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Geordie

@geordiecalgar.bsky.social
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Occasional mini painter, half-decent nature photographer, amateur tattooist, professional shorts-wearer. PhD in punnery & piss-taking. NUFC fan/heart palpitations enthusiast. Neurodivergent af. He/him

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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Aaron Swartz, coding prodigy and hacktivist who helped develop RSS and was a co-founder of Reddit, died by suicide after facing $1 million in fines and 35 years in prison for felony charges, just for downloading pdfs of research papers with the intention of making them accessible to the public.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 7h
If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
If you buy a property covered in trees, and then cut all those trees down when you move in - you bought the wrong property and also you're a cunt.

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Flameon Miniatures @flameonminiatures.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is how the holo armor of my Chaos Space Marine looks on a video. The tutorial about painting it is available on my Patreon for my Director’s Cut supporters. I have no idea what I will do with this project next, but I will try to make him look as crazy as possible #warhammer #warhammercommunity
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Campbell McLaughlin @brothersrm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Terminator squad, echoing their old 2nd edition box art scheme. They really are a glow-up from their old 4th edition models! #ultramarines #warhammer40k
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What we do in life… @lionofflanders.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well, for reasons that I completely understand, Orks do not (yet 😎) have a place in the official Gaslands setting….so my enthusiastic fellows are not in consideration for inclusion in the 3rd edition book. That stated, here is a photo I took of an (unofficial) Gaslands Ork:
A 20mm Ork with driving goggles and gloves gleefully driving his modified red Korvette Stingray off a jump that has an Amerikan flag painted on it over some rocks and two wrecked cybertrukks (presumably that failed to make the jump at some point because….they suck)
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Dave @nerodine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Baba Yaga from Abyssoul (www.abyssoul.com/products/bab...). A joy to paint this model, honestly, and a real learning experience for me. If you're at SMC this coming weekend, you can find it in the displays in category 11.
Old lady in a yellow shawl with silvery, purple hair, looking down at a bird perched in her hair.Old lady in a yellow shawl with silvery, purple hair, looking down at a bird perched in her hair.Old lady in a yellow shawl with silvery, purple hair, looking down at a bird perched in her hair.Close-up of the old lady's face.
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Sophie Carr @sophiecarr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sometimes the simple scenes just make me smile :) #abstract #Iceland
Four pebbles on a black sand beach - two blue/greenish and two orangeish - with patterns below them formed by the water running off. Not sure what they look like as a group, but I liked them.
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Sean Mck @sirflukesalot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
SHOW ME TECHMARINES! I require inspiration! Please reskeet or show me techmarines! Im kinda desperate to find a techmarine look i want!
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Rickandmorty Showme
Alt: Rick and morty bit, with the big floating heads saying "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT"
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Morbid Spook GhostDad @zetagundad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#hobbystreak 505. Finished these two. I may need to invest in some red flock if I ever want to expand this into something bigger. #nerdlings #warhammercommunity #wip #miniaturepainting #40k #Drukhari #Aeldari
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
who did this
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Geordie @geordiecalgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Family Annihilator" is not a term that anyone should have to become familiar with. What the ever living fuck are we doing as a species?
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Bad Squiddo Games (Annie) @badsquiddogames.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Look at this cutie showing off her Dutch Resistance minis and research at Partizan yesterday. It's me, I'm the cutie!
Annie holding what looks like a school project board with notes and photos of people from the Dutch resistance
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Eden Blade @edenblade.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Another one. #Halftilt #jousting #halfling #nerdlings #painting #Paintslam26 Sir Cluckington joins the roster.
Sir Cluckington halfling knight with a lance on a pony. Sir Cluckington halfling knight with a lance on a pony. 
Sir Cluckington halfling knight with a lance on a pony.  Close up of the chicken on his head.
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 12/10/2026
WHAT A HIT! 🚀 BACK IN IT! 🙌
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Geordie @geordiecalgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Holy shit, Sven! Where did you pull that one from?? Screamer!
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Georgina Kent @georginadoodles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A huge thank you to the lovely Canadian who just ordered this print from my website, first order on there in over a month 🫶🏻❤️ #watercolours #birdart 🪶
A watercolour print of a male cardinal
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Olga Vyshnyvetska @mrspacelobster.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
QRP with your wings art!
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EnbyGoblinPaints @enbygoblinpaints.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Really am entering my bust era, practicing some skin and stubble #nerdlings, #miniaturepainting, #minipainting
A man with stubble, shaved head and moustache
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Ash Lowe @ashpaints4.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My finished Living City Mallus Forgepriest. I gave him a headswap and added some mushrooms. #ageofsigmar #warhammer #warhammercommunity #citiesofsigmar #livingcity #aos
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Thatcher
