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she/her, aka aurora_84

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My Minnesota friends have already seen this, but I keep thinking about it and want more people outside our state to, too.
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and also my dad lol
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 03/10/2026
New copypasta just dropped
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 03/10/2026
Country singer Zach Bryan wore a “Free Palestine” shirt at his Gillette Stadium show in Massachusetts.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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sophiahelix @helixsophia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
aw man and Yuletide noms already closed
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When they say AVENGERS DOOMSDAY is the "darkest movie ever made" they mean in terms of lighting. you're not gonna see a fucking thing
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Jessie🦇 @atropius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I caught the cutest thing ever on the Katmai bear cams
A photo of a large brown bear, taken from behind, laying on the ground with her back legs splayed out. Her two cubs are laying against her right side, both using her butt as a pillow. They're laying next to a river
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rb @mostlyinane.quest · 02/10/2026
imagine getting audience with the pope and using it for THIS instead of trying to convince him to support your sports team
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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyway we already reached the pinnacle of what computers can add to music through automated artistry, and it was Winamp. Bring it back you cowards
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
> Happy International Raccoon Appreciation Day from our two favorite girls, Pecan and Cashew! 🦝 These leucistic beauties were rescued from a home in Boulder and are now living their absolute best lives at Harmony Hill. [via Denver Zoo]
A pale raccoon politely resting her hands on a miniature pumpkin. She looks like a faded sepia photograph.Another faded raccoon standing up,  clutching a small pumpkin in her hands.
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were-duck @were-duck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don’t forget the strip of skin that shows when the shirt rides up!
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
probably one of my most unpopular opinions is that I do not care one bit about halloween and ~spooky season lol
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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Schnitza Fars @schnitzafars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
did you know that we get the word "cockamamie" from a bastardization of a term ("decalcomania") for a period in the 1930s after temporary tattoos were invented by the French and kids were running around putting them on fucking everything?! 🐦🐦🐦
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Lark “Tornado” Morgan Lu @larkmorganlu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Extremely randomly: did you know there are no machine made clothing? All garments are handmade! Every dang one, from the luxury atelier dresses to the overseas-sourced threadbare undershirt, is handmade.
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's October.
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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
was just reminded that my late beloved grandfather used to describe “the cask of amontillado” as “a story about a guy who drinks too much and gets plastered”
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THEM.
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
saw death cab for cutie with Tanni tonight, as true geriatric millennials heard some new songs, still remembered and sang along to old songs, an excellent evening! now if only my train would get here (it's 11pm, how are you running late?)
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hiroshi Yoshida (Japanese, 1876–1950) "Sailing Boats in the Morning, Inland Sea", 1926. Color Woodcut, 54.5 × 40 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Alaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 30/09/2026
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
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Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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Lee @aliasmarionette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's funny to me that execs in China and Thailand etc have figured out there's a massive audience for BL and are acting accordingly (in the case of China they're even doing so in the face of government policy) and yet in the West: this.
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/09/2026
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
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Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
VEVEY, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé executives gathered from around the world to announce their grave concern regarding the impact that artificial intelligence’s water consumption will have on their own abili...
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😭😭
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 29/09/2026
Google Maps images show scale of Israel's destruction of Gaza, where more than 74,000 Palestinians have been killed.
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Satellite images show Gaza in ruins three years into Israel's genocidal war
Google Maps images show scale of Israel's destruction of Gaza, where more than 74,000 Palestinians have been killed.
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Mali 💤 MCM London G-23 @sleepimali.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BUNS BUNS BUNS
Watercolour painting of a whole bunch of white bunnies with a sprout growing out of their backs in different silly moods, arranged neatly in rows on a white background
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is how we'll deliver all film screenings from here on out bsky.app/profile/cart...
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
people love sending ai generated emails (em dashes in the subject line now make me twitch) but refuse to actually read the emails they receive #workbleet
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cloth gown gridlock @rosyrhapsody.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In Japan they don't call it a train of thought, it's the Thinkansen
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
queen victoria told me the northwest passage keeps eating her poorly planned expeditions so i asked how many expeditions she has and she said she just goes to the royal academy and gets a new afterwards so i said it sounds like shes just feeding ships to the ice and then prince albert started crying
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Dcmfox @dcmfox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This made me spit up my tea
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Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“I hate you 4000” - Doctor Doom I hope
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm always so sleepy around 11pm/midnight but if I make it to 2am, I'm suddenly awake (I'm gonna drag myself to bed anyway)
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Alanis Morissette covered Season of the Witch for the Hudson Williams horror-mystery series about Baba Yaga" They're finally making brand-new sentences for good again
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Invite was great!!
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you're worried about the reviews your book or record might have on the internet, remember the Himalayas have a 4.3 out of 5 star rating on Google Maps.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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silver @silverboots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is just to say I have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to study Forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold
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