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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I ran by the Whitman plaque in Dumbo that quotes “Crossing Brooklyn Ferry” this morning and reread it when I got to work…very beautiful to me. Whitman still hits hard when you’re a midwit
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Altarpiece of Sant Pere, by Pere Mates 1500-50
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 26/01/2025
Fuck it AJ out there somewhere --Jalen Hurts
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Vishnu @iamvishnurajan.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
#Eagles
Stonks meme but with "Eagles" instead of "stonks"

The meme itself is a robot type looking guy in a suit, mildly smiling, with the background of stock prices and a better orange arrow pointing upwards
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving
A hog from a 19th century portrait, expanded and edited so that it stars in the New York City Thanksgiving parade. It is being carried by a group of Ronald McDonalds (which doesn't make sense, but does make sense because the original image was of a Ronald McDonald float).
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Ravenswood Darksword says, thankful for porno! lol. Barbie-Anne Whittles-Mock responds, Jason please.. think of how you were broight up.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 20/11/2024
Dallas Gouda Cole Halloumi Feta Cox Moses Mahon
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Treyf Posting 🤌 @postingtreyf.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 19/11/2024
Cowboys graphic:
Last 6 home games including playoffs 
2:15 time with lead
109:02 time down 20+ points
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 18/11/2024
it made me sad for a moment to think about how there are probably people out there that don't know there is a whole fake netflix site full of the fictional movies and shows referenced within movies and shows nestflix.fun/the-rural-ju...
nestflix.fun
The Rural Juror — Nestflix
The story of a lawyer in the American South named Constance Justice. Based on the popular novel by Kevin Grisham.
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Alyssa 🍁 @alyssagambone.northsky.social · 19/11/2024
In honor of the Cowboys MNF appearance, here is my favorite Dallas fun fact. The Canadian men's national soccer team (1) has more quarterfinal wins at AT&T Stadium than the Dallas Cowboys do (0).
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 18/11/2024
Happy birthday to Jamie Moyer imo
Jamie Moyer #50 pitching for the Phillies
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Avi Wolfman-Arent @avi-wa.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Good Morning. Here's a headline from today's Philadelphia Inquirer 50 years ago:
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 18/11/2024
Hootie and the Blowhards
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 18/11/2024
This is so funny. See those suspiciously even claw marks on the car interior? Sure looks like they made them with the bear claws that the cops photographed with the costume
A bear costume lying on the floor in someone's hallway, along with two giant bear paws (fuzzy, part of the costume) and two bear claw-shaped tools that are used to pull barbecued meat
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A friend told me about this one and I didn’t believe her until I tried it myself
Google’s AI result for “salt pork substitute kosher” says “if you’re looking for a kosher substitute for salt pork, you can try pancetta or bacon.”
