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Maddy, but with a knife 🔪 🎃

@wetsian.bsky.social
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A Midwest gal She/they 🐰 🏳️‍⚧️ 📚

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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i spent my thursday night sculpting 20 creatures so they could sing @themountaingoats.bsky.social. is that okay with everyone
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Our dark work begins again, Baltimore!
A witch girl and a witch cat raise their arms in unison
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
stolen from reddit, who stole it from I dunno where else, sorry but passing on, made me laugh
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
branson is so real for this. swan boy fuckin rocks
panel of an extremely hot and cool gal in a leopard print strapless halter having a very true to life conversation with her "clown prince/perhaps the fool be the wisest of us all??-type boyfriend, off panel
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Her lawsuit didnt hesitate to name & shame" wtf do you think lawsuits are for you sweaty toad
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 27/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Maddy, but with a knife 🔪 🎃 @wetsian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ratboys live show is as good as advertised. Probably the best I’ve seen this year.
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Maddy, but with a knife 🔪 🎃 @wetsian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I should’ve put at least one Sonic on here
Maddy’s 9 games. Final Fantasy IX, Deadly Premonition, Resident Evil 4, Celeste, NBA jam, Dragon Age II, Fallout: New Vegas, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Bloodborne
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Terrible joke that I should be destroyed for, but will nonetheless post due to foolhardy nature: The reason trans women love baseball is because it's the only major sport where there is no passing
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 24/09/2026
bisexical.
bunlith looking very disheveled and blushy in front of a bisexual flag
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On bi visibility day, you should support your favorite bi creators, shitposter, artists and swers So commision us, like our stupid posts, tip us, donate or purchase our services because without you, we are truly fucked. Love you all
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you left out the fifth scenario
President Donald Trump died when he hit a golf ball at a tree and it bounced back and bonked him in the nuts and then the tree fell and squashed him flat and his body hat to be peeled off the fairway

