★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026husband siphoning gas tank because of the certainty this will happen again and soon 030
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If one more person sends me one more giant ducking block of chat spam to give me basic background on a fine technical point EYE raised, I am going to drive to the sea for the express purpose of walking into it. 120
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Lady, the Burning Man of nerds is called "Burning Man." 0205
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026anyway not a single person has used the new "term" at work today 120
Reposted by ★ thomas brodie singstar ★Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future” 385135792361
Reposted by ★ thomas brodie singstar ★Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 18/12/2024I'm about to rebrand all my cron jobs to AI agents and raise a $100,000,000 seed round. 34975125
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm visiting a place where they keep a lot of dysfunctionally rich assholes And I was explaining to an 80yo what does and doesn't concern me re: robocalypse And the "heheheHEH" that our waitress heheheHEHed was so bruised and so knowing, I wished I could take it home to pick apart later. 010
Reposted by ★ thomas brodie singstar ★jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign. 884017698
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Re: LRT, I used to have a friend who got dropped from her HISTORY OF TECHNOLOGY PhD program because she studied the history of domestic machines and a new department head didn't approve of "kitchen tech." Some men need more kickin'. 0246
Reposted by ★ thomas brodie singstar ★Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026People keep making absurd arguments like this because anthropologists who don't think anything women do counts as work keep getting on Al Gore's internet and making insane claims about labor saving devices not actually saving labor. 225638
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think most folks who see my posts are on iOS, but fwiw if you're Pixel 6 or later, get the September 5 update FORTHWITH. There's a fucker of a modem vulnerability. I've been back revved because I thought Pixel Drops were optional and got rolled in later. That isn't/is no longer the case. 010
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I do low-key hope there's some kind of NOT WORTH IT note attached to my plate now 010
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"This" being the Occam's Razor possibility that Ellison is not tanking CBS on purpose, but truly believes Weiss will make him buckets of money Real Soon. 000
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026one of my favorite posters is missing and I hope it's for lucrative job reasons or fabulous international travel reasons 000
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026RTing to branch this, because it's wandering off topic. One time I prepaid a HH provider. They "can't bill until insurance goes through," and I was tired of going to collections 12 days after waiting months for a bill. They put the credit balance into a special ledger and sent me to collections. 110
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026my correlation's! causation! cor-cor-relation! 010
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I can't overstate how much I hate using 2FAs, plural, on my phone. I want to be able to get the distraction box away from my body. And every! damn! time! I put it in another room, my sessions time out. Do I have a better idea? No. Well, a work phone would help. But that's differently awful. 130
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026l miss dropping in on Dragon Con unticketed and somehow, amidst 25000 people, running into every little arms-length acquaintance and ex-coworker I ever had, getting lots of unexpected hugs, then spending four hours at Trader Vic's catching up with somebody cool from college. 041
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Look at this sunny 1953 gem-- oh. Oh god. There really is only one thing realtors hate more than trees. www.zillow.com/homedetails/... 210
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Just found out that the boomer lawyer for boomers sent me a list of required documents by postal mail. Not sensitive PII. Not pro forma boilerplate. A list of items without which my appointment will be meaningless. I don't need our bureaucratic death doula to be hopecore, thanks. Email is fine. 020
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When you haven't worn earrings in a while 150
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I went to the emergency room the day my family moved to Atlanta. The kind but stuffy doctor gave my parents directions that repeatedly referenced "the poor folks on the corner." I was 8, a yankee, and thought he was being a little rude about somebody's shack. 100
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Oh hell, I almost bought a pen lathe and my google feed has lost its damn mind. 110
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I am only a (level) (workplace) (title) when I need to reassure someone that nobody knows how to make a printer act right 000
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Everybody was 🎶 vibes-based modding 🎶 120
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Wait, so who's the plagiarist and why were they caught? 110
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 28/08/2026every time I open the fridge I see this thing and think, "YOGURT is for CLOSERS" 010
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Also, tech companies give us "a day without data centers" once or twice a year by, idk, misleading themselves and others about distributed networks and not funding the tiny OSS toothpicks holding up their skyscrapers 000
Reposted by ★ thomas brodie singstar ★Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 20/08/2026There was a joke going around at Google right on the cusp of the big AI push: What the difference between ML and AI? ML is written in Python and AI is written in PowerPoint. 114738
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Cat's apparently learned to make Teams meetings. I assume this decodes to "feed me you give snack feed 2:05pm food now." 000
Reposted by ★ thomas brodie singstar ★SCARE In The World Is Mamiya Takako? @lionofjudah613.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Axelrod is to politics as Cramer is to finance 051
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 17/08/2026absolutely understandable if you need to misspell diorama, but maybe don't change all the vowels to A if you think the R requires an H 110
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My question, and I'm being an uninformed jaqoff here, is whether this "rising moral panic" is just a reflection of Boomer self-regard, or if it's groundwork for enforcing filial duty laws. 130
Reposted by ★ thomas brodie singstar ★Joseph Lewczak (Truth Seeker) @truthseeker59.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This artwork, Henfriend (2021), is an oil painting on canvas by Swedish artist and illustrator Anna Ileby. 1202
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Y'ever think about how most of the early Pixar features served as tech demos? Monsters Inc - hair Finding Nemo - hydrodynamics Toy Story 2 - patina Cars - dust 000
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 11/08/2026So, several months ago my dad told me I was lying about my job. He has dementia, but he really is a misogynist pig, so like what the fuck, asshole. Since then, all his shirts have had something to do with my workplace. And they just put out a "Y-M-C-A" themed one. Bhahaha. 030
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Curious about other cat folks' experiences with social yawning. I used to make my first cat yawn if I wanted to go to bed when he was clamoring for attention. He understood a lot of English, but yawning worked better when he was in party mode. I've never thought to do it with the current crowd. 120
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The WSJ article on tech demand for low tech cars, in short: 120
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I currently have a policy of stopping and supporting my local Yemeni coffee shop *every single time* I drive by. They're open until 11 every day, pull actual shots, and have both sweet and savory food. And they're open until 11. Like, 23:00. Every day. Everyone else is a coffee culture traitor. 030
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is even more interesting than the Reaganite country club suburb that recently elected a D mayor. The longtime US Rep for both of these cities is a notable dumpster fire. 020
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 07/08/2026is it the digestive system? I never trusted those jerks 130
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 05/08/2026"g-h-o-u-l" has five letters "g-r-i-f-t-e-r" seven "c-o-p-r-o-g-l-o-t" nine "k-l-e-p-t-o-c-r-a-t" ten What's four letters? "j-e-r-k"? It's okay to say "jerk." You said you're not reprehensible, so surely you aren't obliquely referring to a sexist slur. Or -- oh, must be "l-i-a-r" 030
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Can you even imagine how much nicer life would be if the Google Maps code had to be rolled back to 2022? 030
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 03/08/2026this exhausting person just said "hey fun fact" to a room full of people, then claimed the element symbol Na comes from the Greek root "nautikos" and not even because the sea is salty, no 000
★ thomas brodie singstar ★ @fritterary.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I know a guy who says "hey fun fact" out of the blue, and the fun fact will be objectively, provably wrong. If you show him, he goes "no, I don't think so" or "I guess it's two ways." He did this with the spelling and etymology of a word the first time I met him in 2016. Fuckit. Give him a podcast. 150