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Joe Bilton (Joe_Wargamer) @joewargamer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Brilliant day at Partizan, running What A Tanker from the @toofatlardies.bsky.social stable of rulesets . Very happy to be awarded Best Participation Game. Massive thanks to @51--51.bsky.social and @simon-templar3.bsky.social for their help, and to everyone that stopped by
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Geordie @geordiecalgar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I've gotta say, booing these Man City players for the entire game just seems like a monumental waste of time and energy
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Colin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dazzle-ships in Drydock at Liverpool, by Edward Wadsworth, 1919. It’s a topic that appears to have fascinated Wadsworth. I love every single one of his takes on the subject.
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Megan W @muddypaw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dinosaurs meet ancient ancestors in battle for the ages! Bunch of @fenrisgames.com ducks vs. Honourable Lead Boiler Suit dinosaurs. For Runequest so some of em might be intelligent . Lovely dinos but most seem to be unavailable 😞 . Resin stonework also Fenris, backdrop @handiworkgames.bsky.social
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"ADHD label risks lifelong harm to children." If you don't label the disorder, then what we will be labelled instead is "Lazy." "Underachiever." "Doesn't live up to their potential." "Bad student." Those labels come with pain, shame, and abuse. The ADHD label comes with a chance for support.
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James Hodden @jameshodden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Whatever you play Ian has the best scatter terrain on the market for your battlefield. #WarriorsOfAthena #Frostgrave #Oathmark #SilverBayonet #5Leagues #BlackDeathCity
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 11/10/2026
due to RealLife(TM) - mostly adult care requirements - I'm missing Partizan at Newark Showground again, so to help alleviate the shortfall I've just whacked a 10% off promo - PARTIZAN26 - in the shop, and if you're spending £50 and over you can choose COLLECT AT PARTIZAN to get free postage too
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Miniatures, Roleplaying Games and Board Games | Fenris Games
Wargame and roleplaying miniatures, laser cutting services, Cthulhu Wars game.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 11/10/2026
New post, free to read. www.patreon.com/gavthorpe/po...
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25 Years of Inquisitor | Gav Thorpe Writes Stuff
Towards the start of the year I was contacted by some fans of the Inquisitor game, drawing my attention to the fact that I designed it 25 ye
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Geordie @geordiecalgar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
HUMAN ARTISTS, use only One Piece to convince people to follow you.
An image of Monkey D. Luffy from the anime series "One Piece" with his arms outstretched, shouting "follow me, you cunts."
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Joe Bilton (Joe_Wargamer) @joewargamer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Set up at Partizan!
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Count Belisarius @countbelisarius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Flaggery completed on the heroes for my 15mm stumpies for Midgard. Mix of levels 1,2, and 3. Just the pony mounted unit to do now... #wargaming #midgardheroicbattles
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I had a fess published a few years ago about how I couldn't connect with my lifelong pals cos all they wanted to do was booze and take coke. I told them how I felt, turned out they thought the same and now we climb Munro's on Sundays. Lads, talk to your pals.
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
2 sexy scantily clad ladies working out in the gym in the Simpsons sexy "Just Do It - Examine Your Scalp For Ringworm" adClose up of a sexy woman with big boobs working out in the gym in the Simpsons sexy "Just Do It - Examine Your Scalp For Ringworm" adClose up of a sexy woman in a thong's arse working out in the gym in the Simpsons sexy "Just Do It - Examine Your Scalp For Ringworm" adThe Pepto Bismol Diahorrea man
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Geordie @geordiecalgar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The drugs were on a different level back in the days
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Chris F @geordiechrisf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All of it because it’s AI slop bullshit.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Worked nights in a railway station in the 80s. I recorded on cassette every fart I dropped. Since then I've used minidisc and now voice recorder on my phone; I've got over four hours of farts so am getting them transferred to vinyl. Hoping to release it on Spotify too.
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Geordie @geordiecalgar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine having to pull Harry Maguire back because he's outpacing you 😂
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Lisounours @lise-l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
Image de deux cerfs allongés devant des rouleaux de foin
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 10/10/2026
WIP on the bench today, another project trying to be finished. the first casting will be part of this month's prize in @andycruns.bsky.social 's #Nerdlings terrain building contest
3/4 entrance view of a ruined chapel of mostly-collapsed stone walls.
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 10/10/2026
Top work protecting Are Wimmin there, lads. Just flawless.
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Joe Bilton (Joe_Wargamer) @joewargamer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
28mm Warhammer/fantasy ruined Bridge £45 plus postage. If you're at Partizan this weekend you can just collect it. DM if interested!
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"I slammed my bollocks in a sandwich press and my bollocks got really smashed and cooked. It's made me rethink how I use a sandwich press."
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Tyne Bridge between Newcastle and Gateshead was officially opened by George V on this day 1928. Designed by Mott, Hay and Anderson, who later designed the Forth Road Bridge, and built by Dorman Long of Middlesbrough.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I keep trying to think of any historical example where a given technology's PROMOTERS AND TRUE BELIEVERS were like 'we are absolutely going to ruin your fucking life so be prepared like it's the end of the world'
Andrew Curran: Axios is reporting that the top labs are wargaming scenarios for the aftermath of a catastrophic event in the next 6 - 12 months, that some executives now see as being inevitable.

