Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialAngela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 13hI just think women should be able to get educations without a constant threat of sexual violence. 71179180
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 17hCan’t think of anything that could go wrong with advertising that a letter contains a passport These people are as dumb as rocks 89114
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 17hWhen I first did standup, at uni, I had a joke that went over quite well, about it being easy to get in touch with Ms Dynamite because 'there aren't many of those in the phone book'. Before long, I was finding some audiences couldn't recall (a) who that was and (b) even WHAT that was. 5611
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 26/02/2026who replies "Ah yes, my friend. It is the violins inherent in the capitalist cistern" 71592
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialEleonor Piteira @eleonorpiteira.bsky.social · 19hDo not cite "bold iconographic elements" to me, Witch! I was there when it was written 😤 0702
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialPruit Igoe @pruitigoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026is it mind boggling - seems pretty obvious why to me. 796211
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Time for this classic again. 153163375498
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialKaitensatsuma @kaitensatsuma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's somewhat Ironic that Death, who starts out as a somewhat stereotypical anthropomorphized entity becomes one of the most human characters across all the books 04911
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialBex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026LORD, WILL YOU GRANT ME JUST A LITTLE TIME? FOR THE PROPER BALANCE OF THINGS. TO RETURN WHAT WAS GIVEN. FOR THE SAKE OF PRISONERS AND THE FLIGHT OF BIRDS. LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? 1483
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialFr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 227150083846
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialDicey "OPEN FOR BUSINESS" June @diceyjune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You cant waterboard me into saying "im having fun. And NO GIRLS ALLOWED" 0621
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialAdam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Andy Burnham: "We will not give Britain the clear path we need into the rest of this century until we decide on a long-term relationship with what is still our largest market. I cannot say to you truthfully that where we are is good enough. Brexit has done more harm than good." 1012430
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Each week you think: Braverman will never outdo this. She'll never say something madder than what just came out her mouth. And each week, she proves you wrong. Just the maddest fool on earth. 88782157
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Happy cheese day to all who celebrate. And a good moment to remember that our political system is so broken that this woman, who is visibly inane, became prime minister. 4848988
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They're such self important clowns. It's increasingly clear their weird stop-me-before-I-kill-again message is some kind of weird hype strategy. 61643129
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialChris Limb @catmachine.com · 28/09/2026People REALLY don’t like being told they’re wrong. What the far right have done is weaponise this and tell people that the feelings of bigotry that they’re secretly ashamed of are actually good. And if deployed cunningly this works on far more people than you'd think, which is exhausting. 314340
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialAndy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Got up this morning and prepared a breakfast of fresh baked pain of chocolat and fruit for the children. 15: grunted 12: got up late so ate at speed 2: ate pastry, discarded fruit 1: ate fruit, discarded pastry. It’s so fulfilling being a parent 9581
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialjade pixel 🏳️⚧️ @renegadejademinis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Frodo Baggins wearing the One Ring finished. … (sorry) #Nerdlings #JHBackdrops 99613
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialWillage @willage-bpp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Unit Standard for my Beasts Of Chaos Old World army 😀 #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #miniaturepainting #warhammertheoldworld #oldworld #nerdlings #paintingminis #beastsofchaos #beastsofchaosminotaurs #minotaurs #bloodherd #paintingminiatures #paintingminis #warriorsofchaos 411718
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialtartanyak.bsky.social @tartanyak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My first marine since, errrr, Cotton Eye Joe was new. Now I've done it, I wish I had done a little work kitbashing. Still, I wanted to try to paint something clean as a change. #warhammercommunity #hobby #warhammer40000 #paintingminlatures #paintingwarhammer #warhammer #40k 1414
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life. 14195112199
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialSamson @samlenzartwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Three shadowboxes, many months apart, now connected :) #warhammer40k #infinitythegame #trenchcrusade 624754
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialAngela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The hubris of the people who are like "I recognize the inaccuracies so I can use it. I am a special little boy." remains one of the funniest parts. "I do not fall for flattery but my AI girlfriend said my paper was revolutionary so..." --Richard Dawkins 1634226
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialClix @clixwizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Have they considered having the trilogy planned out? Or are they just going to have someone play jazz with each installment again? 1101
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialZee Zom @fnafilms.com · 26/09/2026THE HILL I WILL DIE ON: Any corporation where a FT employee can’t afford to live can’t pay dividends. 0124
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Liar. Small boat crossings peaked under Johnson in 2022 reaching 46,000 in 2022. In current year they are 18,565 and falling. Also prior to Boris Johnson's Brexit there were none. 23132691210
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialAvon DeRussate @avondeer.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Gotta wonder if Leeds Royal Armouries is ready for the tourist surge that is about to hit them... 551387447
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility 5776182120
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialDimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When you can have a 9 billion dollar loss in one day and not have it impact your daily life at all you have way too much money #abolishbillionaires 311927
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialGeordie @geordiecalgar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pack it in with the mental illness shite. Racism is a choice based on ignorance. It's taught and learned. I'm sick to death of seeing people equate things they don't like with mental illness. You expect it from bigots on the far right, but seeing it perpetuated by others is infuriating. Do better. 0404
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialPrincess Space Catt 💙 @spacecatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026First they came for the trans people.. And I absolutely spoke the fuck out because the playbook was obvioustheguardian.comNHS bodies in England impose two-year minimum wait for ADHD and autism assessmentsPatient groups decry ‘scandalous’ delays as four integrated care boards take step due to soaring demand for diagnoses 224794
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialSpooky Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Please can someone call the burns unit? 🔥🔥🔥🔥 36979177
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 19/09/2026When we talk about the costs that LLMs impose on society we should not forget the fact that nothing works anymore because everyone is so scared of getting their shit scraped. I can't even use google scholar from my university or starlink because they send too much traffic. 984457966
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialDan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 22/09/2026Nothing will ever be enough for these people. 42308929
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialKate Jewell @katejewell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My kid has launched a petition to change his high school’s handbook policy on AI use. He’s pissed. (He really hates AI) 1934959
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage 455751682
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialThe Armchair Commander @armchaircommander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026#warhammercommunity #wepaintminis #osl #wip 0469
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialDr Darcey Gillie @dfgillie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me to security person at Dublin Airport: I was given a lemon as a prize today. Can I bring my lemon through security? Security person (solemnly): Yes, you may bring your prize lemon through security. 1443093
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialLarry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Things that aren't patriotic: - Racism - Moving abroad for tax purposes Things that are patriotic: - A love and sense of duty to your country, including paying taxes that contribute to it 362862524
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialEamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh, Viz. 232248694
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialRick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed 754526775
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard! 1347841230
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialDawn 🏳️⚧️ @dawnellenhodgson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026An infestation of Ambull #40k #warhammer #minipainting 327230
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialmaia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 20/09/2026not to be an idealist or anything but i wish things were slightly better 171174286
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialXero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick. 2116793292
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Progressive taxation constantly portrayed as an insane fringe idea. “The wealthy pay over 60% of the tax burden…” YES. THAT’S THE FUCKING IDEA. 618629
Reposted by @vontasben.bsky.socialChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Kermit the Frog ys one thousande tymes more real than Tilly Norwood 538872
