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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I've decided to age naturally, which means I will complain about it

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Curse of the Libby Dead @captainlibatron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'll keep re-posting this because it's important. If you would want to be an organ donor, sign the register

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm a fucking joy today. I'm tired, I've got a headache, I hurt my neck turning, and I've got a severe case of the angries. I ought to be banished somewhere and left to my own devices

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Really, Brain? Rhinestone Cowboy? That's what you've decided to earworm me with this morning? You dick

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I don't think I'm gonna bother today, if that's ok.

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A shortbread petticoat tail eaten like a slice of pizza counts as dinner, yes?

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Oh I cannot WAIT for this!

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Tom Sutcliffe @tds153.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Genii: You have released me from the bottle and in return I will answer *any* question you ask me. All human knowledge is yours! Aladdin: Will your answers be correct? Genii: Well now you’re just being picky.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Me and my archaeology colleagues had a party after unearthing the world's oldest known tibia, which was nice because I do like a good shin dig.

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

#VeeMakes Made a Giant Thing (Regular sized thing for scale)

A regular sized (approx 6 inches in diameter) disc of shortbread, scored into petticoat tails on a white side plate next to a giant version (approx 12 inches in diameter). The pricking and scoring on the giant one is somewhat less than neat.

Two 'slices' of shortbread (the regular sized sitting atop the giant) resting on a white side plate. The remainder of the giant one is slightly out of focus in the background.

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Claire Cullingworth @ccullingworth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This made me smile, attached to an ordinary cast iron drainpipe on a house in Durham. #TinyJoys

A cast iron drain pipe going down the side of a white-painted house. A crest of red feathers and a bright orange beak made from something solid have been attached around it. It looks remarkably like "Feathers McGraw", the evil criminal penguin from The Wrong Trousers.

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A few weeks ago, I bought some menopace multivitamins in the hope that would help with the brain fog and irritability and stuff. I am yet to remember to take one.

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Firescribe @firescribestudios.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

New website is live ✨ Firescribe Studios now has a new sibling: Kern & Fable, for prints, cards and slightly strange little illustrated worlds. First collection is up now. Glass shop still to come. kernandfable.co.uk | firescribe.co.uk

firescribe.co.uk

Firescribe Studios

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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Unicron Identification Made Easy

Three pictures of animals with text next to them

The first is a white unicorn with the word 'Unicorn' next to it

The second is a picture of a rhino with the words 'Heavy Assault Unicorn'

The third is a swordfish, labelled High Speed Submersible Unicorn

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Might have a Very Big Gin and make bad choices. So much as one can make bad choices as a 40-something homebody housewife.

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ok, we're gonna do another thread that no-one asked for, this time for the garlic bread my kids refer to as "peak" (I am told that this means good). Are you ready? Let's go:

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Guess what? . . Bluejay butt

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 12/09/2026

they’ve rearranged the meat aisle in my local supermarket and now all i can think of is how much classic era bsky would have embraced “rearranging the meat aisle” as an absolutely disgusting euphemism

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Yes yes too much wallpaper, but more importantly, why do none of the bedrooms have curtains??

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Today’s poem is called ‘You Can’t Judge a Book’.

You Can’t Judge a Book

you can’t judge a book by its cover
 but neither can you cover a judge with a book

unless the book is a foldy-out one with a map or something

Brian Bilston

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Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Need to harness the power of Bluesky, so reposts are appreciated. If anyone here, or anyone you know attends Bangor University (the Welsh one) and needs a room for the upcoming year, get in touch. One of my son's housemates has dropped out at the last minute, so their house is one short.

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Th[Ominous Whoosh] @mrmoth.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026

Me trying to find stuff in Sainsbury's after a shelf refresh

Cover for the book "Who Moved My Cheese?" By Dr Spencer Johnson. Idk. Some business self help shit.

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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ok, we're gonna do another thread that no-one asked for, this time for the garlic bread my kids refer to as "peak" (I am told that this means good). Are you ready? Let's go:

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I was first to put the bins out on this end of the road, and now I've got binfluencer anxiety

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

597) Bobbot. Floating round pal. For looking after boats, maybe rescuing people? But mostly for going bob bob bob up and down. #SmallRobotsRemastered

A spherical robot with a little antenna, happily floating in some water.

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I think I might spoil myself and put a third load of washing on

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Who needs to watch the soaps when you could just have your teenagers tell you all the gossip/drama/goings on from their school day

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

#VeeMakes Well, it didn't make me any worse than usual

4 demerara sugar crusted shortbread roundishes.

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Will drinking wine while making shortbread make me a better baker? Let's find out

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Might just go and have a Big Cry

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Living Dead Girl @jillblacksheep.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Who called it a boob job & not thanks for the mammaries?

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I say, I say, I say, why are fanfic writers like vigilantes? Because they take the lore into their own hands!

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Go buy pretty things from beautiful people!

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Not to be a stereotypically angry perimenopausal old bat or anything, but why the FUCK is my husband breathing so goddamned loudly

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I wish I had that plant from Little Shop of Horrors. It would be nice to have someone to talk to and lots of people need to be eaten.

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I've got loads of stuff I ought to be doing, including dealing with the last of the post-holiday laundry mountain, but I'm ignoring all that and watching Clue instead.

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