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Golgo 1312

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The crime... is life! The sentence... is death!

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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 13h
hey, so that AI menu for your restaurant looks like shit. no way I'm eating there. more likely if you took a low-res pic of the actual food your AI YouTube thumbnail also looks like shit. I don't want to click anymore despite being subscribed to your channel. Stop it. go back or whatever
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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hire me to draw you something cool.
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(Fox News special report voice) Jesus is real and he's 8" and uncut but in a no-homo way, nice thick vein running down it exactly how you'd imagine
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this country has become nothing but a cobbled together highlight reel of clips that would be happening in the background of satirical movies about how rancid America is. Robocop, Idiocracy, things of that nature
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
People on threads say such weird stuff
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Really wish I could take every instance of despair and stress and fear and loss and uncertainty and pain that trans people, immigrants, and women are being subjected to in this country out of their lives and inflict it on the people doing all that shit to them.
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🌕🌏🌕🌎🌕 @townmap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
beginning of the month we got hit with an overdraft fee from storage unit payment not going through, going to sell plasma in a bit to get some groceries but if anyone wants to send even 10 bucks it'd help us not wrack up further negative balance thank you
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Halloween is on 9/11 this year... Friday the 13 was on 9/11 this year... what does it mean...
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I must not Fed-post, Fed-posting is the Fed summoner. Fed-posting is the little relief that brings total Fed visits.
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hate my governor I hate my governor I hate my governor I hate my governor I fuCKING HAT EMY GOVERNOR
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not if I have anything to do with it
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i regret to inform you that people have absolutely lost it www.404media.co/someone-tort...
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Someone ‘Torturing’ LLMs in a Robot Prison Has Triggered the Dumbest Debate in AI Yet
The "AI Torture Chamber" has opened an upsetting and absurd window into the effective altruist obsession with "model welfare."
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He is a spirit with no body ergo he would have to lift things which strengthen the spirit rather than the muscles. Philosophy, dialectical materialism, pornography, things of that nature
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looking into this
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Prompting your Word doc to generate some copy about white genocide being a conspiracy theory for insanely racist morons and your computer fans immediately sound like jet engines as the RAM struggles to prevent Grok from activating Mecha Hitler mode
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Release me...
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah the fact that this is being presented by a wealthy dullard, and his praise is that it was basically fine, tells me that anyone with their own human blood in their veins would react to that episode like they would to a spider crawling on their face.
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My wife when picking me out of all the other guys like she's choosing the kitten that can't stop falling into the milk dish
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Didn't realize Congress was in this photo amirite folks
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We're gonna have to sacrifice dignity on the altar of greatness for this one, I'm afraid. Immortality in the mind of mankind comes at a price.
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's so much potential here
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think a fun way to achieve a kind of immortality would be to summit Everest and then get nude at the very top and die in an attempted self-suck position. Try to get frozen to the spot so they can't get you down and everyone has to deal with you forever. A quick before and after of the concept.
A photo of a smiling man in an orange snowsuit standing at the peak of Mt. Everest, his arms raised in triumph The same photo, but now there is a crude doodle of a figure crouched at the triumphant climber's feet. The figure is dead and frozen and looks like he's trying to suck his own dick, which is fairly shriveled from the intense cold.
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CSPAN adding a line to the vote tally screen like Republican: Democrat: Independent: Came In A Fluffer:
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Alison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now
He’s on a quest to live forever.
Mr. Emanuel’s morning routine involves waking up at 4 a.m., stretching for 40 minutes and then doing breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy before ingesting a protein shake and a cup of live worms to fight off “the bad bacteria in my gut.” He describes a recent lunch with his old CAA boss, Michael Ovitz. Mr. Emanuel writes: “He goes to the gym; he thinks that means he’s taking care of himself. But it doesn’t. I scold him. He hasn’t gotten his blood work done in years, he isn’t doing ice plunges, he isn’t doing daily breath work, he isn’t fasting. And he needs to be eating worms.”
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YEESH
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In addition to, of course, an abject misapprehension about what it was actually like to have lived under "trad" circumstances, which one can only attribute to either profoundly ignorant naïveté or purely mercenary opportunism.
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's total cargo cult mentality. Rather than acknowledge that economic conditions produced certain social forms, trad people tried to mimic the desired social forms in the belief that it would somehow manifest the economic reality that would then allow the forms to flourish.
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nobody cares about frame rate when they’re born. We’re taught to care by our corrupt society.
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All of them 😌
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm sorry but this kind of rampant and uninvited horniness is a danger to the community, and that's why it should be legally required for you to wear a chastity cage at all times
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's extremely funny to me that so many early Solarpunk posts on Tumblr were concerned about how to prevent co-option and then the "big break" the aesthetic gets is a yogurt commercial like bro, you got co-opted RIGHT OUT THE GATE
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Where to even begin
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh my good lord this is absolutely incredible
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Zeiram 1 and 2 are super fun!
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's life changing
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy fuck "Cersei Trannister" as a username made me spit-take, A+ work here
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need a Jubilee style debate roundtable but it's just this maniac and the CyberSmith
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Milk... Ban..?
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Kururun! @kururun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
'Epstein had Covid made to weaken the Irish' is such a beautiful take. You can't come up with stuff like that unless you're genuinely deranged. You hardly ever see posting this good anymore. As an Irish person myself I'm grateful for this.
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How is this person REAL oh my GOD
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FUCKING WHAT???
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Important follow-up
Screenshot of an Instagram story from Brace Belden. It is a text post that reads as follows:

To be clear my child cries due to sadness NOT gas. I show him reels of various situations for 3-4 hours a day. He is a natty empath and fucks with emotion. But I'm sick of the tears
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Truly one of the greats. Brace Belden is a poster's poster.
Screenshot of a Brace Belden Instagram story that just says "Best THC gummies to wean baby off crying?"
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
Had this story in late May
Sources at meta are dunking on this and calling it a tamagotchi. It sounds like based on talking to sources that it could be a little ai companion you wear. I really hope they do this as it sounds so absolutely stupid, unbelievable

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Scoop: Meta plans to test an AI pendant next year as part of a broader wearable push, per an internal memo reviewed by The Information.

The first of 4 new smart glasses its releasing this year (code-named “Modelo") will launch as soon as next month.
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kojima you have to STOP
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"download the app to continue reading" how about you suck my dick
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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