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💽📼💿 @whitabex.bsky.social · 35m
Throuples T-shirts that say "I'm Quarter" "I'm cheese" and "Quarter Pounder With Cheese" Is this anything
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 14h
*extreme Fiona Apple voice* I wrote a bad, bad skeet
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 18h
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
your honor, it's actually pronounced hentai
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gradientdescent @gradientdescent.net · 06/10/2026
boycott it so your trans friends don’t get a sick feeling in their stomach when they come over to your house for a party & see a stack of HP merch on your bookshelf, politely excuse themselves a bit early without saying anything, and then go home feeling just a little degraded
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is funny (in the joker way, as per usual) how so many people's lives were completely shattered over copyright trolling from companies who treated downloading a song as a capital offense but the moment they could make money on it themselves it instantly stopped being relevant
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
say what you will, the mnemonic plague it’s really easy to remember
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MaB - Dash'n'Drops OUT NOW in EARLY ACCESS! @moulinauxbulles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AI can go to hell, this is what hand-drawn animation made with passion looks like:
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💽📼💿 @whitabex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
T-shirts that says "Everybody Makes Mistakes (oops, I switched the 'M's)"
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The exact size of the cat and the box may vary, but the underlying principle remains pleasingly consistent.
A tiger in a cardboard box.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your device has new features (more AI shit you don't want)
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Gender Liberation Movement @genderlib.com · 01/10/2026
As hospitals across the country cave to the Trump administration’s threats to cut federal funding and abandon trans youth, actor Elliot Page speaks out. In New York City, NYU Langone, Mount Sinai, and NewYork-Presbyterian abruptly ended care for trans kids in response to these threats.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wendy Carlos should be on the 20 dollar bill. There should be a 50-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of her in Pawtucket. You should be able to buy all her albums in any format you want and a line of custom branded synths. She should be a household name along with Bob Moog.
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⭐️eunnie⭐️ @eunnieboo.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
pink in the night (2019)
lyric comic to pink in the night, by mitski. page 1 text: and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right. scene 1: a little boy and girl are sitting in the rain. the boy wipes away tears, having tripped and scratched a knee. the girl leans forward to kiss the small wound. scene 2: the two friends are in elementary school, holding hands. the boy looks at a picture depicting a mom, dad, and child.page 2 text: can i try again, try again, try again. scene 1: high school. they lie on the floor during a study session, but they only have eyes for each other. scene 2: college. the same couple, only now they are two girls, kissing in bed. scene 3: the girls are getting married, exchanging a sweet kiss in a field of flowers. sunset colors cast warm light onto their wedding dresses.page 3 text: try again, and again, and again. scene 1: the girls are moving in together. one dozes off against an unpacked moving box as the other kisses her head. scene 2: disneyland. both wear minnie mouse ears as they take a selfie, laughing at the kiss mark one has left on her wife's cheek. scene 3: the childhood friends have grown older. one woman hides a bouquet behind her back as they kiss over breakfast.page 4 text: and again, and again, and again? scene 1: the women wake up in bed together, hints of grey in their hair. one kisses the other's bare shoulder. scene 2: a winter walk. they kiss as their dog plays in the snow. scene 3: the shore of a beach. the wives have greying hair and fine wrinkles, but they're still just as in love. they hold each other close, laughing, full of affection.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 30/09/2026
When Third Way says that Dems should hold off their anti-trans strategies, you know things are changing. The organization tends to be more centrist, and they are noticing the same thing the far-right is... the Republican anti-trans campaign cycle is NOT working this year.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For all that it's been barely reported in the UK press, it's still hard to understate the importance of the stance @labourunionsuk.bsky.social has taken on trans and non-binary rights this week. Every single trade union affiliated to the party of government has stood up and said we will not comply.
Joint statement from National TULO

Solidarity with the trans and non-binary community

Labour's 11 affiliated trade unions stand in total solidarity with the trans and non-binary community.

Trans rights are human rights, and trans rights are workers' rights.

We in the trade union movement will do all we can to stand up for our trans members and all our trans siblings, to protect them from persecution, harassment and attack.

The government must act now to protect all trans people, to make sure their rights are protected, expanded and upheld in our workplaces and communities.

