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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Wikipedia rabbit holes are something else, last night I started on UConn Men's Basketball and ended up on the Gunpowder Plot

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

ridiculous that raconteur means “good storyteller” and not “raccoon expert”

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

savings bonds are like “hey do you want 2 bucks a thousand years from now?”

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

companies will raise their price 13% and be like btw this was very hard for us :(

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

growing up I wanted to be a basketball coach and my parents were like “that’s really hard to get into” and then I wanted to be a comedian and they were like “what about coaching basketball?”

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

every adult woman I know is reading like they're trying to qualify for a pizza party and every guy I know owes DraftKings $5000

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

guy next to me on the plane asked what the drinks limit was & the flight attendant said "4" & he said "for the whole flight or at one time" & she said "at one time" & he said "I'll take 2 Bud Lights and 2 shots of whiskey” like it’s a movie and we’re meeting the main character

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

hey! sorry I'm running late due to circumstances well within my control

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

audience member came up after the show and said "I thought you were the second funniest" and I asked who was funniest and he said "I don't know"

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

missed connection: you had 200 likes on a picture and I was the 10th dude in a row to comment “damn”

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

by far the most common character you encounter in standup comedy is dudes with a 20 for perseverance and a 1 for self-awareness

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

[calculating my rate for an hour set off of what I make for a 10 minute set] I'll do it for 12 beers

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I tweeted something and the only person to like it was my fiancee it's like I guess this could have just been a conversation

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

easy fix for the NBA ratings problem, after the Finals air a reunion show hosted by Andy Cohen

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

a comic telling the crowd “you can laugh, it’s alright” is like telling a basketball “you can go in the hoop, it’s ok”

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

mentioned Brave New World to my girl and she said "is that the one with the toaster? wait maybe I'm thinking of The Brave Little Toaster"

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

"we don't talk enough about" yes we do we talk too much about everything

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

love when a second car alarm joins in out of solidarity

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

it's important to remember that all my mistakes have made me what I am today - worse

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

it's not just that people have main character syndrome it's that they'll start talking to you like you've been watching their show

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

got a fresh new idea for a podcast, it's gonna be like every other podcast BUT this one will be hosted by me

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

comedians will be like "I hate small talk" and then ask everyone in the crowd what they do for a living

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

when you quit comedy you should auction off your best jokes like an estate sale

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Hemingway famously wrote a 6 word story with a full dramatic arc and so did this guy I saw on Facebook who wrote “happy belated birthday to my fiancee”

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

fiancee: I love me: [expecting “you”] fiancee: being right

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

microwaves are like “and here’s the popcorn button” and popcorn bags are like “if you even so much as LOOK at the popcorn button I swear to god”

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Michael Good @michaelgooood.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

[reading Dante's Divine Comedy] man comedy's come a long way

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