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@ionawonderbox.bsky.social
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This is no time to be hanging around social media. 🦔🦦🦥🦨 Probably having an internal system outage as we speak. Drivellous. Chaos gremlin. Timeless vampire witch. Forest spirit. Tangled with @JimBobbers regularly.

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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Telegram spam is spamming again.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol, Facebook ads.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd sleep a lot better in hotel rooms if I could somehow teleport @jimbobbers.bsky.social over to cuddle up with. This hotel is a vast improvement on the last one, at least.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
See the image in the lower right corner? When I'm in the UK, I tell people I'm from near Chicago because it is their only point of reference in the US. In actuality, I'm far enough away, people in the UK would consider it it a long way away.
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hope
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social Petra Corr. I would imagine she smells lovely after it's rained.
A picture of Dr Petra Corr.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Too. Much. Travel. Pretty much nonstop for the next month. By the time I get back to UK home next month, from the point I left US home on Friday, I'll have traveled 9,200 miles. I'm preemptively exhausted.
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Boo London @cmdrsue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
9/25 Today we sparkle! Happy Dolly Parton Day to those who celebrate.
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Dolly Parton
Alt: Dolly Parton in a white dress with sparkly star adornment at center, white cape, and very tall blonde wigs. She is smiling on stage with a microphone.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*side eye gif* Seriously, though, who the fuck cares what someone else's relationship is like as long as it is honest and they aren't hurting anyone or doing illegal shit?
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sigh.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Madame G @madamegothica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning, Weirdos! Finally...#Autumn #WitchSky
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On the plus side, one of my business colleagues told me he thought I was 30-something today. And flatly refused to believe I am 50-something instead.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have been on constant Teams calls since 7am this morning. It's 11am. If this day was unusual, I wouldn't be bitching, but it's every goddamn day. (Thanks for the video, Kate!)
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TIL that roadrunners (the actual bird, not the cartoon) are in the cuckoo family.
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Road Runner Running Fast
ALT: Road Runner Running Fast
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Humm @humm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Mabon to all my Witches, Heathens, and Pagans. Blessed be and may your harvests be bountiful, no matter what they be!
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The first few seconds of this video hit hard: "understanding why a behavior happens does not obligate you to tolerate it." I have too much empathy, and for my whole life, I have tolerated too much. (This is not a post about Jim, don't read into it. This is about things like the (h)ex.)
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Hot Mess 🔥 @hotsweetmess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Scorpio: Scorpio: All that bad shit they say about us is because of the worst Scorpio ever, Brian. He was a real asshole. You don't hate Scorpios. You hate Brian.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Where my weirdos at?
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TIL that "airport malaria" exists, caused by mosquitoes that stowaway on flights from regions that have malaria and cause malaria infections in places that don't typically have it. See: Frankfurt.
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Sean Connell @slcpgh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look, folks, the publishers keep trying to drive this wedge, because they remain pissed we loan things out for free, because some corporate idiot thinks each loan is a lost sale, and it does not work that way at all.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The spam messages on Telegram are becoming ever more incomprehensible
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Dharmendra Vishwakarma
M4B dark moon emoji -| satellite dish emoji
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bluesky, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with the funniest possible pub/bar quiz team name.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yup.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ffs, I had a 15 minute window of time and I slept like shit last night so I laid down and set an alarm, trying to catch a catnap. So the city forestry department promptly pulls up with their loud as truck and pounds on the door and rings my doorbell to know if I'd called about "a tree on the roof"
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
... .... ..... ...... ....... ......... ...........
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🧵🤣
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm jonesin' for bacon. 🥓 I have no bacon. 🥓 This is _not_ thinly veiled innuendo about "needing a porking" and is not related to @jimbobbers.bsky.social in any way, just to head off the comments from you deviants. "Head off" is also not innuendo.
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MemeStar @memestar1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am perpetually disappointed by microwave rice in the US. It tastes just flat out wrong. Bad. Gross. You know, those "microwave in 90 seconds" packets. They taste like normal rice in the UK. basmati tastes like basmati, etc. Anyway, my dinner plans have pivoted.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lol, FB just showed me an ad for this app. I should install it and tie it only to FB - I'd never check FB again. It makes you do reps on camera to unlock apps. apps.apple.com/us/app/worko...
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Workout Locker: Better Habits App - App Store
Download Workout Locker: Better Habits by Kidslox inc on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more apps like Workout Locker:…
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have a strong, very strong, preference for the waxy end of the axis. Absolutely no preference on the mild to earthy axis. How about you? And where do you think Maris Pipers fit?
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The app name is cracking me up. Also, it's news you can use. Check tge app spelling. I think it's Zuckov - ov not off. It does not have a rating in the US app store.
This Polish developer created an app called 'Zuckoff' that detects nearby Meta smart glassesA Polish software developer has created an iPhone app called Zuckoff that detects nearby Meta smart glasses using their Bluetooth signals.
The app estimates how close the glasses are using known device fingerprints, UUIDs and manufacturing information.
It has gained over 5,000 users since launch on Apple's app store.
A paid version can also send background alerts when compatible glasses are nearby.
However, the app cannot determine whether someone is actually recording.
Developer Pawel Szydlowski said he built it over privacy concerns around smart glasses.
Source: Business Insider
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I miss blogging. I've said this before. Do I do anything about it? Not really.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay, this is good advice, but I can't get over how this guy is wearing an MDMA smiley face hat. 🤣 Never mind the sales pitch for whatever he has going on at the end of the video. I CBA to crop it.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TIL that there are only two countries in the world where divorce is illegal: the Vatican and the Philippines. I would have guessed very differently.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Omg, that fesshole. The one about pools. I have thoughts.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyone else feeling restless, on the edge of their seat? Like something is coming but you don't know what, but you damn well better be ready because things (don't ask me what things) will change? No? Just me then? My gut is yelling loud today about being ready. I know not for what.
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Crystal Ball Fortune Teller
ALT: Crystal Ball Fortune Teller
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ouch
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ugh. It's too early on a Monday for the photos that have been floating across my timeline. If they had good alt text, my muted words would have caught them. 😭
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Post by kayla-bird (on a green basket weave looking background)

"you don't have to wear makeup to be pretty!"

Cool cool but how about "you don't have to be pretty to be a valuable, respected, and important human being"
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh look, science is catching up on what the rest of us have long known www.sciencefocus.com/wellbeing/to...
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'In over 30 years, I've never seen something this powerful': Experts have finally learned how the right human touch can transform your health | BBC Science Focus Magazine
Physical contact is vital for our wellbeing. New research is revealing why
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ah, a rip current and strong wave warning has just been issued for the lake. Guess I won't go for a walk out the pier - a 6 foot wave would definitely swamp the pier and I don't fancy going for a swim in that.
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I should point out this is not a dig at anyone currently in my life. It may have applied previously… I have lovely people in my life these days. I just thought it was funny how this pulled no punches. 🤣🤣
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child Other people Vampires Heights (still am) Dying (my grandfather died when I was 7. Years of bedtime panic attacks after)
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Received some junk mail at my house yesterday, from my alma mater. It was addressed to both me and the (h)ex. The hex who has never lived in this house and doesn't know precisely where I live, for reasons. The hex who has remarried and lives in another state. Gonna burn it.
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