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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 6h
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Teaching the new intern all the keyboard shortcuts except for one that I can use to defeat him if he ever chooses to betray me
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The magnificence of the mushroom
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I'm studying biotech and every time someone brings up mushrooms our current professeor will look either extremely excited or pained and go, "listen, mushrooms are neither plants nor animals nor something inbetween. We do not know what they are. Some are immortal. Some produce life-saving substances some are so closely related to humans that eating them may cause an allergic reaction against your own body. I cannot teach you about the mushrooms.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 4h
LOL
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
the top 38 accounts that fucking suck
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The people making generative AI are in a millenarian cult based on a Harry Potter fanfic and heavily subsidized by Jeff Epstein in its beginning, that is a death cult by day and a rape cult by night. And they make zero effort to hide any of this, they count on you going no fucking way that's weird
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me, Doing a chore that I knew was going to make me pissed off at my fiance: man, im really pissed off at my fiance right now.
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Grief is so fucking weird, im just in the middle of the work day feeling a hole in my chest and rereading my dad's old texts to me.
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
good lord what is happening in there www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
sfgate.com
Elizabeth Holmes documentary gets an R rating for graphic nudity
Director Nathan Fielder was apparently invited by Holmes to live in a guest room at her Calif. home.
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading new pics, describe your gender
Morton salt advertisement from life magazine that reads simply "She was there when life was created." Over the Morton salt girl logo
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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the famous Mr Hot Dog laying in bed listening to his tunes, outstretched, where once there had only been Gregor Samsa
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very fun how Americans are always “remember Tiananmen Square” and never “remember Kent state”
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep driving past gas stations for work and going into a blind rage.
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key @lefttwix.com · 12/09/2026
oh fuck babe, you’re gonna make me let it linger all over the place
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
A painting of a round cat with small ears in a McDonald’s fry bag
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I see yer ma's got a new warning sign
Sign on a funfair ride that states 'this is a boisterous ride'
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 12/09/2026
i really love to gaze across the autumn sky on a clear windless night and take in the breathtaking beauty of the drone-powered qr codes laid upon the firmament
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why the fuck is Ted Cruz on ESPN?
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love seeing a random blip from a side of a random I've never considered. What if bugs bunny and wilee coyote were gay lovers in 1950's vegas? Incredible. Thank you. New thoughts.
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've been reading the wheel of time. I'll be honest my rate is 1 book a year. My fiance tells me ill be 45 when I finish. I get mad at him for this. Such is the n a ture of love.
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ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔤 @halgalaz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
depths of the overgrowth #oc #art #doodle
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jason Mendoza from The Good Place smiles
Alt: Jason Mendoza from The Good Place smiles
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 12/09/2026
or you can just look away and let this woman enjoy her fucking flight
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
he is sitting with me
black bird sitting on an airport seat
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Theranos 2 just dropped
Screenshot of a website for Rythm, claiming to be "the world's easiest blood test" showing a very small vial of blood. Advertised as a at-home blood test
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 11/09/2026
Um. It was just months ago the DOJ claimed "become ungovernable" was an antifa slogan worthy of conspiracy charges. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Fifteen people charged over alleged interference in Minnesota immigration crackdown
Prosecutors claim defendants were part of Minneapolis-based ‘antifa’ groups that ‘violently oppose’ law enforcement
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There is no where busier than a Walmart in a Trump +15 town in the middle of the day on a thursday
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pat | COMMISSIONS OPEN @patsux.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
💐🌿🌼🌱🌻🌺
Drawing of a man in a greenhouse, illustrated using ballpoint pens, and colored pencils. He is wearing specs, a sling bag, an ID, and he is writing on his notebook. Behind him are potted plants, hanging vases, an entire rack filled with flowers and plants, and a cart beside him is filled with gardening tools.
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Woke up this morning to find out they put a nearly nudes thirst trap of Hasan up on the jumbotron at the rnc???? These people are fucking freaks and want to ruin everyone elses lives because of their weird fucking fetishes that they refuse to keep to themselves
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not a fan of regular true crime, but I am a huge fan of financial crimes true crime. Elizabeth Holmes is my white whale.
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Physical therapist gave me the instructions for my exercises and said "there's an app... if you're into apps"
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
Me: HBO Max is now Max. Maximilien Robespierre. Robes, like a monk wears. USA Network’s Monk. Monkey see, monkey do. Do or die. Only the good die young. Goodyear blimp. The Hindenburg disaster. Led Zeppelin. Lead pipes. Pipe organ. Viktor Orbán. My followers: So awesome, king! Speak truth to power!
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
That’s Smee in the corner
famous music video with first mate schee in the corner
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can't believe the dems are getting 9/11 remembrance in the divorce
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love that everyone is insane now
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yes Mr. President, its a very good idea to ban the favored whiskey of the trailer park population. Yes, the Midwest small bar patrons will absolutely love this. Yes the peach verison is supposed to come in to season soon, very smart it will really show the Canadians, will not cost the midterms
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Merc with a 🫦 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hell yeah 🍌🖖🏻
The viral Banana Bread Interpretive Dance but now it’s with Saavik. #StarTrek #StarTrekDay
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You guys ever notice that for the last 30 years the only trials that get widespread national attention are the ones where women are presumed guilty by the public?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hello im the CEO and i can’t do anything without the support of the simpering vizier that lives in the computer. in order to keep collecting an offensively meager paycheck you too must consult the vizier regularly. don’t worry he has lots of uses other than just hopefully putting you out of a job
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
LIFE AT 40 "I am forty. I have wrinkles and grey hair and I would have a walking stick to help me walk." Rita Monaghan, 9 "I am forty. I am turning old. I just left work because I cannot manage going up and down hills. I know I will soon die." Jennifer Turner, 8

"I am forty. I have wrinkles and grey hair and I would have a walking stick to help me walk."
Rita Monaghan, 9

"I am forty. I am turning old. I just left work because I cannot manage going up and down hills. I know I will soon die."
Jennifer Turner, 8
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the leaf enjoyer will soon roll again
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 07/09/2026
did Elizabeth Holmes effectively utilize tboy swag by scamming millions out of investors
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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ash! @spaceash.es · 06/09/2026
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh thank you I'd love to come to your wedding where you're the only person I know and everyone else is family and has group to talk to and you're preoccupied the whole time. Hell yes!
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And she is 3 apples tall
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wermed.bsky.social @wermed.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The man who played Robin in the 1960's Batman TV show grew up to be an animal rights activist helping rescue large breed dogs (Thank you Burt Ward)
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