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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 12h

The Costco item number for Jumbo Pumpkins is 80085. 🤣

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

LIKE, WHERE DO YOU EVEN BUY A BEDAZZLED PAUL FRANK SHIRT IN THE YEAR 2026?

A picture of Japanese drift racer and social media personality Yuura Momo (油浦桃), or "Drift Gyaru". She is leaning on tricked out custom Bōsōzoku style motorcycle and looking off to the middle distance under fluorescent lights. She’s got a tan, smoky dark eye makeup, and her hair is bleached blonde and styled into a sporty looking layered mullet. Shes wearing a white motorcycle jacket, low rise blue jeans, and a black Paul Frank teeshirt featuring the character Julius in silver rhinestones. The overall impression is of a very cool and stylish individual.

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think that Baby Foot should make a full body suit so if people want to they can molt like a lizard.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just in case anyone needs to watch it, there is a ripped vhs fansub of the Pokémon episode where James is wearing inflatable breasts up on Internet Archive. archive.org/details/pock...

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Pocket Monsters (1997) Fansub

Fansubs from a private tracker.

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Homer saying this lesbian bar doesn't have a masking policy

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Omg the kid at Pet Supplies plus was wearing a PaRappa the Rapper pin. 🥹

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is the realest shit I’ve ever seen posted on the adhdwomen subreddit:

Still image from a TikTok (@ersteezyy) of a smiley dude sitting on a curb. The text over him says “I need to quit my job so l can focus on my laundry.”

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The contractors outside are listening to the most white dude red state coded country music. How am I supposed to focus when it sounds like a fuckn pickup truck commercial out there?

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The company that brews Genesee Beer recently got acquired by private equity. This could be worse Rochester’s morale than what happened to Kodak.

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

In the year that has passed, Gen Alpha seems to have turned Charlie Kirk into some type of a combination of a 9/11 joke and Harambe. I don’t think they care who he was beyond their ability to weaponize people’s reactions into jokes. Back in my day, we called this “doing it for the lulz.”

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

LinkedIn ass post: Just about everyone I work with is showing signs of burnout.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

so the el Camino i bought had two mysterious custom toggle switches on the dash that i asked the mechanic to figure out the purpose of. (the previous pwner passed away) and he just called and told me THEY ARE FOR SHOOTING FLAMES OUT THE TAILPIPE.

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If AI does kill us all in the next decade, I doubt it’s gonna be like some kind of a cyberpunk robot uprising. It’s just going to be a massive failure or error that leads to a huge disaster and we are left without the ability to do anything about it. That’s how it always is.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/09/2026

INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO OUTLOOKS
NEITHER ARE WORKING

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

rotating you in my mind right now wow this is so embarassing for you

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Switch Sports Resort taking place in Woohoo Island. People who play The Sims: 🫪

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The only thing I know about Reacher is that it’s a show about a really jacked guy. As far as I am aware it’s a show entirely about a super ripped dude reaching for objects with his long buff arms. 💪

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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Are. Are godzilla and Kong going to...

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It’s weird that myself and so many others didn’t know that famous Hollywood actress Gal Godot owned Goodles. It’s almost as if the marketing department thought that would be a liability or something. 🤔

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Jack-o-lantEryn @eryn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You are NOT gonna believe this amazing vintage phone I found today #ErynThrifts

A vintage 1990s novelty landline phone that looks just like a russet potato. The cords are a glimmery brown

The inside part of the phone & the bottom. Idaho DNBC 1992-1994 is written in sharpie on the bottom

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I kinda don’t wanna even give air to the whole executive order to change Lake Ontario’s name story but…

The “Rochester Mentioned” meme I made awhile back based on the Brazil Mentioned formula. The anime girl, Yui from K-ON! Is wearing a Red Wings hat, holding a Genny Cream Ale in her right hand and a package of Zweiglels red and white hots in the other. She’s got a Garbage Plate and the backdrop is a Wegmans parking lot under an oppressively gray sky.

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Buc-ee’s says they are basically only interested in expanding their business in red states. Fine, but why would New York even consider a Buc-ee’s when we have a superior, far sexier gas station beaver?

A vaccum sealed sign for Betty Beavers Fuel Stop. The sign features a buxom anthropomorphic beaver wearing an American flag themed strapless dress with an apron and a little matching cap. She is holding a fuel pump. The most notable part of the sign and her appearance are the large 3-dimensional basketball sized breasts on the beaver mascot.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

they gotta be Pet Shop Men by now, right?

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

For the love we all have for Dolly, can we as a culture finally put to rest that weird negativity people have about people getting obvious cosmetic procedures?

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results” No. That isn’t what the DSM says at all.

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Petition to start calling side-chicks “flanker wives”.

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

watching TNG this time realizing that my biggest problem with Wesley is that I AM Wesley. An eager to please, neurodivergent, socially awkward only child of a single mother who isn’t allowed to have any kind of work life balance.

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Cleaned out the filter on my dishwasher today. Please tell me how strong and brave I am.

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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I need the cleansing power of pizza for lunch to reset my body and mind.

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The way Ryan Gosling wears his glasses in Project Hail Mary is a reference to how Andrew McCarthy wore his glasses in Weekend at Bernie’s. Prove me wrong.

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Someone is trying to sell the same dress I bought at Costco for 13 bux on Poshmark for 55. People are wild. I do not respect the hustle.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

My ideal partner is assertive, has big beautiful eyes and is easy to riff with

Crow T Robot from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

This lady's entire plot arc is "I would like to have sex with my clone" and tragically she fails

The evil mirror universe version of Kira from DS9. Her outfit looks like fetish gear designed by 1940's Hugo Boss. She's having a great time and exuding an aura of bisexual horniness. Happy Pride.

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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

literally watergate

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Due to my line of work, I often find myself thinking about the Dril candle budget tweet. Anyway it’s really showing its age: $800 for rent/$200 for food Is that what we were paying 12 years ago? Damn. 😔

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𝖏 𝖊 𝖙 🚮 𓅰 @videopayphone.bsky.social · 19/06/2026