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@ves.bsky.social
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she/her, aka aurora_84

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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 36m
truly!!
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 10h
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 4h
Philadelphia held its first parallel parking championship over the weekend www.nytimes.com/2026/10/04/u...
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 23h
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 12h
You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 6h
:((
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 8h
ahahaha good luck to both of you
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 8h
HELL YEAH
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 19h
Booooooo!
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Timon talks to Pumbaa
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 21h
ooooooohhhhhh!!
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found a couple pretty good ones in my files
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Joel Pinckney @jpinckney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whenever I have to speak in front of a lot of people (as I did at a regional booksellers meeting this morning), I always think about this beautifully simple advice from @joshgondelman.bsky.social: "Everyone wants you to do a good job, and no one will be mad if you mess up a little." It helps!
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Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pointy Harris Hawk
An angular brown hawk with a hooked yellow beak and long legs perched on a stump
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DESERVE
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
>.>
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
cocktails? agua fresca?
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(oh yeah no, steer clear!)
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HOWWWW
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 04/10/2026
In reflection, these leaves fallen across a puddle, have found a way back into their parents’ arms.
A photo of a puddle in the woods, with leaves across the surface and reflections of the trees they fell from.
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ohgod.
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Dr Holly Nielsen @hollynielsen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please enjoy this very normal cottage :) www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
rightmove.co.uk
Check out this 1 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
1 bedroom detached house for sale in The Wellhouse, 3 Machpelah Yard, Hebden Bridge, HX7 for £250,000. Marketed by EweMove, Covering Yorkshire
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WELL DONE
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS.
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WELCOME TO THE 42 CLUB, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm really sorry
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Haaaaa
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sweet!
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎊🎉
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My Minnesota friends have already seen this, but I keep thinking about it and want more people outside our state to, too.
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
scream.
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love those!!
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😂😂
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Delighted for you!
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Haaa! It's dirty chai here and I quite like it
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wave to the sea for me!
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and also my dad lol
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 03/10/2026
New copypasta just dropped
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the Greats!
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GOOD LUCK
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it was quite bad!
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 03/10/2026
Country singer Zach Bryan wore a “Free Palestine” shirt at his Gillette Stadium show in Massachusetts.
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey.
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
💖💖
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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sophiahelix @helixsophia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
aw man and Yuletide noms already closed
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Ves @ves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't love this for you 💗💗
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When they say AVENGERS DOOMSDAY is the "darkest movie ever made" they mean in terms of lighting. you're not gonna see a fucking thing
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