Positive 95%
Negative 7%
Net sentiment +88%
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Maddy, but with a knife 🔪 🎃 @wetsian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is why Guys is for the girls
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
40 year old transgender women are IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Maddy, but with a knife 🔪 🎃 @wetsian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They’d likely be confused by the tits and makeup, but impressed that I learned to smile.
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026
trans people are by and large the working class. we get paid less than cis people overall (trans men make less than cis women, and trans women make less than everyone). we face housing and job discrimination. when will the conmentariat get this into their goddamned heads
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Two black and brown bunnies sit in front of an outdoor hutch.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newspaper headline: WOODLAND FAIRIES DEFEATED IN FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTEST. In the article’s photo we see a man in a sweater vest posing next to his winning arrangement with a 1st place medal around his neck. To his left we see his opponents: a defeated band of woodland fairies with their losing arrangement. They look distraught and confused and they should be, reader. How could this happen to the heavy tournament favorites? They’re woodland fairies. Flowers are their life and yet when it was all on the line, they came up short. The winner was just a floral enthusiast not even a professional florist. A shocking defeat and an inspiring win.
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lol my buddy just sent me another angle and it's somehow even more ridiculous
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah I can tell you're a lifelong Democrat by your willingness to throw marginalized groups under the bus.
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Maddy, but with a knife 🔪 🎃 @wetsian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The soundtrack to the one time I had a wellness check
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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Maddy, but with a knife 🔪 🎃 @wetsian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m happy with this outfit today
A white lady named Maddy in a blue sleeveless dress. She’s smiling while taking a selfie in a full length mirror
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Maddy, but with a knife 🔪 🎃 @wetsian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dream Child tonight.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Maddy, but with a knife 🔪 🎃 @wetsian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What GIF pops up when you type in your name?
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Madeleines Gathered into a Bowl
ALT: Madeleines Gathered into a Bowl
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Maddy, but with a knife 🔪 🎃 @wetsian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Favorite movie that came out when I was 20
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I'm Not The Zodiac
Alt: I'm Not The Zodiac
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Maddy, but with a knife 🔪 🎃 @wetsian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
advertise your account with one (1) simpsons image
Maggie Simpson with a note taped to her saying “I’m a stupid baby”
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 02/09/2026
When you analyze transmisogyny with any degree of rigor, you quickly find that trans women aren't seen or treated as men at all. We're called men to position us as threats, as brutes, as "people who don't experience misogyny" even as people treat us misogynistically, as wretches beneath contempt.
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Maddy, but with a knife 🔪 🎃 @wetsian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I did not expect aquarium guys to be the episode that made my opinions of men somehow sink even lower
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/06/2026
BILL SIMMONS: Okay so you’re saying an HSTS is sort of like your natural athletes. Like a Deion Sanders kind of guy, doesn’t matter what he does, he’s–
ME (inexplicably on the show) -She.
BILL SIMMONS: Right. She’s gonna succeed at whatever it is. Football, baseball. Being a gay guy, being a woman, whatever. She’s hot. She’s desirable. She’s, what’d you call it?
ME: Cunty.
BILL: She’s cunty. Can I say that? We’ll talk about it off mic. But the other ones. AGPs, they’re coachable. They gotta try really hard, but they want it really badly. The will to win. And once they’re at that level, they’ve got a long career ahead of them in coaching. Like a Joe Torre or a Jason Kidd or something.
ME: Exactly.
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Maddy, but with a knife 🔪 🎃 @wetsian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@jazzpomegranate.com your new name is my ex-wife’s name and I had a moment of terror thinking she’d unblocked me on this app the first time I saw ‘reposted by mackenzie’
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Maddy, but with a knife 🔪 🎃 @wetsian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Finally a good match
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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"For the next two minutes, Cloud detailed three issues impacting women that she believes deserve more attention than Freedom: domestic violence, sexual assault and food insecurity." www.nytimes.com/athletic/754...
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Natasha Cloud calls Enes Kanter Freedom ‘irrelevant,’ urges WNBA to ban him league-wide (Gift Article)
“I will talk about real issues that face women, and it’s not our trans human beings,” Cloud said.
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Maddy, but with a knife 🔪 🎃 @wetsian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Plan a horrorfest using only your first name Maximum Overdrive Alien Day of the Dead (85) Evil Dead Lair of the White Worm Exorcist I Saw the TV Glow Nosferatu (22) Evil Dead II
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my FFS is in less than 8 hours. i’m making myself sleep but i’m anxious as hell. this somehow doesn’t feel real yet. for anyone who’d like to donate, here’s my gofundme. everything over my initial goal helps me afford additional recovery time. gofund.me/f3221a178 thank you all so much 🏳️‍⚧️💜🏳️‍⚧️
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Donate to Support Sage's Facial Feminization Surgery, organized by Sage Deviant
On August 26th I'm scheduled for facial feminization surgery. I've been workin… Sage Deviant needs your support for Support Sage's Facial Feminization Surgery
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
be whatever woman you want to be
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
severe-looking middle-aged women, thank you for understanding who loves you
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Now if it gets too real, you can always turn it off”
Hannah Einbender as Kris from Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma runs from a scaaaaaary monster
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Maddy, but with a knife 🔪 🎃 @wetsian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Got back from Camp Miasma and immediately had to start writing my thoughts down. I’m going to be so insufferable about this movie. I’m probably going to see it again tomorrow.
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
maddy is like schrodinger's switch
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/08/2026
"are texas christian nationalists forcing kids to read the bible to give them a thorough education in classical western letters or are they doing it to indoctrinate kids into their fascist death cult" seems like an easy question to answer
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If you're opposed to machine learning making outputs based on training on copyrighted art, I have this thing I call the Chewbacca Test. what if a guy in a monkey suit won a medal and everybody clapped and it was a really positive vibe, and then the monkey yelled? think about that
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