a mensch.
So it is written.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1h
Very handsome and noble looking
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1h
bsky.app/profile/wild...
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1h
Stock photography of an old man with a tired expression, sitting in front of a computer monitor 

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 when you wanna talk to your online girlfriend about the russian data center strikes but she hasn't been online since
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1h
bsky.app/profile/maci...
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a glitched up stock photo of a possum horizontally mirrored with HISSSSS spanning the space between the two heads.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a bunch of random elements from weird stock photos combined into a mother's day meme. 
text: The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters. 
It is also Mother's Day
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i'm going to start a thread of random images i've made
five different large stock photos of pigeons that have had a photoshop landscape filter applied to them and are arranged in a mildly interesting visual style. text across the top: IT IS NOT TECHNICALLY ILLEGAL TO PUT LANDSCAPE FILTERS ON STOCK PHOTOS OF PIGEONS. 
there's also a picture of tony danza with a screenshot of the photoshop landscape mixer UI error over his head. 
text to the left of his head: TONY DANZA IS ALSO HERE. 
text to the right of his head: HE SHOULD BE LANDSCAPE FILTERED BUT THERE WAS AN "ERROR".
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 3h
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Picture of Father Christmas flagged by two lady retainers backed up by an army of marching Krampuses

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On my way to the
HOA meeting to tell them
I'll decorate for Christmas however the fuck I want.
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Kevin Simmons @puzzletheory.bsky.social · 4h
@mrgan.com Found a new spoonerism for you
A bottle labeled “Fast Luck”.
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Maciek Hamela @maciekhamela.bsky.social · 3h
Zelensky trolling Trump hard at the Warsaw Security Forum: “Why doesn’t America make a diesel deal with Ukraine? It's up to us whether these refineries work or not.”
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Steve Lieber --> Bedrock City Comic Con @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Frank Frazetta shirtless outside in an armchair, posing with his palette and the original art for the Fire & Ice poster. Behind him Eleanor Frazetta poses in a bikini on a Honda dirtbike.
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 7h
Luigi Mangione, world's most photogenic man
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 6h
Normalize getting out of small talk by fake dry heaving
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
I just added an entire Tupperware full of caramel sauce to my pot of turkey broth, thinking it was turkey gravy, if you want to know how my evening is going
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Hey gurl, you can call me ‘Carnival Game’ because no matter how many times you try me you’re never winning a ring
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Lowbrow: the Imperium are the good guys Midbrow: the Imperium is Omelas, except the suffering child is the Emperor Highbrow: the Imperium is Omelas, except the suffering child is everyone
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Can confirm
Black and white pick of a glum looking man and a stressed out, looking woman sitting on opposite ends of a sofa in an extremely fancy looking living room

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I got sued over my drag queen act because apparently there
already is a 'Tawdry Hepburn"

Not really the right time for this, Chet
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 5h
If you see this, post a Witch
Red filtered photo of a nude model, holding her breasts in her hands while wearing a witches hat 
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 5h
How did so many complete fucking idiots end up with this much money and power?
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Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
ALT: Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 6h
The first I'd heard of it was posts about it's flop opening weekend. Stellar marketing effort on the studio's part
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weird menace and excessive bloodletting @gemmafiles.bsky.social · 8h
Frank Herbert supposedly saying “we don’t need AI, we need witches”. It’s a Dune joke, son.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 7h
bsky.app/profile/wild...
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 7h
Why should I be angry that someone I'd never heard of until now lacks clear thinking and discernment? Seeking negative attention is toddler behavior, by the way, not sure why I'm bringing that up
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 7h
My grandma used to say "We can't afford an elephant but if they're half price WE'LL TAKE TWO!"
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 7h
On the one hand, I absolutely did not need *another* pair of skis, but on the other hand, 30% off a Swiss brand that almost never gets discounted by dealers is hard to pass up
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 7h
I learned something dangerous over the past year: Ski shops in Quebec have *insane* closeout sales
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