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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️

@pissjester.bsky.social
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put the work in, plant a garden, try to stay afloat

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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 2h
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
old dress new look
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 5h
this experience roman the way it’s bildung my character
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 5h
the new mascot for five guys is a gay polycule of men with PR training
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 5h
just saw couch twink on the couch (natural habitat) wearing the eggy thigh highs
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 6h
I don’t even know what I’m doing
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 6h
yeah whatever of course right
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 7h
do you ever wish you could take your brain out of your head and squish it in between your hands until the grey matter emerges from between your fingers like the limbs of the pokemon “shuckle”
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/10/2026
chat is it good that everyone is crashing out at the same time for one reason or another
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 20h
maybe next time, i shouldn’t– (cacophony of cartoon accoutrements)
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 22h
this shit with my car also meant missing tgirl baseball tn lmao
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 23h
tonight feels like rock bottom, chat, I can’t lie
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
work shift ended and my car won’t start. hahahahahaha
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
some of my coworkers have nicknamed me m-dog or mad dog and,,, is this a micro aggression
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Juniper @gravepixie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
‼️RENT IS OVERDUE‼️ ‼️OUT OF PROPANE‼️ ‼️LOW ON FOOD ‼️ $380/$3,320 EVICTION WILL HAPPEN IF I CAN’T PAY TODAY I have a landlord who doesn’t accept late rent anymore. If I pay a day late (the 3rd) it’s a $350 fee and if I surpass that we’ll be evicted. I’m still without a car so we’ll be stranded.
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
on the spectrum of energy drink tranny to soda tranny,
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
reactivated for the display name change only
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びがぁ @vigwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
またあした。
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they’re hanging me upside down and draining me of my blood like a pig today. wait, TODAY? (gulp) hey boss? yeah, you’re gonna need to find someone to cover my shift tomorrow
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YOU SHOULD FUCKING LOVE UNDERTALE THEN AND YET
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
put the work in. plant a garden. try to stay afloat.
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and you’re brave so i’m brave (or i’m trying, anyway)
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You’re the Reason I Don’t Want the World to End
The Wonder Years · The Hum Goes on Forever · Song · 2022
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m trying so hard not to make an irresponsible choice right now
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may @maysuser.name · 24/09/2026
presented without context
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 29/10/2024
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
better days ahead (sometime) (so I’ve been told)
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 14/11/2025
transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sometimes i worry im not actually cut out for all of this (gesturing vaguely at transness)
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
normalize giving me $100
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Lexi @transcinderella.com · 27/09/2026
Every time I see a YouTube title that goes “Is [game/series] still worth playing?” I want to throat punch the creator repeatedly. Questioning if a person’s (or collection of people’s) art is worthless is such a dogshit concept. It is deeply insulting to humanity that the genre exists.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
* I... I'm scared... * It's getting harder and harder * To just stand there smiling all the time. * To be the one * Pretending I'm not afraid, too.
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tried to write a post on alt and it autocorrected a particular phrase to “milk myself” instead lol
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it feels like i’m wrapped in some kind of packaging that I can’t tear off myself but if I could it would feel sooooo good
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
holding or being held right now would go so hard
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a band named beautiful women
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
everybody’s got that one friend who’s doomed for eternity
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i am i am all of me
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my zen is an oscillating fan
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
high level Posting in pvp enabled microblogging wilderness
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i don’t watch drag race, does ru paul say things like “fag it, tranny”. asking for a post
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Keira Chimera @keira.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
they're spreading the gore of my profane form across the heavens tomorrow
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The Wonder Years Lyrics Every Hour @wonderyearslyrics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Madelyn, I share your hate for this world we're in but it makes me a better man. It's an excuse that you make.
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
mtg girls love when the photographer post they pics from they mtg event
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
good video :)
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Shuffle T's Identity Crisis
YouTube video by Battle Rap In Focus
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FEARBALL @bladeeburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
guys, head in the ceiling fan
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a spoopy red rock 🕷️ @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
public universal failure (me)
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
breaking news: rotating women in my mind
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i never want to go into work in the morning and then i do and my job is easy and fulfilling and everyone i work with loves me actually
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maddy ghoulpants 🏳️‍⚧️ @pissjester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
don’t look down, you’ll be ashamed of the time that you wasted worrying how much longer it might take to get off the ground
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