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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩

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He/him. Cishet. White Jew. I have Tourette's Syndrome. Happily married. Passionately leftist. 48 years old. I am ironic, sarcastic, and silly. And I have an awful temper. Commit to the bit. The dog's name was Beatrice. You should probably unfollow me.

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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 1h
I'm actually crying, this is an incredible bit. minesweeper.mikelacher.com
minesweeper.mikelacher.com
Triple-A Minesweeper
Sweep to survive in the action-packed, AAA reboot of the classic puzzle game.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 1h
Hey man, look at that Godzilla. That thing is huuuuuuge.
Tiny Elvis
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 2h
These guys in the U.S. Attorney's Office in Arizona think a judge's order is a suggestion. On the left is Judge Hinderaker's 10/6 order in the case of a gay man the Trump admin sent to Equatorial Guinea, where he has faced beatings and threats to his life. On the right is all that DOJ filed today.
10. Within three (3) days of the date of this Order, and every seven (7) days thereafter until Plaintif's return to the United States or further order of the Court, Defendants must file a status report, supported by a declaration from an official with personal knowledge, stating: (a) the information known to Defendants about Plaintiff's current location, custodial status, and physical condition; (6) the steps Defendants have taken since the prior report to comply with paragraph 5; and (c) the further steps Defendants intend to take and the anticipated timeline. Plaintiff may respond to each status report within three (3) days.Pursuant to the Court's order issued on October 6, 2026 (Doc. 14), Respondents hereby inform the Court that Respondents are working collaboratively with Petitioner's counsel who shared valuable information to help Respondents attempt to locate and contact Petitioner.
Respondents had a conference with the relevant stakeholders within the government and are beginning the process to facilitate Petitioner's return.
Respondents will provide a more substantive update next week along with a declaration regarding specific steps that are being taken and the most recent updates on Respondent's efforts to facilitate Petitioner's return.
Case 2:26-cv-06601-JCH
Document 16 Filed 10/09/26 Page 2 of 2
RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED this 9th day of October, 2026.
TIMOTHY COURCHAINE
United States Attorney
District of Arizona
s/Derek Faraldo
DEREK FARALDO
Assistant United States Attorney Attorneys for Respondents
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 2h
When ISIS killed my friend James Foley on camera they put him in an orange jumpsuit as a direct reference to images of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay. Not fucking interested my government having a fucking propaganda CONVERSATION with tomorrow’s terrorists, thanks.
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Taelaren @taelarendreams.bsky.social · 4h
You were in the music video for Rihanna's song 'Bitch Better Have My Money'. What's your favourite Rihanna song?
I wasn't really aware of who she was so I had to double-check with my kids. And they were screaming in my face: "You fucking moron! Don't you know who she is?? If you don't do this I'll kill you." So I've heard a few things. I think she varies a lot; she has a broad palette of different styles.
But I have a soft spot for Bitch Better Have My Money' because, after all, I am the bitch.
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JS @jsplaceholder.bsky.social · 14h
New America PAC mailer just dropped and I regret to report that I want the tshirt version
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 2h
She'll change her tune when he destroys the city
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 4h
A gift for you:
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Baseball Butt Booty
Alt: Sean Murphy gets hit in the butt
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 15h
Nah, Rays are done scoring runs now
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 19h
I feel like it's not said often enough that I don't think immigration and customs enforcement agents should have the authority to shoot people.
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Internet Contrarian @internetcontrarian.bsky.social · 20h
154 games? If there’s one thing I’m always saying it’s that I wish there were 1) less baseball and 2) more off days. That’s what I, as a fan, crave. Oh and 3) making most records now impossible to achieve. Yes. Those are my dreams.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 23h
Once it's clear he's not gonna be around anymore, it'll be a flood. We could see 80+% disapproval
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 23h
In December 2028 we're going to see levels of "actually I never supported him" never seen before.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 23h
Lost a cousin and the boyfriend of one of my best friends to fentanyl, it would be amazing if nobody else had to
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Haden Plouffe is Very Scary @haydnpuff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Branson captures the vibe of slop youtube thumbnails better than maybe any other artist
Two fake youtube thumbnails from the most recent Swanboy, one titled "HURTING WOMEN'S FEELINGS the permanent way" and one titled "The Suit of Armor That Kept Europe From Becoming Gay (and how we might hasten its return)"
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Kiersten @kiersten.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ending the season with your best hitter on deck because your worst hitter was leading off for some reason is really something.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I liked Supergirl, but it was definitely a different vibe. I think something is missing when James Gunn isn't making the movie.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Center field was so deep back then it was only technically in play.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, a consistent theme of this season was being surprised at their record. I guess great starting pitching can cover up a lot of problems over the course of a season, but you have to actually get on base sometimes.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What are the ethics of mocking the appearance of someone who chose to look like that?
