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Wellard

@welly.bsky.social
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Everything I do, I do for satire

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Wellard @welly.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
do yall gotta do this shit too or is it just because I live in hell (🇬🇧)
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Wellard @welly.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Heated Rivalry brought all the Fujoshis out
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 05/01/2026
putting my penis in this would feel so good
a model of big bang and galactic expansion
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Wuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Pokémon is lowkey the Taylor Swift of gaming but I’m not allowed to say that
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Wuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Im not sorry Drown yourself
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
With Pete Davidson getting a big check to do the Riyadh Comedy Festival, the Saudis are finally paying reparations for 9/11. And jokes like that aren’t allowed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
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whatevernevermind @whatevernevermind.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Friday 🦈
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Wellard @welly.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
MONTOYA
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
man is to post what monkey is to banana
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edward elric @cruelangeltwink.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Sex is really just maximizing your joint naked slay
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/01/2025
it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Fellas you have no excuse they’re horny posting about a literal monster corpse guy
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Wellard @welly.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
his looks were never in question it was everything else
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prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
they should make a circumcised dick with foreskin
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Wellard @welly.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
big dick, bigger dreams 🌈
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
i'm shadowbanned from the local pub
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Pierre! :D @pierreeverywhr.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
one thing about a f@gg0t travelling in business class on a plane is that he’s gotta let everyone know about it on social media
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sai @saiboy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
it’s not an open relationship it’s a group project baby just call it for what it is, don’t be shy
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
you know I think I’m a pretty corny and cringe guy but I don’t really care. I like it! I like feeling things and being hokey and overly sentimental. sorry haters
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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Y'all fw the milkwalker or nah
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Matty Ray @mattysmalls.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Me and who??
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I am going to build a Jurassic Park for banned vape flavors.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
rap beefs ending in litigation. my god. everything is dumber now, every beautiful color is faded, everything once tragic is now farce.
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Still Jake Gyllenhole 😙 @lobotomizedgay.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Gays coming home for thanksgiving and taking hole pics in front of their gamgam’s mirror
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sam @boyonboy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Kind of horny boots… slaay
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 24/11/2024
yeah i'm resisting. resisting the urge to blow a fat fucking load!!!!! #edging #goonernation
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Wellard @welly.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
need to scream at the top of my lungs in an empty field and then get fucked incredibly hard
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
everybody's pissed at me for opening the gates of hell even though barely any hell got out
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 24/11/2024
my followers dads could beat up your followers dads
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I used to work in mysterious ways but now I'm unemployed.
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tyler @cyberpunkwarlok.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
i am thinking about him forever and always
THE MOTHERFUCKIN IRON BULL
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Wellard @welly.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times, I long for the American sublime!
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Wellard @welly.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
the voices have won, I want denim shorts
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
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Wuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
No babe I love yours the big accounts scare me
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Wellard @welly.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I used to be an evil twink now I’m just some guy
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Wellard @welly.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I long for the American sublime
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Patrick @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
For all the horror baddies
A thing made to look like the necronomicon broh
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I mean look I’m a communist so the idea of “minimum wage” makes me want to pull my hair out and beat someone over the head with a copy of Capital but… at this point it should be like $40 an hour
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