alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Why isn’t there anything good to look at on your phone any more 040
alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026so is SkyShowtime in the Netherlands going to get TNG on it again or what 000
Reposted by alec smartNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a... 162793616
alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026so was Brand New Key in the Lanterns first episode a Kids in the Hall reference or not 030
Reposted by alec smartChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️🩹 604164574
Reposted by alec smartJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026this meeting could’ve been a psychosexual journey into the id 5420143
Reposted by alec smartInternet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 18/09/2026Ah good, a green orb. And you made sure that it's always suspiciously wet no matter the weather? Great. 3999
alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Curious as to whether my students will know about any of this or any of these people for that matter 110
Reposted by alec smartBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is the worst thing that’s ever been written but I do love the idea that rap music now represents a stifling all encompassing HR bureaucracy, I reject the Yin Yang Twins attempts to get me to dress in business casual clothing and spend all day in an office being lectured to 421299149
Reposted by alec smartlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/09/2026so is DEI an all-powerful institution running rampant throughout society or is DEI a pitiably weak enemy that can easily be crushed with the accomulation of power? and is there a pithy explanation of this phenomenon from a prominent midcentury semiotician i can use as shorthand 1844542
alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026saying "Celine Dion is better in French" sound so pretentious but I'm preparing for my trip with my friend Antoine's suggestions and it's just true 110
alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 07/09/2026found this incredible song with around 1000 Spotify plays and absolutely no information available about them. they might be Swedish. what is going on open.spotify.com/track/0bfBZX...open.spotify.comGod's TimingThe Passion Tax · God's Timing · Song · 2026 010
alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026starting the process to sell my apartment and move to Amsterdam has made me realize that I do love this apartment 160
Reposted by alec smartGoodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts. 895453543
Reposted by alec smartIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 04/09/2026I was trying to find an art asset for a client and instead unearthed this dumb thing I made back in the twitter days 252459276
alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 04/09/2026re-recorded the last 45 minutes of my DJ set (the part everyone told me was actually really good) for everyone to listen to: soundcloud.com/alec_smart/4...soundcloud.com45 Minutes of Alec Smart45 minutes of Alec Smart, for Superflirt Festival. Music I think are all hits, to get you in the mood for a day of partying. 180
Reposted by alec smart"Scream Man" Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Wow. Just told the Ukrainian child I adopted who I am starting suspect might be a full grown adult woman about Gloria Steinem. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "Steinkanda Forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate 1243
Reposted by alec smartinthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 24/11/2024in west end girls when he says "which do you choose, a hard or soft option" he's talking about tacos 513219
Reposted by alec smartyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/04/2026hi! I'm a trans woman building a trans-first dating app. its called bluesky and everything about it sucks tremendous ass, 2280989
Reposted by alec smartSara Habein @sarahabein.bsky.social · 05/01/2024"Would you tell an earthquake, 'Hey, stop shaking for a second' ??? NO??? SUCH IS MANGO." 2396
Reposted by alec smartEmily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Center-left power brokers want Jon Stewart circa 2004, while ignoring that a) Jon Stewart drew a lot of similar tut-tutting among then-center lefties (he WASN'T a REAL NEWSMAN) and b) the media environment that made Jon Stewart possible is largely dead. 431038
Reposted by alec smartRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Also, Courtney Love isn't exactly the poster child for "partied constantly and never let it impact their work" 813151209
alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026went to play some records/learn stuff from a young DJ friend of mine and he says I’ll do great at the festival and my taste is good 270
alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026found out that Arjen Robben played a professional padel tournament last year and a bit ago also did a great time in the Rotterdam marathon. it's really funny to me for some reason that he's apparently just a top athlete in whatever he does 011
alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Michael Jackson's "Dangerous" I think, in that my parents definitely bought that for me because it wasn't something they already had 150
Reposted by alec smartBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/08/2026About time we had more pop songs about Dracula 4344145
alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 11/08/2026sort of annoyed with myself for not thinking to get eclipse glasses before now when they're all sold out everywhere, I think I'll actually be able to see it pretty well from my front door (fifth floor facing northwest) 000
Reposted by alec smartThe Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham won't see your jokes about his death, but a bunch of hollow centrist scolds will and they will piss their pants and turn beet red and bleat shrilly about decorum, so keep it up A+++ no notes. 191
Reposted by alec smartAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I’m emailing your employer about your Lindsey graham joke to let them know you showed a lot of initiative and creativity out there 112050144
Reposted by alec smartjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger. 262779434
Reposted by alec smartBlue Dabadee (they/them) @weirdlittleguy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Justice for Limahl 1193
alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 12/07/2026youtu.be/zArPZQhnhWk?...youtu.beLynks - Kick the Ball!! [Official World Cup Music Video]YouTube video by Lynks 000
Reposted by alec smartPeter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 12/07/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re4a...youtube.comNew Order - World In Motion (Official Music Video) [HD Upgrade]YouTube video by New Order 073
alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 12/07/2026wish this game was the semifinal this Norway team deserves to be known as World Cup semifinalists 050
Reposted by alec smartLuis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026After all this fun and insanity, the semi finals sure look like they’re gonna be the four teams everyone expected at the start lol the World Cup always course corrects. 1384
alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Norway has vibes and Haaland and great narrative, but England have World in Motion 010
Reposted by alec smartlindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 11/07/2026england vs norway in miami 553555
Reposted by alec smartAbe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I don’t know why I was seized with the urge to find out what Dan Aykroyd thought of DISCLOSURE DAY, but my mannnnnnn 728953
alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 22/06/2026hearing we won't have Keir Starmer to kick round any more 170
Reposted by alec smartthicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 19/06/2026when you and your boys are out sailing and see that the Isle of Lindisfarne is guarded solely by women and priests 856381
alec smart @voellig.bsky.social · 19/06/2026streamlined my grading process a lot this year and don't you know it I'm way less stressed 120
![Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?
Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.
You’re right, that does sound grim.
Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.
I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnyq7wies2uc56bzqmfz4q25/bafkreief4hu7c6hd6ymgqnsaejlaipfuj7fq4ka2tkix72pionkb3dkkdy)