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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It's Hedley! Hedley Lamarr Blazing Saddles
ALT: It's Hedley! Hedley Lamarr Blazing Saddles
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Morty's thighs begin to grow at a geometric rate. They become self-aware at 2:14 am eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel like not enough people are familiar with Christa Pike's crime. Which has nothing to do with how you should think about her execution. But... whoooo BOY
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Make sure you're turning on "Score-only mode" to avoid the AI shit
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All right, Yankees won't get no-hit. Okay to turn it off now.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let's see if the Yankees can get out of the bottom of the second in fewer than 7 pitches.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don Henley with speech bubble from the “Boys of Summer” video
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've literally never seen a double play like the one in the top of the first of the Rays-Yankees game.
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Would it dong? (again) @woulditdongagain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ozzie Albies vs Alex Vesia 😈 IT'S AN ANTI-UNICORN ❌ Double (2) 🏃 Exit velo: 98.6 mph Launch angle: 28 deg Projected distance: 384 ft This would have been a home run in every MLB ballpark except Truist Park LAD @ ATL 🔻 6th
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The clerk would be replaced and prepare the roll *before* the new Congress is seated, so any elected representatives being excluded would likely have a federal judge issue a writ of mandamus to the clerk before we even get to the first day of the new Congress.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, well, that oughta do it.
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
electionlawblog.org
"On a Rogue Clerk" #ELB
The following is a guest post from Matthew Seligman, who in addition to his private practice is a non-resident Fellow at Stanford Law School’s Constitutional Law Center: Some commentators—including Je...
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The other problem with this strategy is that courts would likely block the Clerk from attempting to do this, because the Clerk's duty to process the new members of the House is administrative, and is not an exercise of the House's constitutionally protected power to write and enforce its own rules.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jamelle Bouie pointed out that while Johnson *can* replace the Clerk of the House who *could* throw a wrench in the works, but he would have to do this before the new Congress begins, which lets everyone know what's about to happen, rather than being able to spring it at the last second.
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 07/10/2026
I've been thinking a lot about Tennessee over the past week, and I think I've landed on this: It is an appalling display of morality and a stunning indictment of the death penalty that this has managed to turn Christa Pike, who committed an absolutely depraved murder, into a sympathetic character.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am absolutely certain there is at least a small percentage of the anti-genocide movement that is just people excited they're getting away with talking about Zionists and really doesn't give a shit about the Palestinian people.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't know, but I wouldn't be surprised.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
phoenixnewtimes.com
Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also, uh, I could also see them replacing him with Mattingly, who was my favorite player but probably isn't the right choice.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You take your wins where you can get them.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't help but feel that Aaron Judge is going to make an issue of Boone deciding he shouldn't play this series.
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 07/10/2026
Earlier today, I left a comment on Brooklyn Law's instagram page asking why Rodneyse is still on the Board of Trustees. In the last 5 hours, it's been deleted. So someone's reading it.
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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Jack Harrison @jlharrison.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If Quebec ever did become independent, as is their right should the people of Quebec want to, can you imagine the breakdown the US would have when they made it clear they obviously don’t want to be an American state?
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good men I am begging you to stop being Sad about this and be as mad as the women speaking truths about sexual violence that then result in their own violent, misogynist threats online
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People do not understand how men who are white supremacists can have wives who are women of color and I need folks to realize that those men see their wives as subordinate property and not equals. These men are foaming at the mouth to bring back quadroon balls.
Screencap from Invincible: "I do love your mother, but she's more like a pet to me."
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“We can’t eat road salt” is a zinger, but you didn’t see the stadium hot pretzels I grew up eating in the 80s, don’t be so sure.
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're a nurse and a mother, I would assume you're usually exhausted.
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