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Horror and speculative fiction enthusiast. He/him.

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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 13h
10/10 #scryfallrandom goes insanely hard on name and art only to have an eh ability
Horror of Horrors
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Enchantment

Sacrifice a Swamp: Regenerate target black creature. (The next time that creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)

“And a horror of outer darkness after,/ And dust returneth to dust again.”
—Adam Lindsay Gordon, The Swimmer

Illustrated by Mark Tedin
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 09/10/2026
She's awake. Knights of Guinevere EPISODE 2 IS OUT NOW
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 06/10/2026
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What if this horror story about a fucked up weirdo was about a nice lady instead? What if it had a happy ending where a non-profit saves the world? Jesus just write Nicholas Sparks novels and get out of horror.
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
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Upsetting Pyramid in the Distance @weirdpyramid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SPOOKY SEASON DAY 8 The Evil Within
Screenshot from the video game 'The Evil Within,' depicting the protagonist Sebastian Castellanos (a stock Hardened Detective type, down to the stubble and suit vest) walking through a crumbling brick basement toward hanging cuts of flesh and a phonograph.
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Upsetting Pyramid in the Distance @weirdpyramid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SPOOKY SEASON DAY 7 It Came from Outer Space
Image from the 1953 movie 'It Came from Outer Space.' Filmed in black and white. A tiny figure, almost in silhouette, stands in front of a huge sphere covered in hexagonal panels.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"God, he eats like a pig." "I don't know. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck."
Season 8 / Episode 23
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Upsetting Pyramid in the Distance @weirdpyramid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SPOOKY SEASON DAY 6 Men
Image from the movie 'Men,' depicting a woman in silhouette in front of a yawning tunnel. Behind her stretches a path through a vibrant green forest.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Throwback to when I made a Simpsons take on Skinamarink by editing backgrounds from the show
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Upsetting Pyramid in the Distance @weirdpyramid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SPOOKY SEASON DAY 5 Death of a Unicorn
Screenshot from the movie 'Death of a Unicorn,' depicting a rough-looking teenage girl being menaced by the immense jaws of a decidedly malevolent but largely unseen unicorn.
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Upsetting Pyramid in the Distance @weirdpyramid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
SPOOKY SEASON DAY 4 Finishing Resident Evil: Requiem
Image from the video game 'Resident Evil: Requiem,' depicting an up-close view of an evil child with red eyes, pallid skin, and an ugly set of sutures surrounding their bald head.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 16/07/2026
The bloody zombie from Castlevania symphony of the night, with greenish armor and brandishing a bloody sword, is using a hastily made speech bubble to quote post the below text.
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Upsetting Pyramid in the Distance @weirdpyramid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SPOOKY SEASON DAY 3 Halloween III: Season of the Witch
Image from the movie 'Halloween III: Season of the Witch,' depicting many old-style televisions displaying an image of a dancing jack-o-lantern.
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Upsetting Pyramid in the Distance @weirdpyramid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SPOOKY SEASON DAY 2 Continuing Resident Evil: Requiem
Screenshot from the video game 'Resident Evil: Requiem,' depicting a giant black spider descending from an underpass.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sure they're just illegally cutting lawfully appropriated funding to vital science research and stuff but at least we are getting weird television ads where an insanely racist old man says something about globalists for that money instead
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
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Upsetting Pyramid in the Distance @weirdpyramid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SPOOKY SEASON COMMENCE! DAY 1: HORROR VIDEO GAME SPECTACULAR Doom 3 Look Outside Labyrinth of the Demon King Resident Evil: Requiem
Screenshot from the video game 'Doom 3.'Screenshot from the body/cosmic horror video game 'Look Outside.'Intentionally grainy screenshot from the video game 'Labyrinth of the Demon King.'Screenshot from the video game 'Resident Evil: Requiem,' depicting the hulking, shrieking form of the invincible stalker creature known as The Girl.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Incredibly good stuff here: defector.com/resident-evi...
defector.com
Accept The Expanding Ball Of Infected Corpses You Cannot Change | Defector
“Here are the main things you need to know about the Resident Evil games,” I explained to my friend Liz over the nonsense of the Digger trailer. “There’s a big outbreak of some kind of mutagenic virus...
