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Jenivere8675309 @jenivere8675309.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I replaced the label of a 19 Crimes red with a “For When IT Happens” sticker. He’s done way more than 19 but it just felt appropriate.☺️

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The orgasm I will orgasm when IT happens will be recorded on the Richter scale

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

me when it happens

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Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 06/08/2026

Going to have a truly incredible party when It Happens

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Cliff in Alberta @klifnotshort.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

not terribly no. actually expanding our trade to other countries that don't have asshats as president. we still like most Americans and will celebrate with you when IT happens.

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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 05/08/2026

I have champagne chilling for when Mitch McConnell is confirmed dead (a standard bottle of Tattinger) and when IT happens (a magnum of Moët Imperial).

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Crowe @notthelasttime.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I have two bottles of champagne in my fridge right now one for when It happens and two was supposed to be for when I got a new job but honestly it may be for when I get fired

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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

At least one person is going to find out when It Happens based on this

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MrBundren @sleeve.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

today i do myself the kindness of muting aaron rupar, i'll hear almost immediately when It happens anyway

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Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

When It happens, It won't fix our country We have a lot of work to do and reforms to enact. No committees, action.

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ALVIRA, the BASTARD of the Dark 🇮🇪 🍉 @alkalinecollective.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Just put a great one in the bank for when It Happens

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haldo13_38 @haldo1338.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Although yeah as others have said, would prefer there’s no innocent collateral damage when it happens

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 05/08/2026

Gonna save my Bobby Fingers Toilet Wine for When It Happens.

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PLUR🧡 @plurgasm2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I hope when it happens it's on live tv while he's lying about Epstein again. Preferably prefaced by the phrase "God knows" or "God would strike me if I'm lying" just so the evangelicals get the message.

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voteinthemidterms.bsky.social @voteinthemidterms.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

REMEMBER when "it" happens, we're all going to wear tan suits or tan dresses

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voteinthemidterms.bsky.social @voteinthemidterms.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

REMEMBER when "it" happens, we're all going to wear tan suits

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★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Heh. I have sparkling wine and grape juice squirreled in the back of the crisper at the four places I'm most likely to be when It Happens. If AI suddenly disappeared (or if Altman, Pichai, and either Ellison pulled a Buddy Holly) I'd crack them suckers open without hesitation.

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Ken Hartis @kenhartis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

When IT happens, I expect my phone to receive an Orange Alert. Over and over again. @when-it-happens.bsky.social

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John Prince @nbpt-john.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

When it happens, the entire planet, save for a few million of the stupidest morons ever to walk on two legs, will party first. Then, we’ll RIP. Then maybe we’ll party 🎊 🎈 🎉 again. Hurry up already, asshole, the world is waiting #USDemocracy

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Naps & Bacon @napsbacon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

When IT happens, I'm shooting fireworks from my ass crack.

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O'BrienP 🇺🇸 ❤️ 💙 ☘️ @obrienp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The large majority of planet Earth waiting with bated breath‼️ Will smart phones send out some kind of alert when it happens? 🤷‍♀️

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gusgus from cinderella 🔞 @larvallamp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

i have some persecco in the fridge for it, im gonna drink like a fuckin satyr When It Happens

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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I keep meaning to attach a little ribbon and tag on mine that says "for when it happens"

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P.B. - Arcade/Arcane Vampire Vtuber @pbu.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

My #1 song for when "it happens" is The Hell of It: "Good for nothing, bad in bed Nobody likes you and you're better off dead" "And though your music lingers on All of us are glad you're gone" www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6rz...

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The Hell Of It

YouTube video by Paul Williams - Topic

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Moss Elixir @sorryforlaughing.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Journalists are going to cry & cry when it happens, on air

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Fawksey Moron - PNW Guy 🦋 @fawkseymoron.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I sometimes wonder if maybe much of the reason I'm on bsky so much is so I don't miss when it happens.

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Sippy Hates It Here @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Given the McConnell Show, how long will they pretend Donny is still alive when it happens?

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Curtis @soccurt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Also, when it happens, let's memorialize his hatred of turbines by building one near every one of his old properties

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Adam @centexag.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

When it happens, can I get one free day of drinking without having to reset my clock?

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Tom Coates @tomcoates.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I have in recent months had several reasons to examine my thoughts on how to feel and how to react when someone famously awful dies. You don’t want to believe that you’ll experience joy or at least relief when it happens. But I think I’ll feel at *least* relief when Trump goes, and Farage, and …

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Róisín 🏳️‍⚧️ @roisin.northsky.social · 04/08/2026

Realising it might be fun to make a playlist to accompany the bottle when It Happens

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räy. 🇵🇷🇧🇸 @rayelrey.latinsky.app · 04/08/2026

I hope it's painful for him when IT happens. He deserves every single part of it for all the fucking shit he has put people through and I hope he burns in the hottest furnace in hell.

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Holzman-Tweed (he-suite) @holzman-tweed.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

When it happens, one element that will be missing from the celebration: the lamentations of his women.

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Alex Cortez @alexstar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

getting ready for when it happens by watching 1990s legal dramas about how justice is finally served

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Linnaeus @linnaeus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Part of me is expecting that when it happens his inner circle of goons will at least attempt to pull a Mitch McConnell for a while for various reasons, so I wouldn’t rule out a week of It Happened edging.

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Spooky Ghost Enthusiast @sirsandgoblin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Ok as a sort of test run for when it happens to the bigger name ghouls this has been fairly enjoyable I have to admit, the mad discourse, the losers defending him, I low key love it and now I can't wait

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Bryan @bryanh.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I know it's not very Hell World of me, but all I could think was to replace WWIII with the day When It Happens and it gave me so much joy.

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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 03/08/2026

When It Happens there is going to be such a shower of bullshit about what is acceptable public discourse, when absolutely none of that courtesy will be extended in the other direction.

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John Pettus @johngpettus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

When it happens, there will be videos of crowds pulling down his golden statues and cheering, just like when all the third world countries overthrow their dictators. It's like the name of that book, "One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This"

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