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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 1h
been reading the IDW Sonic comics and Omega continues to be my favorite character, every character interaction with him has me laughing
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 10h
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 3h
watched Coyote vs Acme, very good movie honestly think this is the closest the Toons have sounded to Mel Blanc's performance, I was blown away
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 7h
You genuinely can't make a joke funnier than this list. Pete Hogsex has done it again!
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 11h
Using AI to generate epic rock ballads that sing to me about how cool and sexy I am
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 12h
Good morning!
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i like this a lot more than the phrase "Artificial Intelligence"
an advertisement for "Claude Smart Toilet"
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning!
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry I have been playing too much Control Resonant and had to get this out of my head.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
via Tim Branin of Simpsons Bortposting®
The 'They don't know' guy in a corner at a party meme. But everyone has been drawn over to look like The Simpson Family.

Ned is in the corner w/ his Apple Hat from the scene when he's explaining cider to Homer.

Next to him reads "They don't know Adirondack cider can be yellow if you're using late-season apples."

Homer's brain is also seen floating away as it is in the scene.
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the raccoons in my attic are a chinese psyop, and they are definitely NOT foaming at the mouth
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning!
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when going to a party with the hope of meeting someone, the first thing you should do is find the biggest person there and ask them to use the bat breaker on you
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Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
scifi then: the bliss of uploading your consciousness to the computer to hang out on digital tropical islands scifi now: the horror of uploading your consciousness to the computer where there is no escape from the non-stop barrage of psychic torture
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
here they are, the 9 games that shaped who I am
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want so badly for someone to ask them to explain how the fraud works because this stupidity is killing me.
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
getting taken to court by Tilly Norwood for creating deep fakes of her
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Sophie Pilbeam 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Dragonball fansub credits)

NO Thanks to: Miami Mike - I remeber what you did to me at DragonCon
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
where is my friend @dalidimovski.com
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I'll drink my iced coffee wherever I damn well please!" I holler as security escorts me out while holding his own cup of hot coffee
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*interviewee walks in with an iced coffee* I see our AI interview process wasn't enough to break your spirit
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I watched Knightfall Part 1. DC's animated movies and shows continue to be their best stuff. I've heard good things about Lanterns though, so I'm eager to start that.
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Alfred Reinold Baudisch @alfredbaudisch.com · 25/09/2026
FF7 scenarios with pre-rendered backgrounds were always a mystery to me during childhood; but even to this day it's still something that amazes me. Now you can inspect every single Final Fantasy VII stage, including the 3D path + variations. #FF7 #FinalFantasy #FFVII #PS1 #PSX #RetroGame
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good morning!
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here's your cookie review. filmed by @wigu.org
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Rylie Fennec @fennecfoxrylie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stay mad. 🛫
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So strange to me to see flame wars at a UN General Assembly
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Could the Zerg or the Tyranids survive a Metroid infestation?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't remember a friend's phone number, so I burned down the Amazon and boiled away one of the earth's oceans (the Indian) to build a computer that could remember that for me.
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Q: "What should you do with your pennies?" A: Fill a couple of old socks with them and use them to bludgeon your enemies.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We showed you this chart to expose all truths. We have nothing to hide.
The image features a humorous "Global Trahedron" chart with various logos, such as InfoWars, IHOP, Applebee's, Bojangles', Family Video, and more. An overlaid comment reads: "Thank goodness. Woke IHOP doesn’t have their hands on my hogwater."The image displays a bracket-style selection graphic featuring brand logos, including Bojangles, Chuck E. Cheese's, OpenAI, Tyson Foods, and FedEx. A social media comment below reads, "I can’t believe Charles Entertainment Cheese is responsible for AI."A humorous diagram suggesting connections between companies Lockheed Martin, A24, Heinz, John Deere, Jiffy Lube, and Cold Stone Creamery, with a playful comment referencing Lockheed Martin and A24.A humorous bracket-style image features logos such as Jiffy Lube, Cold Stone Creamery, Babies R Us, NASA, Tums, Del Monte, Tyson Foods, and Amazon. A caption below from "pelican_pole" jokes about the pairing of Babies R Us and Tums.
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
not only is it new video game day, but my KFC flavored oreos came in too!!
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
well, you could shit to death, so we already have that again all that's left is to bring cocaine back into medicine
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had... forgotten about bisexuality
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's only the middle of the week, but I know you can manage it! It's time to go all out on this Bow Wow Wednesday with this lovely lil' Stamp cover by the talented @williamwas2u.bsky.social! Check out the full version here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yxb...
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As students return to campus, there’s a “chill” in the air ... @theonion.com
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
firefox knows me too well, I open a tab and it's like "check out this dessert you could bake" and I want to make it every time
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The riot police fire tear gas into the crowd. I emerge from the smoke, unfurl my cape, and say "Let's get dangerous!" I am immediately gunned down.
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't exactly have hope for it, but Rare probably has a better chance at doing cool and fun things again (beyond Sea of Thieves) under current-day Activision than current-day Microsoft.
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas is still under $4 here, diesel is under $6. I assume this is because if it went as high as in other places, the chemical plant conglomerates (Dow, BASF, etc) that operate in this area would start having the people responsible killed
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
finally, some good news, everyone!
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