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 18/11/2024
A month ago Google told me any factorials over 170! result in an infinite number
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 18/11/2024
If Josh Allen were my dumb, impulsive, but truly inspired quarterback, I would adore his whole thing. I would have a jersey, I would be in the cult
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 18/11/2024
Bills mafia going absolutely ballistic right now, what a fuckin play
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 17/11/2024
everyone should watch living superhero Marta clown on 4 different people en route to a goal in the NWSL semifinals. she's still got it
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Bluesky servers the first NFL Sunday after a huge migration of sports accounts
Column breaking apart held by tape
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 17/11/2024
Buffalo is the one NFL fanbase that might (might!) be even crazier than us imo
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 17/11/2024
I love Doug P but when the CBS score ticker, not known for editorializing, calls your team "woeful," you're COOKED
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 17/11/2024
I never liked Cris Collinsworth but "double doink" is the best spontaneous phrase I've heard any announcer say live. a perfect coinage.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 17/11/2024
Cloning dinosaurs in order to serve their meat at a fancy Rittenhouse restaurant: Jurassic Parc
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 17/11/2024
I appreciate the sentiment but this is pretty rich coming from Cicero, who was not at *all* satisfied to live a quiet life in the countryside while everyone else jockeyed for power and status
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Hot Little Mongoose (aka Stacey) @hlmongoose.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Sharing again for those just joining the friendlier skies.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 17/11/2024
ok well at least Tucker has an extra point in him
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I probably say this once a season, but I will never stop taking absolute delight in the fact that there is a wide receiver named Amon-Ra Julian Heru John St. Brown. And THEN being reminded that his brother is Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. St. Brown. Annnd that they have a brother named Osiris.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 17/11/2024
sucks that Taylor Fritz made it all the way to a big tournament final only to lose to Jannik Sinner in straight sets *again*. at least he beat Zverev though
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 17/11/2024
Does Justin Tucker have whatever brainworm infected Jake Elliott
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 17/11/2024
"Neutral zone infraction" sounds like the only football penalty the Romulans would do, but NOT the only one the Klingons would do
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Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
amazing
vintage advertisement for Wheaties breakfast cereal, featuring a blue-toned photo of a woman beside a lion. overhead text reads: "Maria Rasputin: Europe's Sensational Wild Animal Trainer--Fearless Daughter of Russia's Mad Monk." beneath this, more text: "A Breakfast of Champions: Plenty of Milk or Cream and Sugar and Some Kind of Fruit." a separate speech bubble reads: "To Start The Day Right, I Always Recommend Wheaties."
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The Delicate Balance of BlueSky.
Fighting meme with a bunch of political ideologies going at it, while someone representing Eagles fans ignores them.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
when people say "oh we gotta keep the tent open and yes they are bigoted but we should still have a dialogue," get a life. Would you actively have a conversation with a Dallas Cowboys fan???
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 16/11/2024
PHILADELPHIA SPORTS COMMUNITY HANDLES: birds: gobirds.online fightins: fightins.online flyers: goflyers.online sixers: gosixers.online union: doop.monster
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 16/11/2024
ok I love having the gobirds handle thank u @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
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gobirds.online - get your community handle for Bluesky
get your own gobirds.online handle
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
i love philly
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Brooke Jarvis @brookejarvis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
A map of flight paths emanating from breeding colony of gulls, with this caption: Early on, LifeWatch noticed something odd. Most gulls were making daily trips to Mouscron, a city on the French border 65 km away. They went to investigate and found the birds bingeing on discarded snacks at the Roger & Roger potato factory.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 16/11/2024
frankly I agree. Harris’s failure proves we need to ditch far leftist Liz Cheney and embrace a moderate working class agenda (Medicare for all, child allowance, tax billionaires)
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 15/11/2024
Doubles, perfect hair
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 15/11/2024
finally deleted my twitter account
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 15/11/2024
Lots of KD bangers but this one is underrated
Amber Rose: Can't wait to take this dress off its so tight around my stomach its crushin my baby makers. (Ovaries) 
Kevin Durant: @DaRealAmberRose I kno this is random but I seen u in LA and u got the meanest bald head ever!!! Better than mj, Charles Barkley n all dem!!
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 15/11/2024
One of my great-great-(...) uncles was a minor Hudson Valley landscape painter and my grandma pointed out one of his paintings to me at the Met
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Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
new nfl rule is that you're allowed to twist a player's head a full 360 degrees like in the exorcist as long as you grip the helmet juuuuust the right way
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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alice @alice.tf · 14/11/2024
everybody atheist till they gotta update a bios
my desk showing a computer on its side with a ryzen CPU tray and a mouse sitting on top as well as a monitor showing a bios update screen
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 15/11/2024
Look I love this team but there's always a million stupid calls and missed opportunities even when they win
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 15/11/2024
Guess we have the answer, I always kinda thought they'd figure it out
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🏳️‍⚧️ Count of Monte Carlo 🏳️‍⚧️ @weatherwane.gobirds.online · 15/11/2024
That Goedert fumble took a DECADE off my life I fuckin swear
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