Reposted by verchujeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 24/09/2026if you think about how small my family is, when my grandpa died that was the equivalent of one million 9/11s 1046723
Reposted by verchufarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026they’re recalling grapes now. big wrath outbreak 611918
verchu @verchu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026we were slightly too mean to chasers. not on ethical grounds. we just need one of them to write a song of the summer about fucking one of us and liking it. we need Lola 2 021
Reposted by verchu-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 21/09/2026remember when Biden replied to some right-wing bait question about how many genders there are with, "at least three. don't play games with me, kid." and then got elected president? that was their last winning strategy. dems: "you're a dipshit. fuck off" was your last winning strategy. 91369244
Reposted by verchuvic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026dude turn on the news. any channel 5589383721
Reposted by verchugamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Hank and John Green are just Jake and Logan Paul for registered Democrats. 17511103
Reposted by verchuVeerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Evergreen. 1479721907
Reposted by verchuBlair@COMMS CLOSED @flandrepudding.bsky.social · 03/07/2026the ever so well-meaning kinger #tadc #kinger #jax 101118226
Reposted by verchubitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 26/06/2026i wanna swing from the chandelure 71666492
Reposted by verchuChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/06/2026In retrospect we should have known she would win the second her opponents sent these out 312950383
Reposted by verchuSanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Technically, they’re Remains now. 414208573862
Reposted by verchujenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026static.klipy.comDeath Note: Light Yagami WritingALT: Death Note: Light Yagami Writing 81056177
Reposted by verchuUnusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 05/06/2026BREAKING: Trump has said stocks should go up, not down. 3311218
Reposted by verchuvanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 03/06/2026some of y’all aren’t doing enough bead magic 0142
Reposted by verchuBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026a little on the nose that they're going to argentina specifically but ok 11037
Reposted by verchuOddarette @oddarette.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I made a frutiger aero soft soap themed xenomorph... 6778972662
Reposted by verchujenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/05/2026causing another schism in the catholic church by pointing out that priests are forbidden from outing trans kids to their parents if the kid tells the priest during confession 111528137
Reposted by verchuMichael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Psychosexual breakdown happening at the Tucker Carlson merch store 1121991265
Reposted by verchuKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/05/2026[oblivion guard voice] STOP RIGHT THERE, UNHAPPY TRANS WOMAN! you disregarded your emotions! nobody minimizes their feelings on my watch. i'm confiscating your bad coping habits. now prioritize yourself, and communicate with your loved ones. 621241226
Reposted by verchuThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/05/2026McCormick Introduces New Transdermal Gravy Patch theonion.com/mccormick-introduces-n… 772998354
Reposted by verchuAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 01/05/2026[with pure journalistic objectivity, not at all because of my own experience in February] someone should look into when Nerds Gummy Clusters were invented 837821
Reposted by verchuSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/04/2026lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work: 123167112950
Reposted by verchujosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I disagree with most of the definitions in the Merriam-Webster dictionary, but it's still useful for the spelling 541846
Reposted by verchuJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/04/2026the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there 705108948
Reposted by verchuJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/04/2026whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes 245174649
Reposted by verchuDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Trying to imagine going back in time to the version of myself reading Drudge report during the Clinton impeachment to explain this. 22743106
Reposted by verchuSébastien Tremblay @sebboo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I've laughed waaaaaay more at this than I should have. 141387148
Reposted by verchuGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 01/04/2026You are going to survive like you always do. 113933
Reposted by verchuwint @dril.bsky.social · 26/03/2026sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect 5793471395