Labour Unions
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For the benefit of those coming to this fresh, the action taken is far more than this statement - the unions refused to send delegates to the Labour Women's Conference on Saturday because it was trans exclusive, leading to the Women and Equality Minister giving a keynote to a largely empty hall.
Labour Women's Conference, 26 September 2026. Bridget Phillipson delivers her keynote address to a largely empty hall. The vast majority of seats visible in this shot taken from the seating area are empty.
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theyre reccomending me poison-type grunt fits on amazon
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 28/09/2026
analog doesnt fucking mean what apparently everyone thinks it does. a kindle is not analog. a digital camera is not analog-- its in the fucking name on this one. an ipod is not analog. i am going to fuxking scream
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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💽📼💿 @whitabex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Crunchy salty toffee with a smooth sweet chocolate coating. It's everything the body needs!
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💽📼💿 @whitabex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I clocked it immediately, but probably only because it's one of my favorite candy bars. You did a great job!
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💽📼💿 @whitabex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fun fact: the New River, situated in the central Appalachian mountains, is the 4th oldest river on earth, having formed roughly 300 million years ago during the continental collisions that FORMED Pangaea. Why are people so bad at naming things
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I NEED AROUND $300 IMMEDIATELY
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought
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Ian / Sìne @vonaether.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Twitter user @DennisFarrell tweets, "Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message"
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
how's the "I think we should leave it up to the states" crowd doing
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EPA to begin screening U.S. drinking water for traces of abortion pills
Anti-abortion activists, attorneys general, and lawmakers have been lobbying for the agency to carry the study for years
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💽📼💿 @whitabex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love finding bedbugs at work I love it so much I have done it three times this year I am so happy they refuse to spray my department full of densely packed fabric because "they can't breed if they can't feed and nobody lives there" even though one bit me once and I spend one third of my time here
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇
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Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 19/09/2026
"why bother? no one will ever see me as a woman..." wow look who's forgetting about Me and All My Friends and All My Friends' Friends and All Their Friends and Their Friends and Their Friends and Their Friends and Their Friends too. believe in a brighter tomorrow right fucking now
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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💽📼💿 @whitabex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: okay so this is my sonic OC, his name is Crank. Sonic Team: oh, cool! What is he, a pig? Me: actually, he is a Hog Sonic Team: Me: Crank the H— Sonic Team: get out.
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evil lesbian john williams 🦔 @micropolyphonia.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
remember a few years back when generative images were a little novelty that came in batches of 9 tiny renderings and your prompt would be like "samuel l. jackson smocking a joint in morrowind"
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Democratic Candidate for Ohio's 9th Congressional District Marcy Kaptur announces in an ad that she "voted with Republicans to keep transgender ideology out of our schools." It's one of the most hateful anti-trans ads ever released by a Dem. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Dem. Ohio Candidate Marcy Kaptur Releases Ad: “I Voted With Republicans To Keep Transgender Ideology Out Of Schools”
She also said in the ad, “let me be clear, boys should not play girls sports.”
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
hey, marcy kaptur is a dogshit bigot and if you live in her district, i would really appreciate you stopping at her office and telling them to pull this fucking ad. this is not helpful, not necessary, and fucking disgusting.
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evil lesbian john williams 🦔 @micropolyphonia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i am profoundly sick of feeling like i have to keep pointing at this
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
gn
Trans lives matter more than Harry Potter
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"fairness in women's sports" is literally just "ethics in games journalism" like this is the same thing this is part of the same playbook dawg
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah so as I was saying
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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evil lesbian john williams 🦔 @micropolyphonia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
happy friday to all the women out there especially the mean ones. hello mean womrn
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 11/09/2026
Trans people are constantly asked to treat their full and equal rights as human beings as something LESS than absolute, something LESS than a red line. "Oh sure he's bad on the trans stuff but he's good on other policies!" It is obscene.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026
I want to apologize for remarks I made a few years ago suggesting I believe every human is entitled to respect and dignity in addition to basic human rights. I had no way of knowing at the time this sentiment could be interpreted as applying to people of a gendered persuasion
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 09/09/2026
If the people working at Anthropic et al sincerely believe that GenAI will kill 10% of humanity in the next decade, why can't we try them for conspiracy to murder?
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