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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Any other men out there make a harmless sound like “whoops!” after shutting a door too hard so the other people in the house know you’re not being ago? Note: this also works great after hitting a kid with a shovel.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and his government has committed genocide in Gaza. The United States should stop all military assistance to Israel. Saying this is not antisemitic. (I’m Jewish, by the way.)

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Truly haunting and macabre cover art for the Italian edition of Between Two Fires, Tra Due Fuochi, published by the excellent team at Mercurio. 🖤🖤🖤

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

No we don’t have any presents. Or what was it you said? “Gifts”? No we don’t have those, why would you think that. Why are you being weird

Photograph of an airport store called “Gaslight Gifts”

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So I watched an Ed Sheeran concert film last year because I didn’t know him and I’m old and I wanted to catch up. I thought huh. Talented guy, seems nice, but not my flavor musically. Now I’m like huh. Also, spineless and loves his money. That’s disappointing. #freepalestine , Ed. Fuck.

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Tor Books @torbooks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The Thrice-Bound Fool is the epic, rollicking next chapter in the bestselling and “awesome as hell” (Nicholas Eames) fantasy adventure series that began with The Blacktongue Thief. Coming 10/13/2026! vist.ly/5htnb

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BookPeople @bookpeople.com · 28/08/2026

Meet Christopher Buehlman in Austin, Texas to celebrate his newest fantasy adventure novel, THE THRICE-BOUND FOOL! He will be in conversation with C. Robert Cargill on October 13th at BookPeople. Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/bookpeople... @buehlmeister.bsky.social @crobertcargill.bsky.social

BookPeople Events Presents Christopher Buehlman (author of the BLACKTONGUE series) with C. ROBERT CARGILL (author of SEA OF RUST) on Tuesday, October 13th

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Happy Labor Day weekend, my fellow Americans. They took living wages away from us, we actually had them once, I’m old enough to remember! But watch out for socialism, it’s coming to get ya!

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Horrific. I want trials for the people who brought us to this disgraceful point. And if trials are not forthcoming, karma. I’d like to see some fucking karma please. Rest in peace, young man. You deserved far better.

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You absolute piece of shit. Are you harvesting culturally beloved, priceless 80-year-olds to show us you know who NEEDS to go but you’re going to do what you please? We’re not impressed. And, for the record, Max von Sydow was IMMEASURABLY better looking than you. #deathisanassholelately

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Grim Reaper: Death's Solitude

ALT: Grim Reaper: Death's Solitude

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’m not usually into superheroes, but I’ll watch this episode all day. Thank you, Spidey 🇺🇸

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Full-body task prevention technique deployed. Awaiting further orders, O King of Cats. —Jane

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I had great fun rereading this masterpiece and writing this forward. Check out this pretty new edition!

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Wraithmarked Creative @wraithmarked.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME Coming to @kickstarter.com in September, with incredible art by RA Marsh and Luke Eidenschink, as well as an amazing foreword from none other than the amazing @buehlmeister.bsky.social! Pre-launch link in our bio! Don't miss the campaign-exclusive discounts and merch!

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I love Muay Thai intemperately. I discovered it at 54. 57 now, have had a meniscus surgery possibly due to it, don’t care. Had I found it at 20, my life might have had a different arc. I was doing Kung fu at 20. Pretty, but not what my body was built for. Muay Thai fucking rocks.

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

“Oh? You wanted to get some work done on a Sunday? Let me help with that.” —Jane “cockblock” Buehlman

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Whichever plane he takes, everyone on board knows it’s Air Force Number 2

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

So, under threat of attack, they used senior personnel, the Press, and the air crew as a decoy on Air Force one and snuck that dying old prick out on another plane. It’s so on brand I can’t even feign surprise. I guess unless you’re the lady with the diaper bag, you’re expendable.

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

My thoughts on Nolan’s THE ODYSSEY substack.com/@christopher...

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Breakfast in Williamsburg, Brooklyn today. I’ve been recording for the Thrice-Bound Fool all week, and we got so ahead of schedule that I earned a day off. If you get a chance to go to Miguel‘s Café, don’t sleep on that. So, so good. #huevosahogados #miguelswilliamsburg #williamsburg

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Vincent Pastore was the wrong 80-year-old. Just saying.

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Just a little much-appreciated whimsy on my Lyft driver’s dashboard as I roll in to MacMillan to record an audiobook today. #TheThriceBoundFool

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I don’t know who made this but I just stole it and I’m not sorry.

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Traveling from Paris to New York to record The Thrice Bound Fool and I’m glad I was looking out the window. We just flew over hallowed ground. #OmahaBeach #DDay #siempreantifascista

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Late 20s-30ish on the Renaissance Festival circuit. I looked okay and had great knees, but I wouldn’t trade with that guy—he had so, so much to learn about moving intentionally through this world. I think only actively striving to be a better human makes aging something more than just decay.

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I posted this a few years ago. Turns out it’s evergreen.

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

In Milan to get some tattoo work, and I thought I’d take one of those pretty yellow trams to the Sforza castello. Lovely way to spend an afternoon!

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Oz Editorial @ozeditorial.com · 18/07/2026

@buehlmeister.bsky.social, autor de "Entre dos fuegos", nos sorprende con un español casi perfecto en su charla en el #FestivalCelsius ✨️📚 ¡Un placer escucharle! #OzEditorial

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

“I TOLD you I didn’t want to live next to the airport!!! if I hear ONE MORE fucking airplane I’m going to tear open your father‘s box and throw him in the backyard for the DOGS! FUUUUCK!!!“

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Tim Paul @tybber.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

This October, 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙚-𝘽𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙡 by Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social comes out. The third book in this world, and a follow up to 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛. I got illustrate the map for the novel. One of my favorites. Also in this world and a prequel is 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨' 𝙒𝙖𝙧.

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I hope Lindsey’s courage in coming out so quickly will encourage Mitch to just be who he is. We already know.

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Oz Editorial @ozeditorial.com · 10/07/2026

La estrella del terror medieval Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social, autor de "Entre dos fuegos", es uno de los invitados al #FestivaCelsius232 en Avilés (Asturias) 📚 ENCUENTRO CON CHRISTOPHER BUEHLMAN ⏲️ Sábado 18 de julio - 11:50h 📌 Auditorio de la Casa de la Cultura #OzEditorial

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Every pheasant runs like it's frantically saying "shit shit shit" to itself.

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Windumanoth @windumanoth.com · 02/07/2026

En el nuevo número pudimos entrevistar a @buehlmeister.bsky.social. Repasamos con él sus obras traducidas anteriormente, hablamos de otros aspectos de su trabajo creativo y analizamos las claves de su fantasía medieval. Este y más contenidos del nuevo número: windumanoth.com/windumanoth-...

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I don’t trust this rabbit. This is not a good rabbit.

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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

the best chance the Prairieland anti-ICE protesters have is that we keep their names and their case on our lips as we eventually move to a post-Trump era, that we fight for their pardon as an essential part of departing from fascism.

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Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The conman who told his rubes he was going to ‘drain the swamp’ has, amid the most corrupt presidency in US history, literally turned the reflecting pool into one.

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