Axios: Top executives at Anthropic, OpenAl and other Al companies are privately gaming out scenarios for a public and political revolt after a catastrophic AI event.
Why it matters: These officials anticipate a large-scale event, most likely a cyberattack, that shuts down access to financial services, internet connectivity, or even power and water.

Edouard Harris: This is our view as well. Relatedly, average people will want to increase their level of personal resilience and preparedness as their resources allow. We will be publishing about this soon.

Nick Farina: Best ways to be prepared? Generators, water, books and DVDs?

Edouard Harris: Power, water, food, sanitation for most part. Parts of this depend on your geo latitude - solar vs propane for eg.

But also: set aside a computer that is not (and ideally has never been) connected to the internet. Buy faraday pouches and tape. Print out essential docs on paper.
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Sophie Carr @sophiecarr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A few more autumnal shots from my trip to the Westfjords of #Iceland in Sept 2019. #AwesomeFoursome
A small river surrounded by hills and landscape covered in red leaves.A reflection shot of a headland jutting into a fjord, with a layer of fog above the ground - all reflected perfectly below. There is sun on the hillsides in the distance.A winding road heading off into brown hills. The road can just be seen squiggling off in the distance.A fast-flowing river surrounded by autumnal grasses with a big brown pointy mountain above and foggy hills in the distance.
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Bad Squiddo Games (Annie) @badsquiddogames.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm in a lot of online WW2 interest groups and pages and such, and I'll never not be shocked at how much homophobia and racism is in these communities. The disconnect blows my brain. (I just pointed out some soldiers were gay, might go offline for a bit, jeepers)
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
IMPORTANT AND NECESSARY INFORMATION
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@owolf.bsky.social tells me it’s Friday and I believe him. Why would he lie? Anyway, this week the theme is…wet. So let’s see liquids, blood, gore, and so on. As usual I’ll repost the lot and if you like something, share it! #Nerdlings #FindFolkFriday
A skaven assassin with a dripping blade crouches atop a ruined span over a swamp
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Cozmic Caztaway @cozmicaztaway.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hawkmoths vibrate their genitals to create a frequency that jams out the echolocation of bats.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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