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A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
ladies and gentlemen, the week
1. dragging myself out of bed, totally haggard
2. squinting at a computer screen at work, thinking "...i'm going to bed early tonight"
3. lying in bed at 9 pm, thinking "but. what if i get plenty of sleep and still feel like shit tomorrow"
4. lying in bed at 2:30 am, awake and angry
(the cycle repeats)
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 22h
lol i thought that said L. Ron Tsumo which would be a really good bit
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
honestly i have no idea i just work here
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm in my twenty tens
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
scawy
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🫨
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1 day blinding stew in kernel api documentation
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 17/09/2026
it's been said before but the ads in san francisco are so mind-numbing. i saw a bus that had "THIS ISN'T YOUR GRANDDAD'S CRM" on the back. buses shouldn't be involved in that sort of thing
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
s/for everything/for something/
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
but they don't fucking say this they just say "ai" like that definitely means anything anymore
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if you steelman their whole bit multiple times in different ways you can arrive at that they meant like the tools that do background removal with large models (though the ones i know about are mostly not for chroma keying) and other things that in fact do use large statistical models for everything
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this doesn't help cut through any bullshit if they haven't actually done any work to that end! you need to define what you're talking about 6 what you think "ai" is or this whole thing is just totally unhelpful lmao they have a whole website and it's not there either www.realgoodai.org/real-rating
realgoodai.org
REAL Rating | Promote Responsible AI Use Today — Real Good AI
Discover the REAL Rating system to transparently disclose AI use in projects and media, promoting responsible AI adoption and informed choices.
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
...with more mud? this is maybe the worst scale I've seen in ages, what are we doing here
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
why would you call that ai when there's explicitly no machine learning involved? what are we doing here lmao. "oh yeah sorry we used ai, it's compiled with LLVM"
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
see also "every blocklist ever made"
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two big lessons of the last few years: the idea of the turing test is moot because the bar for what people will ascribe sentience to is in the toilet, and a very vocal chunk of people are still more concerned with the welfare of unthinking programs than the lives of humans
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@kittyred.net
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yea
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the one big idea from the tech industry in the 2020s is "what if clippy cunningly convinced you to kill yourself"
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that bgm rules
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
wtf lady
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you ignore that it doesn't really work at all, it works awesome! you can do anything if you close your eyes
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/alic...
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what? huh??
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kitty @kittyred.net · 27/04/2026
a purple deer in front of a dark background with wavy purple, blue, and pink vector lines. It's called deer3, it has 500000 DPI, it's wireless, and hot swappable. a new era
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
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A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
tweet by ahungrymouth: i plan on living to a ripe old age and dying surrounded by friends and family, beating me with heavy silver clubs and shouting things like "don't let it knit itself back together!"
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we'll see about that 😡
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2027 will be the year of the Powder Fish
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we peeled this kid off the herd no problem
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
congrabujob and also i'm sorry about you having to have it
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i already rotated out of lastpass (clown show now) a couple years ago, and ditched bitwarden a year or so ago when they started AGGRESSIVELY committing ai code to their client repositories 😑
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah
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Will Leite @willtirando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
E antes de sumir por mais 8 meses dessa rede social, deixo aqui essa tirinha regada de humor e nostalgia.
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this guy's gonna flip when he learns about the profit motive
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do you think Sora knows
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some of our faves are implicated....
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we're around the same age so i know who he is, but i think inever put together until now that he's the sauce guy too
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lmao
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kitty @kittyred.net · 27/09/2026
My friend told me this is a good bakery and I trust her but I truly have to wonder where baking instructions could’ve gone on this box
A bunch of hashtags and shit A QR code and slogans Another QR code and a bunch of empty space on the box A weird history of the bakery that probably could’ve housed baking instructions
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
llms greatly amplify and accelerate this existing issue with no substantial benefit. there's also a strong chance that the biggest long term harm is going to come downstream of all the experts that are straight up leaving the industry or being destroyed outright
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
love honk is coming back in a big way
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 26/09/2026
かに
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026
when i was younger i'd steal quarters out of the polybius cabinet at the arcade when the men in black were pulling their data readings from the machine & they didn't care
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lighthouses should be made illegal. those poor rocks cannot be expected to subsist on litter and debris. they need full meals
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
median CTE evangelist
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/vapo...
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
awesome i hope none of them ever gets finished and the world forgets
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A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
SCIENTISTS WHO DEVELOPED "BOGGLE": we always knew that the cubes will sometimes generate a "Qu" even when explicitly instructed not to. that's an inherent part of the model. but we have recently discovered that the cubes are capable of escaping the tray (voice trembling) which is fucking scary ok,
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 19/09/2026
I would advise against viewing this particular cultic milieu as some new emergence of the modern era and, instead, for seeing it as the inevitable and historically consistent outcome of people being seduced by the allure of shallow gnosis.
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