Reposted by Faex Machinam @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me 22352893 0
Faex Machina @weepil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s called world of warcraft, maybe you’ve nerd of it? 030 0
Faex Machina @weepil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comViva La Revolucion One Battle After AnotherALT: Viva La Revolucion One Battle After Another 0110 0
Faex Machina @weepil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comAdam Sandler: I'm Sorry Baby, I Didn't Mean ThatAlt: Adam Sandler: I'm Sorry Baby, I Didn't Mean That 010 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In the 25 years since 9/11, the United States has spent $8 trillion+ on wars that have taken millions of lives in the name of fighting "terror." Can you imagine if we had instead invested those funds here on climate, health care, housing, and education? 481127893762 0
Faex Machina @weepil.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I envy you, I live in Utah and this is the least Utah post in the world 010 0
Reposted by Faex Machinamtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026the biggest presidential scandal in history. jeffrey epstein was a close friend and business associate of trump and they did crimes together! against children! its all pretty much out in the open now but its a smaller story than hillary's email server was for some reason 181670340 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaHunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Actually, immigration laws are bullshit & we don’t need them. Handle immigrants who commit actual crimes the same way you handle anyone else who commits crimes (immigrants objectively commit less crime). If it’s one of the really bad ones, ban them, but focus border security on stopping trafficking. 828943 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Class and dignity. Remember that? 753046455 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad. Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy. 686231117181 0
Faex Machina @weepil.bsky.social · 02/05/2026media.tenor.combart simpson is giving a thumbs up in front of a mountainALT: bart simpson is giving a thumbs up in front of a mountain 000 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaHigh Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 17/04/2026Vonnegut: 1965 12608150 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion. 471293923396 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied, 9185851058 0
Reposted by Faex Machinamore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 03/09/2023dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia 141508239 0
Reposted by Faex Machinajamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/02/2026one thing the trump era has made clear, i think, is that the american people themselves are far more committed to the values of our founding documents than our elites 7656141061 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/01/2026To those blaming Walz for not mobilizing the Guard, he did that six days ago. I have to say it's disturbing to see people angry at Walz instead of the government agents that just executed a man. As though we should all be experts about what to do when a secret police force invades an American city. 1403281057661 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/01/2026The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman. 1026233296808 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaGovernor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 16/01/2026Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system against your opponents is an authoritarian tactic. The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her. 1058244807842 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/01/2026Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait. 553230916926 0
Faex Machina @weepil.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I assume that’s what they meant by E Pluribus Unum all those years ago, right? 010 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaElizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Amanda Gorman wrote this poem for Renee Good and that’s it for me tonight. 142125864647 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15918746021343 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote. 739397569388 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026We have to impeach him. 631192772992 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/01/2026In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out. 9888962134 0
Faex Machina @weepil.bsky.social · 26/12/2025"I think in his heart, Frodo's still in love with the Shire. The woods, the fields. Little fuckin' rivers." 180 0
Faex Machina @weepil.bsky.social · 21/12/2025The real tragedy is that he’s a bottom, but that makes love too dangerous 010 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaLisa Fung @lisafung.bsky.social · 17/12/2025This photo of @kim.senate.gov clearing trash in the Capitol rotunda after the Jan. 6 attack was, for many, the first 'introduction' to the senator from New Jersey. How fortunate we are to have elected officials like Andy Kim, who continue to protect our country and Constitution 221651311 0
Faex Machina @weepil.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I actually meant Xavier Worthy, but this is funny, too. 000 0
Faex Machina @weepil.bsky.social · 18/11/2025media.tenor.coma football player named rashee rice celebrates a touchdown with his teammatesALT: a football player named rashee rice celebrates a touchdown with his teammates 110 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaPat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Trump just pissed away $40 BILLION of your money to prop up a South American clown’s clown car economy For context, the US has given $140B total to Ukraine, most of which stayed in our country to buy weapons from US manufacturers $40B. Pissed away. Gone. For nothing Btw, release Epstein files 57833 0
Faex Machina @weepil.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I believe that anyone can claim to have subpar golfing skills, regardless of skill level. 000 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 04/10/2025This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will. 1410237027301 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Toddler jumping into a ball pit ass throw 20100869 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaThinkingPie @more314159.bsky.social · 04/09/2025If you don't sign the petition, we know you stand with pedophiles. Your shame is without bounds. #NameTheNames #ReleaseALLOfTheInformation #ThereIsElectronicMediaToRelease 0153 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Fantastic. Let’s release *all* the files and expose everyone in them, regardless of political party. This isn’t a left vs right issue, it’s a basic human decency issue. 2113677862 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaJen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Wake up Democratic Party old guard establishment. This isn’t about New York City. This is the way the wind is blowing. Step aside for young people who this country will need over the next several decades long after you are gone. Enough with your egos and the big money interests. 420140102620 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/01/2025I just want to say for the record that when the history books are written centuries from now, I believe the election of Donald Trump in a free and fair election in 2024 will go down as one of the most senseless and self-destructive own goals in human history 1477340585163 0
Reposted by Faex MachinaCaptain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Hey, Mike. As someone whose wife barely survived an assassination attempt, let me tell you: Your joke isn't funny and you have an entire state to apologize to. 414128603409 0
