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Faex Machina

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Bald guy Sic semper tyrannis

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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In the 25 years since 9/11, the United States has spent $8 trillion+ on wars that have taken millions of lives in the name of fighting "terror." Can you imagine if we had instead invested those funds here on climate, health care, housing, and education?
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the biggest presidential scandal in history. jeffrey epstein was a close friend and business associate of trump and they did crimes together! against children! its all pretty much out in the open now but its a smaller story than hillary's email server was for some reason
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Actually, immigration laws are bullshit & we don’t need them. Handle immigrants who commit actual crimes the same way you handle anyone else who commits crimes (immigrants objectively commit less crime). If it’s one of the really bad ones, ban them, but focus border security on stopping trafficking.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Class and dignity. Remember that?
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad. Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 17/04/2026
Vonnegut: 1965
Hello babies.
Welcome to Earth.
It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded.
On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-God damn it, you've got to be kind.
KURT VONNEGUT
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max @mxhc.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
2026 raiders QB room
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.
An adult man named Esoteric Jeff claiming The Onion would be out of business by 2025.A series of other guys with names like Esoteric Jeff giving The Onion 12 months to live.The Onion being named one of the most innovative companies of 2026.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/02/2026
one thing the trump era has made clear, i think, is that the american people themselves are far more committed to the values of our founding documents than our elites
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/01/2026
To those blaming Walz for not mobilizing the Guard, he did that six days ago. I have to say it's disturbing to see people angry at Walz instead of the government agents that just executed a man. As though we should all be experts about what to do when a secret police force invades an American city.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/01/2026
The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 16/01/2026
Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system against your opponents is an authoritarian tactic. The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/01/2026
Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Amanda Gorman wrote this poem for Renee Good and that’s it for me tonight.
Post from Amanda Gorman’s Instagram that says 

amandascgorman
Minneapolis, Minnesota
For Renee Nicole Good
Killed by ICE. on January 7, 2026
by Amanda Gorman
They say she is no more, That there her absence roars, Blood-blown like a rose.
Iced wheels flinched & froze.
Now, bare riot of candles, Dark fury of flowers, Pure howling of hymns.
If for us she arose,
Somewhere, in the pitched deep of our grief, Crouches our power,
The howl where we begin,
Straining upon the edge of the crooked crater Of the worst of what we've been.
Change is only possible, & all the greater, When the labour
& bitter anger of our neighbors
Is moved by the love
* better angels of our nature.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We have to impeach him.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
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Lisa Fung @lisafung.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
This photo of @kim.senate.gov clearing trash in the Capitol rotunda after the Jan. 6 attack was, for many, the first 'introduction' to the senator from New Jersey. How fortunate we are to have elected officials like Andy Kim, who continue to protect our country and Constitution
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Trump just pissed away $40 BILLION of your money to prop up a South American clown’s clown car economy For context, the US has given $140B total to Ukraine, most of which stayed in our country to buy weapons from US manufacturers $40B. Pissed away. Gone. For nothing Btw, release Epstein files
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Faex Machina @weepil.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I believe that anyone can claim to have subpar golfing skills, regardless of skill level.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 04/10/2025
This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Toddler jumping into a ball pit ass throw
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ThinkingPie @more314159.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
If you don't sign the petition, we know you stand with pedophiles. Your shame is without bounds. #NameTheNames #ReleaseALLOfTheInformation #ThereIsElectronicMediaToRelease
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Fantastic. Let’s release *all* the files and expose everyone in them, regardless of political party. This isn’t a left vs right issue, it’s a basic human decency issue.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Wake up Democratic Party old guard establishment. This isn’t about New York City. This is the way the wind is blowing. Step aside for young people who this country will need over the next several decades long after you are gone. Enough with your egos and the big money interests.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/01/2025
I just want to say for the record that when the history books are written centuries from now, I believe the election of Donald Trump in a free and fair election in 2024 will go down as one of the most senseless and self-destructive own goals in human history
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Hey, Mike. As someone whose wife barely survived an assassination attempt, let me tell you: Your joke isn't funny and you have an entire state to apologize to.
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Every new detail we learn about the Minnesota shooter makes the people claiming he worked for Tim Walz look like jackasses—especially Mike Lee, who should resign. He’s a disgrace to the people of Utah for spreading lies and encouraging violence.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/06/2025
This is an egregiously shameful tweet from a US senator
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Faex Machina @weepil.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Proud of those who showed up in Provo, UT today!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I’m begging politicians to stop saying “Let me be clear” at the beginning of every statement. “At the end of the day” can go too.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
real bummer finding out that literally everything was on the honor system this whole time
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I don’t understand why the Democratic message isn’t: “Fuck yes we support trans people for the same reasons we protect farmers and parents and truckers and veterans. Because we support ALL Americans.”
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
There is one place, however, where Musk, with the help of his minions, achieved his goals. He did indeed shred U.S.A.I.D. Though a rump operation is now operating inside the State Department, the administration says that it has terminated more than 80 percent of U.S.A.I.D. grants. Brooke Nichols, an associate professor of global health at Boston University, has estimated that these cuts have already resulted in about 300,000 deaths, most of them of children, and will most likely lead to significantly more by the end of the year. That is what Musk’s foray into politics accomplished.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Congrats to all Republicans and 16 Democrats for passing the Bribing The President Is Legal Now Act. A cool side effect of this bill is it makes it considerably easier for your kid to buy fentanyl-laced narcotics from a new class of predators on Minecraft, also likely created by this bill.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Me if I ever see Tony Hawk: Hey you’re Tony Hawk the famous skateboarder. That’s right I recognise you. Won’t be able to get any content out of this will you, you piece of shit
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The Trump family's crypto business just got a huge $2 billion investment from a UAE government-backed firm. We are witnessing a foreign government effectively bribe the President of the United States — right out in the open. Hello?
rollingstone.com
Trump Crypto Corruption Intensifies as Abu Dhabi Firm Invests $2 Billion
President Donald Trump and his family are deeply involved in the world of cryptocurrency as his administration seeks to
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
How does laying off FDA an this "make America health again"? Cartoon by Dennis Goris.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 03/05/2025
This May 22 dinner is a high crime and misdemeanor. A president of the United States can’t use the office to enrich himself in this way, from potentially anonymous donors for whom he might do favors. This is as textbook as corruption gets.
newrepublic.com
Trump Just Did the Most Corrupt Thing Any President Has Ever Done
He’s using the White House to get rich from anonymous investors—and it’s hardly even a news story.
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Who else AGREES with Pedro?! 🤚
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 20/04/2025
This is literally a direct quote from over the top villain Jafar in Disney's Aladdin lmfao
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