Reposted by EklärbärTerry M @terry46.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Whiskey Tango Foxtrot all you FlyBoys , How about a Dummy Run First . Load The Dummy and Drop His Fat Ass in The Gulf of MEXICO 152
Reposted by EklärbärRev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026SCENE FROM 2027: Fanduel Ad blasting on the TV: "IN TOO DEEP? UP TO 50K FORGIVEN IF YOU ENLIST NOW" as a man quietly sobs in the corner of the bar 416839
Reposted by EklärbärAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026It really gives the game away when the anti trans orgs are calling the election of the neo nazi party in Germany a "glimmer of hope." 492511713
Reposted by Eklärbärlibby watson @libbycwatson.com · 24/09/2026i'm the guy at twitch who says we should ban these guys without telling them why, but keep the guys who call for genocide and the 600,000 accounts that just show family guy episodes all day. i make $800k a year and my family loves me 279470
Reposted by EklärbärUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 20/09/2026anyone else kinda coming around on Lauren Boebert now that we know she's bi? 815210
Reposted by EklärbärPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026Average Facebook enthusiast definitely needs a dedicated AI agent to increase their productivity. What with all the things they are doing 1340931
Reposted by EklärbärPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026AI is ruining cute animals for me 12013167
Reposted by Eklärbärceej @ceej.online · 16/09/2026good pants used to be $50. bad pants used to be $15. now good pants are $150 and bad pants are $75, which means good pants are more attainable than ever before 3388666
Reposted by Eklärbärdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i don't believe talarico is a bigot. im pretty sure he isnt. but if he apparently "has to" answer bad faith questions in a way that appears to compromise on the rights of one group of people being repressed to get elected, it's fair to ask what else he will "have to" do once he's in office 943334413
Reposted by EklärbärThe Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I remember after 9/11 I saw a restaurant billboard that said "We will not forgive - we will not forget" on one side and on the other side it said "2 soups for 2 dollars" 1022141
Reposted by EklärbärDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hey whatever happened to Charlie Kirk? 181086
Reposted by Eklärbär🎀🥞🪴p̷a̷n̷c̷a̷k̷e̷ s̷y̷n̷d̷r̷o̷m̷e̷☣️🎀🍡❌ idiot doll of agony❌💫 ⚠️porn account⚠️ @pancakesyndrome.xyz · 10/09/2026scum 281
Reposted by EklärbärDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Country music superstar Billy Ray Hamburger is tearing up the charts with hot hot new single A Burger Like Me. But is he an industry plant? 0292
Reposted by Eklärbärleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i’ve been solving a lot of problems lately with my calculator like 5 + 8 and 12 x 3. but now i’m starting to think it’s alive 251328187
Reposted by EklärbärSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026People are always saying William Shakespeare was such a great writer, but I looked it up and it's all stuff like "The lady doth protest too much, methinks". Reddit fedora shit. 1489854
Reposted by EklärbärSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026So many guys are afraid to moan during sex. I'm in her ear like "GODDAMMIT. THEY GOT RID OF THE YOGURT I LIKE AT WORK. SHIT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE". 142341
Reposted by EklärbärSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Not when he’s got his prescription pad out 1053385454
Reposted by EklärbärLeah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 349162123299
Reposted by EklärbärCover 3 Boston Sports @coverboston.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Everyone needs a Payton Tolle in their life 🤗 5462103
Reposted by EklärbärPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/08/2026Donald Trump if he isn’t interior decorating 212784264
Reposted by Eklärbärmuscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Everything dead is alive, and everything dead can kill you. Welcome to Dead World. 7504
Reposted by EklärbärJoe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You and Chait went to the same school, eh? 1812
Reposted by EklärbärWill Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Auteurism sirens going "Woo! Woo!" in the opening credits for the 1973 hard-core porn classic It Happen In Hollywood 1595
Reposted by EklärbärUFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Two greys spotted near caddo river (perhaps doing ground survey?) 0145
Reposted by EklärbärMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It is finally safe to say something people have been saying, loudly and repeatedly, in the nation's most prominent media, since March 2020 1062136137
Reposted by EklärbärKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/08/2026To be loved is to be changed. 270181331259
Reposted by Eklärbärdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 21/08/2026TIRED: trump bond crisis INSPIRED: trump bond invasion 518611
Reposted by Eklärbär✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026girls be like “i know a spot” and then take you here 16471221455
Reposted by Eklärbärceej @ceej.online · 15/08/2026“Mammal-Man” defeating his nemesis with a well-timed squirt of milk 1939222
Reposted by Eklärbärceej @ceej.online · 14/08/2026The “Bad History in Movies” trend didn’t start with The Odyssey. For instance, Jurassic Park depicted rampaging dinosaurs destroying the park before it could open, when in reality it sold to venture capital after the Dot Com bubble and the dinos were found starved to death in a crate near San Jose 632613281
Reposted by Eklärbärceej @ceej.online · 14/06/2024sorry I missed your text. I mistook my wife’s new expensive conditioner for a smoothie and my insides got so slippery my lunch fell out 1047554
Reposted by EklärbärPat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Good news: The amulet I’ve sought is within my grasp. Bad news: its power is waning :/ 949682
Reposted by EklärbärThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Mass funeral for 112 people in Gaza. Many of these caskets are children 3317100
Reposted by EklärbärEmma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i couldnt have done this without you <3 i would have done much better things instead <3 0141
Reposted by Eklärbärwint @dril.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self 654891832
Reposted by EklärbärTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026everyone mad at me for eating a candy apple in the public pool 61592
Reposted by Eklärbär👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times 17108603745
Reposted by EklärbärUFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 24/07/2026i downloaded pictures from cnn of the crash into the second tower 0175
Reposted by EklärbärUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 26/07/2026Worlds Biggest Asshole Dies; Mourned By Millions 0643
Reposted by EklärbärUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 26/07/2026using this guy like a fuckin fleshlight 👍 41837
Reposted by EklärbärUFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Large gray craft in Watsonville, CA. 041
Reposted by Eklärbär🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026And that epiphany? He needs a helicopter and a big bar of gold 831613
Reposted by EklärbärDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Mitch McConnell is currently being rendered into various dog treats/bones. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 9862
