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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 1h
remember bleem?
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 3h
Birth Sigh Bleep
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 4h
Good morning!
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 14h
My guess is that the only platform that will stream an execution will be Twitter, and since Elon is such a turbo genius, every attempt to stream it will fail.
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 21h
lots of warning signs, all ignored
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Feld Four @feldfour.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
castleroomvia
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
guy who replies to every Wario post with "thanks" or "no thanks" as if they are all specifically for him
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good morning!
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I always wonder if there is another dip for it, because I hate ranch but no one offers anything else
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
do you eat those with ranch dressing or something else?
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is what they took from you
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not making time for the president? Oh, you better believe that's a firing squad.
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feathery Miracle 🏳️‍⚧️🦜 @miraclep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shoutouts to the Crabstick Mazinger subs I think about "shit, the bullshit again?" all the time
Dr Hell: Only with this crabstick, I can control the enormous Mechanical Beasts ArmyBaron Ashura: Increase the soupCount Brocken: shit the bullshit again?Boss: We are entering the age of Fatso
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good morning!
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
okay, besides the ones running the government
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what if our megagiant entertainment conglomerate was run by the most evil people we could find
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
there shouldn't be another Metroid Prime until we have widespread adoption of an MPEG-5 standard
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"They should make a Dragon Ball based baseball videogame."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hideo Kojima should make a Leisure Suit Larry game
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The first president made entirely of Silly Putty
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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@nic_carter
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this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

nic carter *
@nic_carter
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social obligation
8:41 PM • 10/5/26 • 880 Views
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sound required
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this one might get flagged lol it's just a small amount of man ass
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good morning!
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
modern day title screens have strayed far from the light
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the game has its issues, but the Mega CD version has one of the GOAT title screens www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3eT...
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Sonic CD JPN/EU Title Screen
YouTube video by WoolyMammoth27
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
damn and they immediately sabotaged your brand bsky.app/profile/wari...
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one day when I'm old, all of these quotes are going to come back to me, and I am going to terrify my family into thinking something is seriously medically wrong with me by quoting them endlessly
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whoever chooses to willingly moderate this server might actually be some of the strongest and bravest human beings of all time
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the duality of man
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had to look this up whistlinghound.com/guide-to-cla...
whistlinghound.com
American Cookies: History, Texture, and Why They’re Different
Discover the history of classic American cookies, from the Toll House Inn to Wrocław. Learn why these soft, warm treats are an icon of US baking.
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You'll just have to install the app and find out
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Wazert @wazert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That car bled to death
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watch me
A digital painting of Espeon.

In the living room around noon, a espeon sprawls across the laptop, demanding attention from the man using it. With the keyboard entirely underneath the espe, working is clearly out of the question. Well, I have work to do, but I suppose I'll just have to give her some playtime...
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