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@veeistrying.bsky.social
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Baker of the Daft and Delicious Absolutely not worth your time Darlingtinychocolate This page contains food pics Seriously, there's like a fuckton of food pics in here Home of #Vees100Bakes and #VeeMakes

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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 1h
I wouldn't have missed bedtime stories for anything, it was such an important (and frankly, brilliant) part of their childhood.
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 1h
Beat him with a book, it's the only option.
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 22h
Not easily. I'm sort of resigned to my usual tactic of wing it and hope for the best!
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've committed myself to a cake design for my husband's birthday next month, and I'm already second-guessing myself. It *looks* like something I should be able to do, but should and can are two wildly different positions.
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It gets worse the more you look at it
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Massive congratulations to you all! Three is the best kind of chaos
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You're marvellous Jonesy, and this place is better for having you here x
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy birthday love! 🥳 Hope you have a wonderful day x
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#VeeMakes Ok, this might be the best idea I've ever had. I present to you an apple crumble cinnamon roll:
A white bowl holding a single apple crumble cinnamon roll under a hefty serving of freshly homemade custard.
I added a layer of slightly stewed apple to the cinnamon sugar filling, topped the rolls with an oaty crumble, and let the oven work its magic. They are magnificent.
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unconventional, but let's do it!
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh. My. Days. You GENIUS. That looks fantastic 😍
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#VeeMakes Ok, this might be the best idea I've ever had. I present to you an apple crumble cinnamon roll:
A white bowl holding a single apple crumble cinnamon roll under a hefty serving of freshly homemade custard.
I added a layer of slightly stewed apple to the cinnamon sugar filling, topped the rolls with an oaty crumble, and let the oven work its magic. They are magnificent.
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It kinda does, now you mention it
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I reckon it's feasible. Not necessarily good, but definitely feasible
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was bored with work, wanted to do something rewarding, I volunteer a few hours once a month for a charity. It's amazing. A boring Fess, but it is rewarding. Just do something good for someone, it will make you and more importantly someone else feel better. Do it, please.
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have a fantastic time!
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy birthday Franz, you marvellous chap 🥳
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hi hello, I have come skulking back to ask for torts and pears for my latest culinary misadventure please 🙏 (Sadly, it's not the chip muffin today @agirlintheshed.bsky.social and @awp.christies.org.uk)
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've decided to age naturally, which means I will complain about it
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Curse of the Libby Dead @captainlibatron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'll keep re-posting this because it's important. If you would want to be an organ donor, sign the register
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about the ear bud thing. I find them uncomfortable at the best of times though. A travel pillow (the doughnut shaped ones) is a lifesaver if you're a side sleeper, I could have kissed my piercer when he told me that trick!
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Marvellous, I'll bring the roasties!
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It was breeze compared to my other cartilage piercings, but I suppose it's one of those different for everyone things.
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OMG GIMME
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#VeeMakes Stupid sexy spuds
A blue-grey bowl full of crispy, crunchy, gorgeously golden roast potatoes.
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've got the lakeland one with the cover, and it is an absolute godsend. I think they're on offer at the minute if that's helpful to know?
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh my days, those faces 😍
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you!
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#VeeMakes I meringued
A white cake stand holding a haphazard pile of chocolate swirled meringues.
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm a fucking joy today. I'm tired, I've got a headache, I hurt my neck turning, and I've got a severe case of the angries. I ought to be banished somewhere and left to my own devices
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Huh, I just ate two of these, and I could definitely go for crumble and custard
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#VeeMakes I biscuited. Again.
A close-up view of some sandwich biscuits on a blueish platter. The biscuits are soft and biscoff flavoured, and very much like a choclate chip-less cookie. The filling is piped vanilla buttercream. They are the absolute business.
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh, very much option 2. I can't be sure I've ever even heard the entire song
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Really, Brain? Rhinestone Cowboy? That's what you've decided to earworm me with this morning? You dick
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Closer to a custard doughnut than a pastel de nata. They're really soft, cardamom spiced buns with crème pâtissière, and they are delightful.
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#VeeMakes I did a vaniljbullar
A large blueish oval platter holding 8 Swedish vanilla buns (vaniljbullar). They are soft, cardamom spiced buns filled with crème pâtissière and coated in caster sugar. The best way to describe them is like a brioche bun and a custard doughnut had a sweet, squidgy, little baby.
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't think I'm gonna bother today, if that's ok.
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A shortbread petticoat tail eaten like a slice of pizza counts as dinner, yes?
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh I cannot WAIT for this!
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Tom Sutcliffe @tds153.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Genii: You have released me from the bottle and in return I will answer *any* question you ask me. All human knowledge is yours! Aladdin: Will your answers be correct? Genii: Well now you’re just being picky.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me and my archaeology colleagues had a party after unearthing the world's oldest known tibia, which was nice because I do like a good shin dig.
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My sons have been calling it longbread since I mentioned making it
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#VeeMakes Made a Giant Thing (Regular sized thing for scale)
A regular sized (approx 6 inches in diameter) disc of shortbread, scored into petticoat tails on a white side plate next to a giant version (approx 12 inches in diameter). The pricking and scoring on the giant one is somewhat less than neat.Two 'slices' of shortbread (the regular sized sitting atop the giant) resting on a white side plate. The remainder of the giant one is slightly out of focus in the background.
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Claire Cullingworth @ccullingworth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This made me smile, attached to an ordinary cast iron drainpipe on a house in Durham. #TinyJoys
A cast iron drain pipe going down the side of a white-painted house.  A crest of red feathers and a bright orange beak made from something solid have been attached around it.  It looks remarkably like "Feathers McGraw", the evil criminal penguin from The Wrong Trousers.
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A few weeks ago, I bought some menopace multivitamins in the hope that would help with the brain fog and irritability and stuff. I am yet to remember to take one.
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Firescribe @firescribestudios.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
New website is live ✨ Firescribe Studios now has a new sibling: Kern & Fable, for prints, cards and slightly strange little illustrated worlds. First collection is up now. Glass shop still to come. kernandfable.co.uk | firescribe.co.uk
firescribe.co.uk
Firescribe Studios
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy anniversary to you both! 🥂
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Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Grandpa Simpson saying "A little from column A, a little from column B"
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Unicron Identification Made Easy
Three pictures of animals with text next to them

The first is a white unicorn with the word 'Unicorn' next to it 

The second is a picture of a rhino with the words 'Heavy Assault Unicorn'

The third is a swordfish, labelled High Speed Submersible Unicorn
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