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"who is this fool" "thats mr bean, roland. he is a tv character from a nation over seas" "he has forgotten the face of his father"
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tech ceos are openly salivating about the idea of kids losing basic literacy and numeracy. this tells you pretty much all you need to know
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
Zelda
28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
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play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The two warring sex cults that rule America are fighting
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026
Casper Recalls Mattresses That Won’t Stop Expanding When Unboxed theonion.com/casper-recalls-mattres…
Casper Recalls Mattresses That Won’t Stop Expanding When Unboxed
Foam Grows Uncontrollably Through House And Beyond
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Our natural world
A long-snouted, hairy creature with an eye on the bottom of its face sniffs around some garbage in an alley. photo by @barkmouchard !A hairy monstrous creature with a humanoid face approaches a fence at night.a humanoid figure with a face made up of giant staring eyes stands in a hallway. Photo by @hellobooze !A photo of a road taken from inside a car. A gigantic creature looms in the distance.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust theonion.com/americans-fondly-recal…
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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Valheim @valheimgame.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We’re proud to announce that #Valheim 1.0 is out now! Gather your friends, sharpen your axes and check out the patch notes below. We’ll see you in the tenth realm! valheim.com/news/valheim...
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I bet vortigaunt food tastes good as hell. Imagine those guys making a gumbo.
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One of my fave micro-genres of horror is "unspeakable thing trying really hard to pass for something normal, and getting it like 87% right." Stephen King's "From a Buick 8." The backrooms. Ancient fables where the devil/witches look human except for one hoof. Mimicry is predator stuff. OMINOUS.
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Andy Khouri @andykhouri.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Something we’ve lost in those 25 years is what Adult Swim really defined, a thrilling sense of weirdness where you really believed the bosses must have no fucking idea what’s actually on their network in the middle of the night. More than any one show, that FEELING was most influential on me.
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fantastic Comics 4 (3107)
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the springfieldianville horror @springfieldians.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 31/08/2026
Always helpful to remember that from the perspective of the "anti-woke gaming" content creator, hours a viewer spends actually playing games are hours they're not spending watching anti-woke gaming content. Games aren't their hobby, they are their competition
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the buggy whip thing is correct on some level which is to say, the promised apocalyptic disruption of work and labor from AI, if delivered, will indeed lead to new professions being born, and others revived. such as cutpurse, footpad, roving tough, and road agent
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
[pedaling the peloton bike next to Jim Jordan in the House Gym] that Hasan Picker is real freak bastard, huh
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 27/08/2026
RIP Peter Cullen (1941-2026) Optimus Prime. King Kong. Gremlins. Knight Rider. Voltron. Voyage of the Rock Aliens. Treasure Planet. Yogi and the Invasion of the Space Bears. Winnie the Pooh. TMNT. Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers. IGPX: Immortal Grand Prix. Invincible. Optimus Prime. Predator.
Peter Cullen and Optimus Prime
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Actor Tim Curry has died at 80, TMZ reports
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Actor Tim Curry Dead at 80
Tim Curry -- the legendary film and TV actor best known for playing Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the cult classic "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" -- has died ... TMZ has learned.
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People Magazine @people.com · 25/08/2026
🔗: bit.ly/4qC1fWV Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video. 📷: Getty
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The same story repeats itself everywhere in the culture: dumb rich guys who don't know what anything is or does, who are too lazy/smug to learn and ideologically committed to the idea that everything they don't control is Woke Bullshit, wrecking stuff on principle. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/25/w...
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How U.S.-Canada Tariff Negotiations Turned Into an All-Out Trade War
Detailed accounts of the final hours of the negotiations show that, while the United States offered Canada what it said was the best deal of any country, what Canada had to give up in exchange was see...
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