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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 4h
Frankly I've been pissed off since they took Crystal Pepsi off the market
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 4h
I need to know why we needed antimatter to make an android? #StarTrek #Data #Positrons
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 4h
Chilly? Grey? Rainy? Bitches the Dark is back and I'm glad
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 4h
Why didn't Data have Bluetooth?
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 4h
Adversarial Apparel has some great clothes for the cooler temperatures adversarialapparel.com/collections/...
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 8h
I found a USB drive laying around Should I put it into my work computer?
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Corey’s G’Autumn Gagged 🏳️‍🌈 @thealmostbear.bsky.social · 13h
Power Bottom motto: “I contain multi-dudes.”
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just remembered my wolf and lightning tshirt I used to wear unironically in middle school.
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I saw some spilled lentils and rattled off 1,247 Just in case anyone is checking to see if I'm a vampire I'd shit my pants if I was even close
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Jimothy media has hit the r/JimothyTheRaccoon subreddit. In other news, my heart has just grown three sizes.
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just introduced a GenZ couple to Cherry Street Coffee and Biscuit Bitxh
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have questions about Kryptonians. They're under a red star. It would "look" white to them. The most common part of the spectrum would be seen as "no color" Now move those eyes to our greenish sun. What would Superman's uniform look like to his eyes here and on Krypton and how would we see it?
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm remembering the grandmas who tried to set me up with their granddaughters' who were still in the Youth Ministry They wanted a preacher in the family, and she'd "make such a good wife if a nice Christian man would court her"
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My name is Akimbo. Titties Akimbo. @khlamydiacolada.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and i oop
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cut my hairs yesterday
Dart is sitting outside wearing a blue check shirt, black light hoodie, tunnels in his ears, puka shell necklace
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When Badass Beverly Crusher MD used new shield tech and a star to defeat a Borg vessel, did they name it the Crusher Maneuver?
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Star Trek TNG: Beverly Crusher's Universe Quote
ALT: Star Trek TNG: Beverly Crusher's Universe Quote
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this was detailed in the cautionary tale "i have no ottoman, and i must scream"
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So a question that came up while I was modeling a synapse; Is the re-uptake considered part of the synaptic communication? Like maybe a feedback from the last action potential? It's creepy this shit is as fast as thought
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look babe! Elmer's making chapstick now
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today I realized why my teachers stuck me with the ADHD kids I just carried straight A's. I didn't need to pay attention, I absorb knowledge passively. I live on the knife's edge of balance between my divergences
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: Outside using an electric blower to clear the leaves off the sidewalk and bike lane/gutter Weirdo: "You work for Storage right?" Me: "Yea" W: "Do you know where I can buy an adapter?" Me: very confused and in awe "uh, no..."
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here's what happened to the bookstore Follett pulled out New company that does gift shops comes in, not selling textbooks anymore New company wanted a Student Hangout There's a free space open in an attached building, it's open past 5pm New company surprised sales suck -$60 sweatshirts
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really don't speak my mind... Yea, that's a little scary
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Golf is gay as hell Walk around playing with balls and clubs in special outfits with alcohol
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Diarrhea Lettuce makes us forget how often this stuff kills us. I had someone describe having an infection from this. They described diarrhea that made their head hurt.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@brutumfulmen.bsky.social A Bad Review is forever
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I say I'm a Disney princess, I mean more like this
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Oh No. Not Again!
ALT: Oh No. Not Again!
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Virgo: It won't be a "plague" of locusts, exactly, but still enough to destroy your lawn.
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maintenance closet in my apt hallway has an alarm attached to it. The battery is low. It's been chirping since yesterday morning
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I ever need to find this dog I just need to rattle a wrapper
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hear better with closed captioning on I realize what this means to a man of my age. I don't care. NGL, I get auditory overstimulated so often I've been looking forward to losing the edge. I lost the electricity in the walls buzz a while ago. Much nicer
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok He wants a date Even I can see that (it's taken months, but I got it eventually) Now I need to remember this for next time. You know I didn't figure it out when we were talking 🙄🙃
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chilly enough Mort isn't complaining about wearing a shirt I love him so much
Letting a sleeping dog lie on his little bed on my bed wearing a red t-shirt
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is technically a smoothie now
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did you know that if you like salsa but tomatoes are icky you can just put it in a blender? If you blend your salsa, you can add a lot of cholula too. You can even blend in the fake sour cream so you don't have double-dip your chips
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can we get to boring chapters instead of the hard ones?
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 27/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "nobody's gonna look back fondly at this shit"
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just got yelled at because the closed bookstore next door hasn't updated their Google Maps entry. 1. Not my fucking job 2. Not my fucking business 3. Use a real map service-🍎Maps is current
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll This morning
Moon over the Space Needle
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why not a GenX president?
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And this is why I'm a bit of an exhibitionist... Will a nighttime trip to the bathroom reveal that Dartland is gay?
Abe Simpson telling a tale to Bart and the gang withe the  captioning, 
It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.
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@stderrdk
We should never have let the Internet out of the computer room.
It all went downhill from there.
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Refilled 3/4 of my psyche meds today. So I'm stocked up on serotonin and norepinephrine until mid-December. I'll be good on dopamine next week. Now... If I could discipline myself to meditate could probably get off my raging cortisol dump.
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ever start posting something as a joke based on your life and realize its kinda dark?
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tennis Stick is amazing Dad!!
Mort with shiny eyes and his new tennis ball fetching stick
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Found a channel for Mort on YouTube Ngl, I watch it too youtu.be/o5GGVWrjuCs?...
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Dog TV • Cat TV - Fawn & Fox 🦌🦊 Wildlife Entertainment for Pets & People
YouTube video by On Sunset Cove
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Besides Picard's fish, why was Data the only one with a pet? Also, did Worf get custody when Data was capped?
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's funny that people believe that cats think we're shitty hunters. We litterally feed them daily. They think we're the best ever
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While everything is going to shit, We might have found a Dark Matter signal Be sensible, there is a lot of really cool science happening phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org
After nearly 100 years, scientists may have detected dark matter
In the early 1930s, Swiss astronomer Fritz Zwicky observed galaxies in space moving faster than their mass should allow, prompting him to infer the presence of some invisible scaffolding—dark matter—h...
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D'nal Trad the Esoteric (he/they)🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 @phundart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gods there are parts of my job I really fucking hate and with the economy going to shit people are making hard choices I get it Let's talk anyway, I have...ways...
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