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Evan

@wahoo.bsky.social
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Dad. Etsy. EM on the org chart but still an iOS developer at heart. Probably needs a haircut. 💻📱📸🏀⛹️‍♂️🧘‍♂️⛷️🚴📚📺🎮

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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 17h
Push notification marketing spam has gone too far
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It is now one of the biggest facts in the world that the richest man in the world is an overt white supremacist trying to bend politics worldwide in the direction of white supremacy. Twitter isn't the source of his wealth but it is his biggest megaphone.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Happy Indigenous People's Day
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
www.nypl.org/research/researc... I know what I'm doing next time I'm in NYC now…
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Here we go... 👀🤞
screenshot of App Store Connect showing a new app/game called "Card Dog" is Waiting for Review
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kat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit
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XOXO @xoxofest.com · 23/04/2026
One last thing before we go. Today, after 2+ (or 10+??) years of work, we’re launching XOXO Explore, a complete archive of all eight years of the festival. xoxofest.com
xoxofest.com
XOXO
XOXO was an experimental festival for independent artists and creators from the internet.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/04/2026
i will vote for dems who say this stuff and act on this stuff! i will give them money! i will tell my friends to do the same! it is what i want from government more than anything else right now!
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 07/04/2026
Come on then, and remove him.
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The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How it feels doing literally any task right now.
Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .
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De-Katie and Cat-Boo!-ger @katieandcatburger.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️
David Lynch "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/03/2026
my kid came home from kindergarten today and announced she was setting a trap to catch a leprechaun. apparently other kids at school always end up with candy and treats in their annual leprechaun traps, so she’s pretty stoked to see what she gets. I am begging other parents to fucking cool it
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
only took a decade to break 200k
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Weird coincidence of the day - coffee shop playing “it’s my party I can cry if I want to” when someone walks in wearing a dad hat embroidered with “crying at the party”
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
oh hey a non-oil reason to say “good news for Houston“ @evan7257.bsky.social daringfireball.net/linked/2026/...
daringfireball.net
Apple Will Begin Manufacturing Mac Minis in Houston Later This Year
Link to: https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/02/apple-accelerates-us-manufacturing-with-mac-mini-production/
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Macbeth: SHIT
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
fate, universe, and all associated parties: i beg you for opportunities to use this as a gif VERY frequently in the coming years
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Apple would clean up re-releasing an iPod that is exactly the same except it works with Apple Music. Don’t be a coward tim cook, give the people what they want!
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Houstorian @houstorian.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Today in 1998, native Houstonian Wes Anderson’s “Rushmore,” filmed entirely in Houston, opens in theaters.
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Shawna @mitsubishe.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
happy "the car clock is finally correct" day to all who celebrate
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
soon
a baton being passed from one runner to the next. The text on the arm passing the baton reads "Pumpkin Spice" and the text on the receiving arm reads "Egg Nog"
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Felt almost like an echo of @xoxofest.com in Houston, TX tonight listening to Samin Nosrat discuss her new book with @hrishikesh.co - great way to spend an evening
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 01/08/2025
A painting of a bird next to the words "what the fuck"
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Zendaya is Meechee
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James B. Jones @jamesbjones.com · 18/06/2025
As someone who would heat up a bucket of popcorn and watch Tucker Carlson be mauled by two-dozen rabid wolverines with great delight, it pains me beyond words to do this but...
Image of Primogénito Lopez drummer Josep Maria García, known more broadly in North America as the face of "the worst person you know" from the meme "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point"
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Yes yes there’s bigger problems in the world right now and I’m one of a half dozen people that actually use it anymore but what the hell is going on with Swarm.app
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Why does this sound like an LSAT question
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
🪦 RIP normal-sized phones 🪦
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
@gruber.foo gonna give this iCloud account transfer thing a go. Have also had separate accounts since the dawn of time (seemingly), but things got weird when my wife and I did the Family thing specifically with extra storage…
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I somehow missed that the OFMD showrunner is skeeting the season three we never got.
media.tenor.com
a man with a scarf around his neck says i 'm a strong reader / writer so both double threat
Alt: Lucious from Our Flag Means Death says to the camera "i 'm a strong reader / writer so both double threat"
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 28/01/2025
You are a senator.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 25/01/2025
regarding corporate DEI initiatives
Friendship ended with Target, now Costco is my best friend
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
You think you know someone… and then you watch the way they load a dishwasher
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The world is pretty shitty these days so here’s a dog in the snow in Houston, TX
Dog walking in the snow
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I will never stop being mad about how the media has treated the anti-trans movement as a group of ordinary people with legitimate concerns rather than the obvious frothing bigots they are.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 17/01/2025
[mournfully] hey. must be the money 😔
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I’m 90% sure the cbs broadcast of the Texans game just played the instrumental version of Apex Predator from Mean Girls the musical during a replay…
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Paris saw NYC’s congestion pricing and said “hold my wine”
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
@myke.social congrats man! Just heard the call for app recommendations and @mangoumbrella.com has the best tracking one (sleep, eats, diapers, etc…) it takes advantage of iOS features and is easily the best of that category
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Screenshot of the header image for the Worst person you know clickhole article (photo of an unpleasant man)
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Saw Shucked on tour and they cut “We Love Jesus” - what the heck? (Otherwise an excellent time at the theater though)
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Screenshot from the greatest game, Baldur’s Gate, showing a map of Candlekeep
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I miss skymall
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Evan @wahoo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
Flowers being watered by a sprinkler
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