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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
anyone who finds more things to like about this country than me is a glassy eyed, historically illiterate moron. anyone who likes fewer things is a nihilistic doomer
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Sam Wiles @votesamwiles.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Platner's gonna win 30 pts and everyone on this app is gonna be shocked
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I’ve seen enough. It’s time to arrest Jeffrey Epstein!
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Sam Wiles @votesamwiles.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
We gotta enact the E.T. a nd hammers protocol with Bill Gates
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
how are they ALL pedophiles man
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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 29/01/2026
Major change: No Ozzy
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy www.sacbee.com
sacbee.com
Gov. Gavin Newsom: ‘I disagree’ with calls to abolish ICE
The 2028 presidential contender came out against calls to dismantle ICE after an agent fatally shot a Minneapolis woman.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Ilhan Omar is an American hero. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Ms. Omar, visibly shaken after the assault, insisted to her staff and security that she would continue. She asked for a napkin and told them: "Just give me 10 minutes. I beg you. Please don't let them have the show."
Ms. Omar then turned the crowd. "Here's the reality that people like this ugly man don't understand," she said. "We are Minnesota strong, and we will stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us."
Someone in the crowd later thanked Ms.
Omar for staying and continuing after the assault, which had shaken not only her but the entire room.
"I learned at a young age you don't give in to threats," Ms. Omar said.
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
more democrats should be pointing out that "illegal immigration" is not even a crime
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
wait they removed Bovino? maximum respect to the people of Minneapolis: you did this. power to the people forever
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
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Sam Wiles @votesamwiles.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
You've created thousands of Jimmy Kimmels
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Sam Wiles @votesamwiles.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Kash Patel looking at the crowd through a big magnifying glass for antifa like it's where's waldo
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Sam Wiles @votesamwiles.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I can't imagine what this is doing to Tenacious D right now
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
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Sam Wiles @votesamwiles.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Zero stars for the new Naked Gun movie. Was really hoping for a meditation on grief
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Sam Wiles @votesamwiles.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
[THEO VON WHEN HE INEVITABLY HAS GHISLAINE MAXWELL ON HIS PODCAST NEXT MONTH]: Wow so people say men and women can't be friends but you were straight up Jeffery's main guy huh?
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Sam Wiles @votesamwiles.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
215-214. Thanks Gerry Connelly!
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Joe McAdam @joemcadam.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
"Crust"
Uncrustables Is Releasing a Limited-Edition Flavor for the First Time in 30 Years
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Sam Wiles @votesamwiles.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Or don't use it you virgin loser doofus
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2025
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
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Sam Wiles @votesamwiles.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Now people are chanting "Robert Mueller and the rule of law!" I'm getting chills!
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Sam Wiles @votesamwiles.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I can't count the number of "Klobuchar 2028" signs
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Sam Wiles @votesamwiles.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I get why the democrats are riding this wave and doing basically nothing. Hard to deny the energy of incremental centrism!
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Sam Wiles @votesamwiles.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Incredible that 30k people showed up at this rally in LA to demand Gavin Newsom move more to the right!
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 29/03/2025
Trans people: please use our correct pronouns and don't call us freaks The Trump administration: if you publicly oppose genocide our secret police will disappear you and send you to a torture gulag in El Salvador Centrists: these two things are the same
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
EVERY SCIENTIST IN THE WORLD: vaccines are the safest and best way to prevent disease RFK JR: I recommend rubbing dog poop in your eyes while doing the Macarena
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
It’s really funny for me to imagine all of the weird guys like Greg Proops in a meeting after Chuck Schumer capitulated to fascists saying “how can we pin this on Bernie Sanders and the dastardly white man AOC”
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
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Joe McAdam @joemcadam.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
During the Hays Code era a movie couldn't show people sharing a toilet
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Sam Wiles @votesamwiles.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Every college republican group is 2/3 closeted guys
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Sam Wiles @votesamwiles.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
We're actually super nice to conservatives considering they all talk like this and have dog food for brains
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Stephen King saying “capital punishment is complex” doesn’t mean that it is. Maybe you also think clowns actually turn into big space spiders because he typed it
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
man he really hates trans people huh. what is going on in your head where you think harris was one charlie kirk beer summit away from flipping all the swing states she lost?
matt yglesias: Harris would be president today if she’d said some of the stuff that Newsom said in today’s chat with Charlie Kirk. 

We’d be talking about a more generous CTC instead of Medicaid cuts, abortion rights would be on firmer footing, and the world would be better off in many ways.
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
You gotta hand it to Jim Varney for being able to make his face display an emotion that does not exist in nature
The poster for Ernest Goes to Jail (1990, John Cherry)
I'm at a loss to describe the facial expression he's making. Technically it's a smile but that word carries with it an expectation of warmth that is nowhere to be found in this image. Every tooth in Jim Varney's head is on full display. I don't think I've ever seen a face this tense, even a corpse in rigor mortis is more relaxed than this. And yet his eyes are a million miles away. It's like he's being electrocuted but doesn't care.
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Talib Kweli @talibkweli.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I grew up watching Gene Hackman. His body of work helped me understand that acting is indeed an art. He melted into every role, big or small. If Hackman is in the film, that just about guarantees it's a good film. He was also on Richard Nixon's list of enemies. Rest in peace Gene Hackman.
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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Hemingway famously wrote a 6 word story with a full dramatic arc and so did this guy I saw on Facebook who wrote “happy belated birthday to my fiancee”
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Elise @blusiren.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
@franifio.bsky.social What’s not to love about RFK Jr., a picture of health? 🤣 #RFK #AntiVax #FDA
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