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lexie

@wakeupnew.bsky.social
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im so tired (she/her, queer, fandom old)

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 5h
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
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lexie @wakeupnew.bsky.social · 3h
it’s extremely on-brand that the post i made about devin cooley’s pet rabbit and goalie mantra is suddenly going around again and is by far my most-seen bluesky post of all time
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 22h
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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J S MLS @fishiejs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
MOAR PIKA
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leupagus @leupagus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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lexie @wakeupnew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if literally anything could go my way this week i’d really appreciate it lol
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Jane Shi | 皮爬高 echolalia echolalia is out now @pipagaopoetry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it pisses me off when niche inter-community conflicts and conversations become viral and multiply marginalized people are exposed to public ridicule from a hostile public and in a deepening fascist social climate
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 26/09/2026
Well I can’t say I like that one bit
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Susan Collins Very Concerned Susan Collins Might Be Corrupt
Susan Collins speaking.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026
video games as a whole make hundreds of billions of dollars a year and apparently somehow nobody can make any money on them or pay anyone to make them
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Important to consider that Trump has also shut down green card interviews worldwide except Hungary and Poland (where Christian nationalists are losing power), and refugee admissions worldwide except for white South Africans (who are upset they no longer have Apartheid) It's a Great Replacement:
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Misa on Wheels @misaonwheels.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Town officials: “We are trying to quietly approve a project proposal to create new jobs and lower taxes.” The project:
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Gender Liberation Movement @genderlib.com · 18/09/2026
SHAME ON NYU LANGONE! The Trump DOJ reached a settlement with NYU that will permanently end gender-affirming care for trans youth and pay $8.5 million. Join us for a picket at NYU: 📍 550 1st Ave 🗓️ Tuesday, September 22: ⏰ 4:30 PM
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lexie @wakeupnew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i keep hoping i might make friends with some fellow millennials while doing volunteer stuff, and it’s always me and the retired ladies
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this was the post lmao
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A random Election Twitter kid born in 2007 was apparently the Marquette County GOP chair 💀💀
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i see you baby on board bumper stickers and raise you this
bumper sticker DO NOT HIT ME I'M TRANSPORTING SOUP IN OPEN CONTAINERS with a pic of soup in a bowl
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lexie @wakeupnew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
for no particular reason, i am once again warning you to check the political leanings of the area you’re moving to before you pull the trigger
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Vi7id @ultra-vi7id.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
An underrated fandom experience is having a friend you can privately complain about your least favorite ships or headcanons with so you can have your petty bitch time without ever insulting or offending anyone in the fandom, and I think more people need to learn to do this
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"In past conflicts, preparing lists of proposed targets — work that includes assessing how they align with an operation’s objectives — had taken hours for staffers to complete. Ahead of the US attack on Iran, much of that work was condensed into several minutes via Maven," a Palantir AI system.
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 18/09/2026
So many stories about schools secretly transitioning kids are about unsupportive parents. These parents are trying to use this angle after they were arrested and got a restraining order placed on them by their child:
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Mass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court records
Joseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect...
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 18/09/2026
This is free subscribers!! Please become a free subscriber!!
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lexie @wakeupnew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
disappointed, but baby-me didn’t know her own self (i thought the big dream was to live in the city when it turns out i actually require space and want to fistfight all human noise lol), so 20yo me was objectively Wrong
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cher’s outfit reveals on The Cher Show (1975) designed by BOB MACKIE — who passed away today at the age of 87.
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Florida was as safe when I started transitioning in September 2020 but within 9 months it was the worst, tied with Texas. This isn't about fighting for more trans rights, it's about fighting for rights we had for YEARS that were such a non-issue Cis people don't know we had them.
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lexie @wakeupnew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my therapist told me she thinks i’m hilarious and i’ve never been more honored
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 12/09/2026
The US President's new proposal to tax international students has been approved by the White House for release this week. It's an unprecedented $100,000 tax on int'l grads who stay to work after graduation on Optional Practical Training (most grads do), a crucial bridge to remaining by any channel.
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lexie @wakeupnew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i appreciate that this book opened with an author’s note promising that the dog doesn’t die, but it’s a dual timeline book with a 23yr time jump and — REASONABLY, I FEEL — i assumed she meant the dog didn’t die on-page
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/09/2026
There is No Workable Moderate Position on Transgender Rights www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 09/09/2026
The Boston Legacy supporters have embraced the honking. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
And then there is the honking. Chant leaders hold megaphones and yell, “If you’re not honking, you’re not Boston”, and then the supporters yell “honk” in an increasingly fast tempo. It is, of course, meant to mimic the sound a swan makes, but it is also incredibly annoying – in the way swans (and sports fans) can be. That identity carries to the pitch; swans are an aggressive bird and the Legacy are an aggressive team, leading the NWSL in yellow cards this season.

“We want people to come to Boston and hate it,” Murphy said in a postgame presser in March. “Regardless if we win or lose, we want them to hate playing us.” Defender Bianca St-Georges echoed that sentiment after a game in May. “Fouling is not an issue for us. It’s just us,” she said. “We’re not scared.”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026
trying to get people to understand that the trans women in sports debate isn’t really about sports but a meta narrative pushed by the right all about slowly getting all trans people out of public life is truly impossible
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Sarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also: 1) They will absolutely try to include non surgical interventions in any ban. It's a wedge issue. 2) I think treating all elective surgical interventions as off limits for minors at all ages but only if they're trans is discriminatory actually.
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/09/2026
going to the hospital is like, piss in this tube, shit in this tube, bleed your blood into this tube. what is this, the tube store
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lexie @wakeupnew.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
trying to make my body function enough to do basic human activities. also occasionally fighting with the local public works department
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lexie @wakeupnew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
pairing university-branded flip flops in a sandal warehouse. it was just so specific 🩴
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The Tyee @thetyee.ca · 07/09/2026
Bek MacIntosh wants Albertans to know this: it is possible for a community to stop a $10-billion hyperscale data centre dead in its tracks. thetyee.ca/News/2026/09...
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The Making of an AI Data Centre Warrior | The Tyee
Bek MacIntosh helped rally her Alberta town to kill a megaproject. The wider fight, she vows, is ‘just getting started.’
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day.
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 14/05/2024
In my ongoing quest to save my favorite moments from twitter, I am sharing one of my favorite viral tweets: the time my grandmother was trying to explain to me that something was in her garden eating her tomatoes but accidentally created a god-tier meme
a picture of a yellow tomato perfectly centered on a green placement that is just spirals of tiny braiding going out in concentric circles. The tomato has a bite taken out of it, and my grandmother put white text over the bite that says "something came in the night"
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 05/09/2026
Breaking News: A Trump administration plan would direct child-care funds to married stay-at-home parents, people familiar with the plan say.
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Trump Officials Draft Plan to Pay At-Home Parents, Using Funds for Working Ones
The proposed benefit, a top policy priority for Vice President JD Vance, would apply only to married couples and tap a fund intended to provide federal child care subsidies to working parents.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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